Nude Love .......... Master Shake

Groovy Time For A Movie Time .......... Soda Dog Refreshment Squad

Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife .......... Mastodon

More To Me Than Meat And Eyes .......... Early Man

ATHF Theme .......... Schoolly D

Skit .......... Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters

The Chosen .......... Unearth

Party Party Party .......... Andrew W.K.

Skit .......... Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters

Carl's Theme .......... 9lb Hammer

Bookworm Resin .......... Brass Castle

Skit .......... Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters

Blam Blam .......... Killer Mike

I Like You Booty (But I'm Not Gay) .......... Insane-o-flex

I Want Candy .......... MC Chris

Girls Like Status .......... The Hold Steady

Nude Love (Reprise) .......... Master Shake

Alright, Alright
Ha,
I Wrote this next one when I broke up with my girlfriend, cause I slept with her friend and then I dumped the both of them
And I think everyone can relate to the blues, like they had after I dropped them like two hot rocks,

Nude Love
Moves over me
Like a storm
Since you were born,
Nude Love
There something in your eye,
And I re-A-Lize,
In the sky!,

NUDE LOVE

Wait, hang on I got trouble with the G.,
Krankin-Smoking, here we go,

Tapes available out in the parking lot,
10 dollars for tapes
15 for CD
But drink ya coffee
And then see me, out by my hatch-a-back for copies!,
Nu-oooooooo-ude Love.

It's a groovy time for a movie time,
so grab your gatt and grab a seat.
But don't forget to get something to eat.
Delicious meat and nutritios meat.
You can't beat my meat for a special treat.
Sucking on me is really neat.
Don't be a jerk and don't be a fool,
be a good neighbor and follow these rules:

What are these rules?
Remember to keep your shoes on at all times.
Don't pull your penis out,
unless you really need too.
Indecent exposure is a class two felony.

Don't talk, watch!
Don't talk, watch!
You came here. Watch it.
Don't like it? Walk out.
We still have all your ****ing money.

Do not nudge, kick or jiggle the seat in front of you.
I'm sitting there!
I am everywhere at once
and I will cut you up.

If you make out here,
I will cut your lips and tongue
from your head
with a linoleum knife.

Do not explain the plot.
If you don't understand, then you should not be here.
Your money is our money
and we will spend it on drugs.

Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly.
Be considerate to others,
or I will bite your torso
and give you a disease.

Did you bring your baby?
Babies don't watch this.
Take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets.
Run over it after the show.

If I see you videotaping this movie,
Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
and dissolve your testicles
and turn your guts into snakes.

This is copyrighted movie for Time Warner.
If I find that you've sold it on eBay,
I will break into your house
and tear your wife in half.

Don't know how much more I can take
Constant abuse from Master Shake
I know he thinks that I'm just a
Stupid wad of meat with a stupid mind

I feel like no one can relate
To a ball of meat who changes shapes
Give meat a chance and you will find
There's more to me than meat and eyes

They may not think I'm very smart
Takes brains to pull this danger cart
Back in my youth I was naive
Now the moon men knights have corrupted me

This all should come as no surprise
You knew soon one day I would rise
Give meat a chance and you will find
There's more to me than meat and eyes

Yeah, y'all ready for this?

Uhh, yeah, yeah!

Haha, mic check, mic check!

Yeah, mic check, mic check!

Yeah, My name is....

Shake Zula,
The mic rula,
The old schoola,
You want a trip, I'll bring it to ya!

Frylock
And I'm on top,
Rock you like a cop,
Meatwad, you're up next with your knock-knock...

Meatwad make the money, see,
Meatwad get the honeys, G,
Drivin in my car,
Livin like a star,
Ice on my fingers
And my toes,
And I'm a Taurus!

Haha, check it!

Uhh, check-check it, yeah!

Cause we are the Aqua Teens,
Make the homies say ho,
And the girlies wanna scream!
Cause we are the Aqua Teens,
Make the homies say ho,
And the girlies wanna scream!

