The Magic Piper (Of Love) .......... Edwin Collins

BBC .......... Ming Tea

Incense And Peppemint .......... Strawberry Alarm Clock

Carnival .......... The Cardigans

Mas Que Nada .......... Sergio Mendez

Female Of The Species .......... Space

You Showd Me .......... Lightning Seeds

Soul Bossa Nova .......... Quincy Jones

These Days .......... Luxury

Austin's Theme .......... James Taylor (The Quartet)

I Touched Myself .......... Divinyls

Call Me .......... Mike Flowers

The Look Of Love .......... Susanne Hofts

What The World Needs Now Is Love .......... Burt Bacharach

The Book Lovers .......... Broadcast

Austin Powers .......... Wondermints

The 'Shag-adelic' Austin Powers Score .......... George Clinton

I'm through with love hangovers,
It's best that I stay sober.
No rolling in the clover,
No Gretna Green trip over.
No honeymoon in Paris,
I only feel embarrassed
For the cool cats,
The charmed kittens,
Both smitten by the love songs
That he's written.
Caught in the sights
Of a deadly sniper:
The magic piper of love.
The magic piper of love.
Of love, of love.

My girlfriend, she go blotto
Of cunnings and his grotto.
It turns out he's a dirty old man.
The nice place that I want to be,
Is sat up on this Christmas tree,
While playing these games of
Catch as catch can.
Cause he's a sweet talker,
A silent stalker.
All the savvy of a street walker.
More deadly than a horned viper:
The magic piper of love.
The magic piper of love.
Of love, of love.

He's a heart breaker,
A mover and a shaker:
The magic piper of love.

It's kind of hard to swallow,
You know you've gotta follow,
The magic piper of love.

Cause he's a city slicker,
An expert politic-er:
The magic piper of love.

Of love, of love.
Of love, of love.
Of love, of love.

Missus,
Will ya
Make me tea?
Make love to me?
Put on the teley?
To the BBC!
To the BBC,
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

BBC 1!
BBC 2!
BBC 3!
BBC 4!
BBC 5!
BBC 6!
BBC 7!
BBC heaven!

[repeat 2 more times]

BBC, peace!

Good sense, innocence, cripplin' and kind.
Dead kings, many things I can't define.
Oh Cajun spice, sweats and blushers your mind.
Incense and peppermints, the color of thyme.

Who cares what games we choose?
Little to win, but nothing to lose.

Incense and peppermints, meaningless nouns.
Turn on, tune in, turn your eyes around.
Look at yourself, look at yourself,
Yeah, yeah.
Look at yourself, look at yourself,
Yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah.

Tune-a by the cockeyed world in two.
Throw your pride to one side, It's the least you can do.
Beatniks and politics, nothing is new.
A yardstick for lunatics, one point of view.

Who cares what games we choose?
Little to win, but nothing to lose.

Good sense, innocence, crippled and kind.
Dead kings and many things I can't define.
Oh Cajun spice, sweats and blushers your mind.
Incense and peppermints, the color of thyme.

Who cares what games we choose?
Little to win, but nothing to lose.

Incense, peppermints, incense, peppermints.

Sha-la-la, sha-la-la

I will never know
Cause you will never show
Come on and love me now
Come on and love me now

Carnival came by my town today
Bright lights from giantwheels
Fall on the alleyways
And I'm here
By my door
Waiting for you

I will never know
Cause you will never show
Come on and love me now
Come on and love me now

I hear sounds of lovers
Barrel organs, mothers
I would like to take you
Down there
Just to make you mine
In a merry-go-round

Oaria raio
Oba Oba Oba
Mas que nada
Sai da minha frente
Eu quero passar
Pois o samba esta animado
O que eu quero e sambar
Este samba
Que e misto de maracatu
E samba de preto velho
Samba de preto tu
Mas que nada
Um samba como esse tao legal
Voce nao vai querer
Que eu chegue no final.

A thousand thundering thrills await me
Facing insurmountable odds greatly
The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.

Shock shock horror horror, shock shock horror!
I'll shout myself hoarse for your supernatural force!
The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.

Oh, she deals in witchcraft and
One kiss and I'm zapped. Oh,
How can heaven hold a place for me
When a girl like you has cast her spell on me?
Oh, How can heaven hold a place for me
When a girl like you has cast her spell on me?

Frankenstein and Dracula have nothing on you
Jekyll and Hyde join the back of the queue
The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.

For she wants to conquer the world completely
But first she'll conquer me discreetly
The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.

Oh, she deals in witchcraft and
One kiss and I'm zapped. Oh,
How can heaven hold a place for me
When a girl like you has cast her spell on me?
Oh, How can heaven hold a place for me
When a girl like you has cast her spell on me?

Oh, How can heaven hold a place for me
When a girl like you has cast her spell on me?
Oh, How can heaven hold a place for me
When a girl like you has cast her spell on me?

