Big Blue Sea .......... Bob Schneider

Bad Dreams (Remix) .......... Arling & Cameron & Swarte

Spank My Booty .......... Lords of Acid

Loves Me Like A Rock .......... The Dixie Hummingbirds

New Sensation .......... INXS

Turn Off The Lights .......... Teddy Pendergrass

Overload .......... Sugababes

Talking About My Baby .......... Fatboy Slim

Chemistry .......... Semisonic

Strange Condition .......... Pete Yorn

Anthem .......... The Incredible Moses Leroy

Neil's Blues .......... Frank Morgan

Recondita Armonia .......... Jussi Bjoerling, Zinka Milanov, Leonard

Do Me! .......... Bell Biv DeVoe

Memory Gospel (instrumental) .......... Moby

The One You Have Not Seen .......... Sophie B. Hawkins

Space To Share .......... Scapegoat Wax

Filthy Mind .......... Amanda Ghost

Wonderful .......... Everclear

Love Her For That .......... Teddy Thompson

Fishinit .......... Steinski & Ill Chemist

We're In Heaven .......... Sgt. Rock (feat. The Nice Warriors)

Strange Disease .......... Prozzak

Under Pressure .......... David Bowie (with Queen)

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music & lyrics by Bob Schneider

Woke up in a stupor
Guess it's time to face the pooper
Sometimes I feel like superman
Sometimes I'm just recuperating

My mind is twisting in its cage
My head feels like a twenty gage
I hope it's just a passing stage
My hearts not red it's beige

And its days like this that burn me
Turn me inside out and learn me
Not to tell you anything I think I know
I think I'll tell you all that I know
I know I don't want to be alone I want to be a stone
Sink to the bottom of the ocean lie there till I'm gone

I tried to tell you all about it
I thought you might've heard I doubt it
Everyday's a funeral
And everyday's a waste I know

I'm cutting out I'm feeling lost
I've lost my mind I'm Mr. Frost
I've collected all the evidence
I'm off the edge I'm on the fence

And its days like this that burn me
Turn me inside out and learn me
Not to tell you anything I think I know
I know I want to go with the flow
I wanna go home I want to be a stone
Sink to the bottom of the ocean lie around until I'm gone
At the bottom of the big blue sea
Just you and me

I know I'll never know nobody
Better than I know myself
But I can't even figure out
Just what the hell I'm all about

I'm sinking, I'm swimming no wait a minute
I'm thinking I'm drowning no I'm not kidding
I believe I just might make it
Sometimes I do sometimes I fake it

And it's days like this that burn me
Turn me inside out and learn me
Not to tell you anything I think I'll tell you all I know
Know I don't want to be alone
I wanna go home I want to be a stone
Sink to the bottom of the ocean lie around with you until I die
At the bottom of the big blue sea
Just you and me

Anywhere and everywhere
Made up my mind it's getting weird
It's queer to think it might not
Get much better than today I fear
I won't ever know true happiness
I tried so hard I did my best
But my best just wasn't good enough
I swear to god I hate this stuff

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When I was a kid I was a lazy child
Always skipping school, I was really wild
My poor old dad, he went insane
Cos of his little bitch and her love with pain
So my daddy, he spanked my butt
He turned me into his super spanky slut
I begged him for his mercy with tears in my eyes
He didn't know that he just showed me paradise

Then I met my boyfriend, he was almost 85
Crawling on the floor he knew all about life
I was feeling horny and just couldn't resist
I had to have him beat me with his manly fist
I started bleeding badly, love at first strike
Since that romantic moment I crawled by his side
But just the other day I hit him right back
The poor old bastard got himself a heart attack

Now I'm a little older and addicted to the whip
When I'm chained to the wall I feel mighty hip
Rings in my nipples, metal in my cheek
I'm the queen of the club, I look really chique
I need to be whipped, mmm, I love that stuff
Some good ol' fashioned beating, can't get enough
I still beg my dad on my two bare knees
Oh cruel daddy, come and spank me please

Spank my booty, come on and spank my booty
Spank my booty - spank my booty real good

When I was a little boy
(When I was just a boy)
And the devil would call my name
(When I was just a boy)
I'd say "now who do...
(Who?)
Who do you think you're fooling?"