Yeah!

Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Numba 1 in the hood, G!

Yeah!

Cause we are the Aqua Teens!
Cause we are the Aqua Teens!
Cause we are the Aqua Teens!
Cause we are the Aqua Teens!

Haha! Yeah baby!

You can't mess with that!
You can't mess with that!
You know you can't mess with us man,
You know you can't mess with us!

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It's Time To Party - Andrew WK

It's time to party, Let's party
Hang out with yourself and have a crazy party
Hey you, Lets party
Have a killer party and Party!

Don't even try and deny it
'Cos you're gonna have a Party tonight
And you know we're gonna do it tonight
We're gonna lose it all
When you open your door!
Party, Party, There's gonna be a party Tonight!

Tension in my hand
When you're standin' there
? (Its time to Party!)
Doing it fast, When you're doing it long
Keep gettin' your money (Its time to Party!)
Pounding on one, touchin' yourself
it's 1990 (Its time to Party!)
Open your mouth, we're all gonna come... In your face!

(Hey...)
It's time to... party, party, there's gonna be a party tonight!

Hello Duchbags and Duchbaggets,
You are about to hear the most rockinest in the whole freaking Universe,
And that's way beyond Pluto,
9lb Hammer,
Sounds like my genitals,

Let's Go!
Let's crank this up!

[Thanks to Eric Johnson for lyrics]

Yeah!

The pants that I wear lick the sweat from my balls,
I'm a south Jersey Mook, I'm the cock on the wall,
I don't need no instructions, to know how to rock!
More than a feeling, is the worlds greatest song,
I crank it all day long, all over my block,
I don't need no instructions to know how to Rock

Get the f*ck out of my pool!

Exit 109 baby is where the skanks hang out,
They love my shinny dome, and my nasty flip flop
I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!
I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!

Look here, I've been working since I was 8 years old,
And I won't eat no more shag you hear that!
Yeah!

Yeah!

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I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!

put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line
kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
im talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles

I want candy, i got a sugar tooth
put on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause i wanna knock boots
lick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droops
gumdrop that dont stop til' its licked knot loose

(ladies)
candy... candy...

i need candy bubble gum, and taffy
get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
Do it till your dad sees, embarass your family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy, any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into Hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And Hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created

I need candy, want some candy, eat candy til' I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, gimme head!
Where you keepin' all the candy?!
Who made you candy king?!
If you dont give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!

(ladies)
Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to school
Candy, at school, at lunch in the afternoon
Candy, in school, on your way home from school
Candy, at diner,at dinner, in bed!

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
At 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue,

Right next to, gentlemen's club.

He was drawn-up in the dark up in Penetration Park
He says he's got your medication
She was sitting on the edges of his vision trying to start a revolution
But he's done with all the parties, he's covered in contusions
Your life leaves life lines, your rug leaves bright bruises
She said she was cruising but she came back all proud and out of focus with a cool car, drank and broke us

Guys go for looks, girls go for status
There are so many nights where this is just how it happens
Guys go for looks, girls go for status

He was dreadlocked in the dorms in the Colorado corn
He says he's got your vegetation
She was sitting on the edge of the bed smoking trying to reach emancipation
And he's done with DVDs, he's fully entertained
He's bleaching out the blood stains, he's got diamonds in the drain
She said that she was coming but she wasn't, just make hard facts noises
It kind of sounded like a locus

Guys go for looks, girls go for status
There are so many nights where this is just how it happens
Guys go for looks, girls go for status

It was song number three on John's last CD,
"I'm going to make it through this year if it kills me"
And it almost killed me
And song number four on that thirsty floor, you want the scars but you don't want the war
Now that's just hardcore
These kids are clever to the core

Guys go for looks, girls go for status
Guys go for looks, girls go for status
Guys go for looks, girls go for status

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