You showed me how to do
Exactly what you do
How I fell in love with you
Oh, it's true
Oh, I love you

You showed me how to say
Exactly what you say
In that special way
Oh, it's true
You fell for me too

And when I tried it, I could see you fall
And I decided it's not a trip at all

You taught it to me too
Exactly what you do
And now you love me too
Oh, it's true
We're in love, we two

You showed me how you do
Exactly what you do
How I fell in love with you

You showed me how to say
Exactly what you say
In that special way

You taught it to me too
Exactly what you do
And now you love me too

Instrumental

Lyin awake all night
I just can't seem to sleep these days
I hear voices call in my mind
But I can't hear what they say
Now there is a sorrow

That always comes my way
But you never really know
You never really know

Watch out. Someone's gonna get me
I know it's never gonna let me
That's just the way it tends to be these days
I try, it's never gonna let me
I wish that it wouldn't come and get me
That's just the way it tends to be these days

Now there is no simple way
To change the things that I have been
You cannot just cage a bird
And expect it to fly free

That always comes my way
But you never really know
You never really know

Watch out. Someone's gonna get me
I know it's never gonna let me
That's just the way it tends to be these days
I try, it's never gonna let me
I wish that it wouldn't come and get me
That's just the way it tends to be these days

Now it's not easy
With the things you know
To try to please me
But you never really know
You never really know

Watch out. Someone's gonna get me
I know it's never gonna let me
That's just the way it tends to be these days
I try, it's never gonna let me
I wish that it wouldn't come and get me
That's just the way it tends to be these days

These days, these days
These days, these days

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I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

[Chorus:]
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

[Chorus]

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

[Chorus]

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

[Chorus]

If you're feeling sad and lonely,
There's a service I can render.
Tell the one who loves you, only,
I can be so warm and tender.

Call me.
Don't be afraid, you can
Call me.
Maybe it's late, but just
Call me.
Tell me and I'll be around.

If you call, I'll be right with you.
You and I should be together.
Take this love I long to give you,
I'll be at your side forever.

Call me.
Don't be afraid, you can
Call me.
Maybe it's late, but just
Call me.
Tell me and I'll be around.

Now don't forget me,
Cause if you'll let me,
I will always stay by you.
You've gotta trust me,
That's how it must be.
There's so much that I can do.

Call me.
Don't be afraid, you can
Call me.
Maybe it's late, but just
Call me.
Tell me and I'll be around.

Call me.
Call me.
Just call me.
Tell me and I'll be around.

Call me.
Just call me.
Call me.
Just call me.
Call me.

The look of love
Is in your eyes.
A look your smile
Can't disguise.
The look of love,
It's saying so much more than
These words could ever say.
And when my heart has hurt,
Well, it takes my breath away.

I can hardly wait to hold you,
Feel my arms around you.
How long I have waited,
Waited just to love you,
Now that I have found you.

You've got that look of love.
It's on your face.
The look that time can't erase.
You're mine tonight.
Let this be just the start of
So many nights like this.
Let's take what lover's found
And then seal it with a kiss.

I can hardly wait to hold you,
Feel my arms around you.
How long I have waited,
Waited just to love you,
Now that I have found you,
Don't ever go.
Don't ever go.
I love you so.

What the world needs now is love, sweet love
It's the only thing that there's just too little of
What the world needs now is love, sweet love,
No not just for some but for everyone.

What the world needs now is love, sweet love
It's the only thing that there's just too little of
What the world needs now is love, sweet love,
No, not just for some but for everyone.

Lord, we don't need another mountain,
There are mountains and hillsides enough to climb
There are oceans and rivers enough to cross,
Enough to last till the end of time.

What the world needs now is love, sweet love
No, not just for some but for everyone.

What the world needs now is love, sweet love
It's the only thing that there's just too little of
What the world needs now is love, sweet love,
No, not just for some, oh, but just for
Every, every, everyone.

Lines and lines
Of book spines cover every wall
Dirty aisles
Along the titles
Where you run your eyes
Read a few lines ahh

Read the sign
Above the door
It's not for everyone

Made to feel
Individual punches of one
A fight you have no ahh

Read the sign
Above the door
You're wrong like anyone

Lines and lines
Of book spines cover every wall
Dirty aisles
Along the titles
Where you run your eyes

Read the sign
Above the door
It's not for everyone

Austin Powers, he's the man for you

Come to enter, if you please
Time unlocked this tasty freeze
Take trips to spy by night
In a groove yet outta sight
Austin Powers, he's the man for you

Love him only if you dare
Danger is his nom de guerre
In a jet or in a Jag
In a pinch he's ready to shag
Austin Powers, he's the man for you

He's the man with the master plan
For keeping Dr. Evil at bay
Women want him, men will want to beat him
In the snap of a flash, he's a gas, gas, gas

London, Stockholm, Paris,and Rome
He'll swing right into your home
Austin Powers, he's the man for you
Austin Powers, he's the man for you
Austin Powers, he's the man for you
Austin Powers

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