I'm a concentrated boy
(I'm a concentrated boy)
I'm a singer in a Sunday choir
My mama loves me, she loves me
She gets down on her knees and hugs me
She loves me like a rock
She rocks me like the rock of ages
And she loves me
She loves me, loves me, loves me, loves me

When I was grown to be a man
(Grown to be a man)
And the devil would call my name
(Grown to be a man)
I'd say "now who do...
(Who?)
Who do you think you're fooling?"
(Who do you think you're fooling?)

I'm aconsummated man
I can snatch a little purity
My mama loves me, she loves me
She gets down on her knees and hugs me
She loves me like a rock
She rocks me like the rock of ages
And she loves me
She loves me, loves me, loves me, loves me

If I was President
(Was the President)
And the Congress called my name
(Was the President)
I'd say "who do...
(Who?)
Who do you think you're fooling?"
(Who do you think you're fooling?)
I've got the Presidential Seal
I'm up on the Presidential Podium
My mama loves me, she loves me
She gets down on her knees and hugs me
And she loves me like a rock
She rocks me like the rock of ages
And she loves me
She loves me, loves me, loves me, loves me

(A Farriss & M Hutchence)

Live baby live
Now that the day is over
I got a new sensation
In perfect moments
Impossible to refuse
Sleep baby sleep
Now that the night is over
And the sun comes like a god
Into our room
All perfect light and promises

Gotta hold on you
A new sensation
A new sensation
Right now
Gonna take you over
A new sensation
A new sensation

Dream baby dream
Of all that's come and going
And you will find out
In the end
There really is
There really is no difference

Cry baby cry
When you've got to get it out
I'll be your shoulder
You can tell me all
Don't keep it in ya
Well that's the reason why I'm here

Are you ready for a new sensation
A new sensation
Right now
Gonna take you on a new sensation
A new sensation

Hate baby hate
When there's nothing left for you
You're only human
What can you do
It'll soon be over
Don't let your pain take over you

Love baby love
It's written all over your face
There's nothing better we could do
Than live forever
Well that's all we've got to do

Hey now I'm gonna take a new sensation
A new sensation

Turn off the lights and light a candle
Tonight I'm in a romantic mood, yeah

Let's take a shower, shower together, yeah
I'll wash your body and you'll wash mine, yeah
Rub me down in some hot oils, baby, yeah
And I'll do the same thing to you

Just turn off the lights, come to me
Girl, I wanna give you a special treat, you're so sweet
Turn off the lights and let's get cozy
See, you're the only one in the world that I need

I wanna love you, love you all over, yeah
Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again
Whisper sweet words of love in your ear
Show you I much I missed you, missed you, my dear

Turn 'em off and come to me
Tonight, I'm in a sexy mood, baby
And light a candle
Girl, there's something that I-I wanna do to you, I wanna do, I wanna do to you, baby

Would you mind if I asked you to
Would you rub me down
Would you rub me down in some, in some burnin' hot oils, baby, yeah
I swear I can do the same thing, the same thing to you, baby

Turn 'em off and let's get cozy
I wanna give you a special treat, you've been so sweet
Turn 'em off and come closer
You're the only one in this whole wide world that I'd ever need

Turn 'em off and light a candle
You see, there's somethin' I, somethin' I, somethin' I, somethin' I
Somethin' I wanna do to you, baby

I'm lyin' here waitin', my dear
You can get what you want any time you want it
I'm lyin' here waitin', my dear
Come get what you need, give me what I need

Tell me what you wanna do (There's somethin' I)
Tell me what you wanna do, babe
(There's somethin' I, somethin' I wanna do to you, baby)
Tell me what you wanna do (Yeah)
Tell me what you wanna do, babe (Yes)

Tell me what you wanna do (I've got somethin' in my mind)
Tell me what you wanna do, babe
(Somethin' that I've been wantin' to do all the time, yeah, yes
Tell me what you wanna do (I wanna give you a special treat)
Tell me what you wanna do, babe ('Cause you've been so sweet, yeah, yes)

(Anything that you want, anything that you need, I got it, I got it)
Tell me what you wanna do (I can do it)
Tell me what you wanna do, babe (I'm willin')
Tell me what you wanna do
Tell me what you wanna do, babe (I'm willin' to try)

