Joy To The World .......... Three Dog Night

D.U.I.

Out The Window

A Way To Die

Heaven And Mud .......... Loudon Wainwright III

Can't Breathe

Ode De Toilet

Better Than What

The Drinking Song .......... Loudon Wainwright III

A Dingo Stole My Baby

Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa-Fa (Sad Song) .......... Otis Redding

Impossible Not

White Winos .......... Loudon Wainwright III

Eversleep / Dreaming / Mourning .......... Loudon Wainwright III

Fragile Package

Lean On Me .......... Tom Jones

Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine

Singin'
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls, now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

If I were the king of the world
Tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wars
And make sweet love to you
Said, make sweet love to you

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

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You know I love the ladies
I love to have my fun
I'm a high life flyer and a rainbow rider
A straight shootin' son-of-a-gun
I said, a straight shootin' son-of-a-gun

Singin'
Joy to the world
All the boys and girls now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the world
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

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Drunk men stagger, drunk men fall
Drunk men swear & that's not all
Quite often drunks will urinate outdoors
Like widowed women drunk men weep
Like children curled up drunk men sleep
Like a dog a drunk will crawl about on all fours
Be it broke bum or rich rake
His dinner be it bread or cake
His beverage be the worst of whiskey, finest wine
Puke it stinks & so it seems
A drunkard goes to great extremes
But there has yet to be a perfectly straight line

Drunks are strong & drunks are weak
It's easy for a drunk to speak
Straight from the heart
Drunks will fight, their not afraid
They'll kiss the mistress & make the maid
Oh, but it's a manly art
But it takes it toll on blood vessels & from there it will raise
Bags beneath the eyes & other signs
Drunks get ugly so it seems & drunks will go to great extremes
But there has yet to be a perfectly straight line.

Drunks are friendly when they're drunk
And drunks are hostile when they're drunk
Which drunk it is it all depends upon
When drunk men drink they thirst they thirst for drink
Their elephants are grey not pink
When the drink evaporates the man is gone, gone, gone
Back to the flats & the subway cars
To the hipflasks & the fruit jars
Flat on thier face & flat on their backs
Drunks get drunk & so it seems
That drunks will go to great extremes
But there has yet to be a perfectly straight line

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Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa

I keep singin' them sad sad song y'all,
Sad song is of all I know.
I keep singin' them sad sad song y'all,
Sad song is all I know.

It has a sweet melody, tonight,
Anybody can sing it, any all time

It got to your heart, put you in a groove,
And when you sing this song, it will make your whole body move

It goes

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
Your turn

I'll turn
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa (fa)
Your turn now

All my life I've been singin' them sad song
Trying to get my message to you.
But you see, only song y'all, I can sing
And when I can you singing, my message will be to you

It goes

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
Your turn now

It's a lovely song y'all,
Sweet music honey,
It feels to life over,
It tells a story over,
You got to get your message
A stone message honey
A lovely line baby
I've been wanting a line..watch it

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa
Your turn

Everybody it's good
Everybody

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa

One more time

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa

Throw me the line y'all

Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa

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Mother liked her white wine,
When she was alive.
She was desperate to live,
But her limit was five.
Carefully, I'd kiss her and send off to bed,
We always stuck to white wine,
We stayed away from red.
Always stick with white wine,
Stay away from red.

Mother liked her white wine,
She'd have a glass or two,
Almost every single night,
After her day was through.
San se chardonnay chaiblie,
Pinot gris jiot.
Just to take the edge of,
Just to get the glow.
You've got to take the edge off.
If you wanna get the -

Mother liked her white wine,
She'd have a glass or three.
We'd sat out on the screen porch,
White winos mom and me.
We'd talk about her childhood,
Recap my career,
When we got to my father,
That was when I'd switch to beer.
We got to the old man,
And I'd always switch to -

Mother liked her white wine,
She'd have a glass or four.
Every bottle a dead solider,
The marriage was the war.
When we blurred the edges,
When we drank a lot,
That's when I got nervous.
When the glow got hot.
I always get nervous when the glow gets -

I still like my white wine,
And I'll have a glass or two.
And when I'm down I'll have some whiskey,
It's something I shouldn't do.
And every now and then I'll take a drop of red.
When I'm with a woman,
And I want to take to bed.
When I'm with a woman and I want to take to -

Mother liked her white wine,
When she was alive.
She was desperate to live,
But her limit was five.
Carefully, I'd kiss her and send off to bed,
Thank god we stuck to white wine,
We stayed away from -
Mother liked her white wine.

Dreaming

I'd rather be dreaming than living
Living's just too hard to do
It's chances not choices
Noises not voices
A day's just a thing to get through
Living's just too hard to do

I'd rather be dreaming than talking
There's nothing to hear or to say
With ears covered mouth closed
The world is opposed
Nothing gets in or away
There's nothing to hear or to say

I'd rather be dreaming than thinking
Thoughts are small comfort to me
Dreams might be pretend
But at least dreams end
And I just can't stop thinking you see
Thoughts are small comfort to me

I'd rather be dreaming than sleeping
Just sleeping you're just as well dead
In dreams I can fly
In dreams I don't die
That's why I lie here in this bed
Just sleeping you're just as well dead

I'd rather be dreaming

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Sometimes in our lives we all have pain
We all have sorrow
But if we are wise
We know that there's always tomorrow

Lean on me, when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on

Please swallow your pride
If I have things you need to borrow
For no one can fill those of your needs
That you don't let show

Lean on me, when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
'Til I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on

If there is a load you have to bear
That you can't carry
I'm right up the road
I'll share your load
If you just call me

So just call on me brother, when you need a hand
We all need somebody to lean on
I just might have a problem that you'd understand
We all need somebody to lean on

Lean on me when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
Till I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on

Lean on me...