Strange fear I ain't felt for years
The boy's coming and I'm close to tears
I can't let go of you now
Imagination's playing round for free
In my world I take him out for tea
Oh my God, can't say no
Skipping school, go walk for air
I just had to get out of bed
I'm on overload in my head
Train comes I don't know its destination
It's a one-way ticket to a madman's situation
Train comes I don't know its destination
It's a one-way ticket to a madman's situation
Life is a dream, time does come true
And in my sleep I think of you
Feather bed by myself
Basically probability
Says that fate's come side with me
It's been so long on my shelf
Train comes I don't know its destination
It's a one-way ticket to a madman's situation
Train comes I don't know its destination
It's a one-way ticket to a madman's situation
The tension is incredible, boy I'm in charge
You know how I feel for you,
Will you stop, or will you just keep going
Please don't say no, no, no, no
Train comes I don't know its destination
It's a one-way ticket to a madman's situation
Train comes I don't know its destination
It's a one-way ticket to a madman's situation

Yeah... yee...
Talkin' 'bout my baby,
Talkin' 'bout my baby,
??? go walkin' down ??? street.
I just can't ???,
??? the wall behind her.

She got a red hot ??? on,
She got ??? yellow ???.

???

She's shakin' that big ???

???

She said i wanna go out on a picnic with you baby,
Under the big bright yellow sun
Under the big bright yellow sun
Under the big bright yellow sun

I remember when I found out about chemistry
It was a long, long way from here
I was old enough to want it but younger than I wanted to be
Suddenly my mission was clear

So for awhile I conducted experiments
And I was amazed by the things I learned
From a fine fine girl with nothing but good intentions and a
Bad tendency to get burned

All about chemistry
Won't you show me everything you know
Ah wonder what you do to me
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh

Some time later I met a young graduate
When I had nobody to call my own
I told her I was looking for somebody to appreciate
And I just couldn't do it alone

So for awhile we conducted experiments
In an apartment by the River Road
And we found out that the two things we put together had a
Bad tendency to explode

All about chemistry
Won't you show me everything you've learned
I'll memorize everything you do to me so I can
Teach it when it comes my turn

Fine spring day, California waves
Sweet Pacific scenes through the
Windows of airplanes and hotel rooms

So when I find myself alone and unworthy
I think about all of the things I learned from the
Fine fine women with nothing but good intentions and a
Bad tendency to get burned

All about chemistry
Won't you show me everything you know
Ah wonder what you do to me
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh

All about chemistry
Won't you show me everything you've learned
I'll memorize everything you do to me so I can
Teach it when it comes my turn

It's all about chemistry
It's all about chemistry
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh

It's all about chemistry
It's all about chemistry
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh

Read me the letter, baby,
Do not leave out the words.
Stories and cigarettes ruined lives of lesser girls,
And I wanna know,
'Cause I want you to know,

And it's a strange condition,
A day in prison,
It's got me out of my head
And I don't know what I came for.

Send me the money, baby,
Do not leave out the wage.
You know you're the best thing ever
To come out of this place,
Hey I want you to know,
'Cause I wanna know

And it's a strange condition,
A day in prison,
It's got me out of my head
And I don't know what I came for,
I want you to know...

It's a strange condition,
A day in prison,
It's got me out of my head
And I don't know what I came for,

I want you to know,
I want you to know...

So leave out the others, baby,
Say I'm the only one,
Cut out the uniforms
And settle with the sun,
Hey I want you to know,

'Cause I wanna know,

And it's a strange condition,
And life in prison,
It's got me outta my head
And I don't know what I came for,
I want you to know...

'Cause I wanna know,

Yeah I gotta know

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Take a look at me
Tell me do you like what you see
Do you think you can
Do you think you can do me

Kiss me pretty, baby
Touch me all over
Girl, what makes you think you can do me
Do you think you can do me, girl

Do me, baby (Ho...ooh...)
Do me, baby (Do you think you can)
Do me, baby (Do me)
Do me, baby

Girl, let your hair down
Take off your clothes and leave on your shoes
Would you mind if I looked at you for a moment
Before I make sweet love

Backstage, under age, adolescent
How ya doin', "Fine," she replied
I sighed, "I like to do the wild thing"
Action took place
Kinda wet, don't forget
The J, the I, the M, the M, the Y, y'all
I need a body bag

Do me, baby (Oh...oh...oh...)
Do me, baby (You can do me when you wanna do me)
Do me, baby (Yeah...yeah...)
Do me, baby (Mmm...ho...ho...ooh...yeah...)

Do me, baby (I like it in the morning time, yeah)
Do me, baby (Sometimes I love it in the evening, baby, yeah)
Do me, baby (Can you do me all over, girl, yeah, yeah)
Do me, baby

The time was 6 o'clock on the Swatch watch
No time to chill, got a date, can't be late
Hey, the girl is gonna do me
Move to the Jacuzzi, ooh, that booty
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh, no

Do me, baby (Yeah...)
Do me, baby (Oh, baby, I like it just like that)
Do me, baby (And I love the way you do it to me, baby, yeah)
Do me, baby (Oh, move just a little bit closer)

You can do me in the morning
You can do me in the night
You can do me when you wanna do me

You can do me in the morning
You can do me in the night
You can do me when you wanna do me

Oh,, come on and sweat me
Will you just take a little bit, yeah

That's the way I like it, baby
Come on over here
Let me caress your beautiful body
Kiss you from head to toe
I'll make you sweat, yeah
We're gonna train up in here all the way
9 to 5, baby
You just sweat, baby
That's the way I like to do it
Run you all over with some hot oil
And just watch your body shine

I just wanna
I just wanna lay your beautiful body down by the fireplace, baby
And make love to you all, all night
Oh, yeah
I love you, baby, yeah
Oh...ho...
Oh, yeah

Instrumental

I want to walk beside you
Nowhere that I have ever been
And of the dreams inside you
I am the one you have not seen

You make me feel a school girl
Restless to take your point of view
Into my mystery world
Finding that one is more than two

I feel abused
By my own mind
I can't refuse
An offer to make love to you

How come your words affect me
I have not wanted to be bound
And yet I may be set free
Before the meaning was the sound

In your refrain
I hear the chords of love in vain
How can I help but call your name

From dusk 'til dawn
I'm haunted
By your demon song
Don't make me play alone too long

Sleeping on the steps
Waiting for the day to begin
Cause I know where you're at
But I swear one day you're coming back, my friend
I hope we meet in the end
And I've been thinking 'bout
What I'm gonna do with today
Cause you took the long way home
But I can't foresee me going anyplace, anyplace

Move along is all you heard
I'm sure you're fine right there
But if you're bad with words
We have a space to share, a space to share

Waiting on the porch
Watching ugly children go by
Remember the broken shit we used to fix
I wish that you could write me a letter tonight
And all I wanna do is see you for a minute or two

Move along is all you heard
I'm sure you're fine right there
But if you're bad with words
We have a space to share, a space to share
To share, oh yeah

And making all the sense is everything I don't believe
I can't compete with this absence
My chest has found it hard to breathe
Since you decided to leave
And I've been thinking 'bout
What I'm gonna do with this day
Cause you took the long way home
And now it seems you're not even on your way, on your way

Move along is all you heard
I'm sure you're fine right there
But if you're bad with words
We have a space to share, a space to share

{And all I wanna do}
Move along is all you heard
{Is see you for a minute or two}
I'm sure you're fine right there
Yeah, yeah, yeah
We have a space to share
And I've been thinking 'bout what I'm gonna do with today

Thanks to Julia James for submitting the lyrics

Love is gone
My TV's on
I'm hanging with the boys

A life with fools
this world is cruel
We never dispense with toys

Could you make a suggestion
For an act I would enjoy

I'm drowning
So come inside
Welcome to my filthy mind

I'm drowning
So come inside
Welcome to my filthy mind

My fingers are burnt
Forgot what I learnt
I'll never be a satisfied

Become a recluse
Enjoy the abuse
It's better to get just high

Now I feel like a baby
who has just opened its eyes

I'm drowning
So come inside
Welcome to my filthy mind

I'm drowning
So come inside
Welcome to my filthy mind

Now I feel like a baby
who has just opened its eyes

I'm drowning
So come inside
Welcome to my filthy mind

I'm drowning
So come inside
Welcome to my filthy mind

Welcome to my
Filthy mind

"Hey, ain't life wonderful? Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful... Isn't it wonderful now?"

I close my eyes when I get too sad
I think thoughts that I know are bad
Close my eyes and I count to ten
Hope it's over when I open them

I want the things that I had before
Like a Star Wars poster on my bedroom door
I wish I could count to ten
Make everything be wonderful again

Hope my mom and I hope my dad
Will figure out why they get so mad
Hear them scream, I hear them fight
They say bad words that make me wanna cry

Close my eyes when I go to bed
And I dream of angels who make me smile
I feel better when I hear them say
Everything will be wonderful someday

Promises mean everything when you're little
And the world's so big
I just don't understand how
You can smile with all those tears in your eyes
Tell me everything is wonderful now

Please don't tell me everything is wonderful now

I go to school and I run and play
I tell the kids that it's all okay
I laugh aloud so my friends won't know
When the bell rings I just don't wanna go home

Go to my room and I close my eyes
I make believe that I have a new life
I don't believe you when you say
Everything will be wonderful someday

Promises mean everything when you're little
And the world is so big
I just don't understand how
You can smile with all those tears in your eyes
When you tell me everything is wonderful now

No
No, I don't wanna hear you tell me everything is wonderful now
No
No, I don't wanna hear you tell me everything is wonderful now

I don't wanna hear you say
That I will understand someday
No, no, no, no
I don't wanna hear you say
You both have grown in a different way
No, no, no, no
I don't wanna meet your friends
And I don't wanna start over again
I just want my life to be the same
Just like it used to be
Some days I hate everything
I hate everything
Everyone and everything
Please don't tell me everything is wonderful now...

I don't wanna hear you tell me everything is wonderful now

[Words and Music by Teddy Thompson]

She's a feeler and I love her for that
No matter how long I will always come back
There's a bond that we share, it will always be there
She may be holding but I love her for that

There are reasons that I'm out here so far
Blows are weaker from an ocean apart
And I guess I could run from my place in the sun
She wouldn't let me, and I love her for that

And oh you steal her
You love her and deceive her
She did nothing so wrong, so wrong

Voice of angels, ended quick by his knife
Bonds are broken between a man and his wife
And the songs that are left to remind of the theft
She'll let you sing them, and I love her for that

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A little sexual frustration
Combined with lack of motivation
And a loss of concentration
I've got a strange disease
I can't concentrate on work
My libido's gone berserk
Now I'm sweating through my shirt
I've got a strange disease

Two weeks ago
You said you'd never leave me
And here I am alone
And in this world of reckless happenstance
Why do good things have to go away
And leave you with nothing
Ya, you left me with nothing
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
And a strange disease
wee ooo wee ooo

Hyper emotional sensations
Sent via television stations
Unaffected by locations
I've got a strange disease
I can't seem to get to sleep
I don't want nothing to eat
Walking up and down your street
I've got a strange disease

(Minnie Mae)
Why did you have to put
so much pressure on me?
You pushed my heart away

(Simon)
I didn't mean to scare you little one
Is there nothing I can say?
Don't leave me with nothing
Ya you left me with nothing
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
And a strange disease
wee ooo wee ooo

Now I'm standing in the rain
Water soaking through my brain
Every droplet speaks your name
And it's driving me insane

I don't want to go to work
My libido's gone berserk
I don't want nothing to eat
Walking up and down your street

But only two weeks ago
You said you'd never leave me
And here I am alone
And in this world of reckless happenstance
Why do good things have to go away?
And leave you with nothing
Ya you left me with nothing
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
And a strange disease
wee ooo wee ooo

Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah
Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah

Pressure, pushing down on me
Pressing down on you, no man ask for
Under pressure, that burns a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets

Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah
Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah

That's o-kay
It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming 'Let me out'
Pray tomorrow takes me higher
Pressure on people, people on streets

Doh doh doh bah bah bah bah
O-kay
Chipping around, kick my brains around the floor
These are the days it never rains but it pours
People on streets, people on streets

It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about,
Watching some good friends
Screaming 'Let me out'
Pray tomorrow takes me higher
Pressure on people, people on streets

Turned away from it all, like a blind man
Sat on a fence but it don't work
Keep coming up with love
But it's so slashed and torn
Why why why?
Love love love love

Insanity laughs, under pressure we're cracking
Can't we give ourselves one more chance
Why can't we give love one more chance
Why can't we give love, give love, give love, give love, give love

Cause love's such an old fashioned word
And love dares you to care
For the people on the edge of the night
And love dares you to change our way of
Caring about ourselves

This is our last dance
This is ourselves
Under pressure
Under pressure
Pressure