Ready For Anything .......... The Backyardigans

We Love A Luau .......... The Backyardigans

Tuba Polka .......... The Backyardigans

I Feel Good .......... The Backyardigans

Go, Go, Go .......... The Backyardigans

The Customer Is Always Right .......... The Backyardigans

Surf's Up, Ho Daddy .......... The Backyardigans

Almost Everything Is Boinga (featuring Alicia Keys) .......... The Backyardigans

Nothing Too Tough .......... The Backyardigans

W-I-O-Wa .......... The Backyardigans

I'm A Mountie .......... The Backyardigans

Racing Day .......... The Backyardigans

I Never Fail To Deliver The Mail .......... The Backyardigans

Lady In Pink .......... The Backyardigans

Nobody's Bigger Than A Giant .......... The Backyardigans

Hurry Home .......... The Backyardigans

A Challenge .......... The Backyardigans

Dragon Mountain .......... The Backyardigans

Goblin .......... The Backyardigans

Not An Egg (featuring Adam Pascal) .......... The Backyardigans

Tweedily Dee .......... The Backyardigans

We're Knights .......... The Backyardigans

We've landed on Mars
on the red and rocky ground
Now it's time to get going
and look for that sound

But it's an alien world
who knows what to expect
so before you explore
make sure your gear is checked

We're ready for anything
Anything, anything

We brought lots
and lots of gear
Lets go down the list
and make sure it's all here:

Maps and shovels, check!
Cables and ropes, check!
Flashlight and sneakers, check!
Bubblebath soap, check!
Sunblock and towels, check!
Grappling hooks, check!
I even brought crayons and coloring books!

We're ready for anything
Anything anything

There's so much equipment packed on Rover
But it's pack real well so it won't tip over

We're ready for anything
Anything anything

We brought a whole lot
but why take a chance
And while we're exploring
we might sing and dance

We're ready for anything
Anything anything

We Love a Luau (Tyrone, Pablo and Austin)
T- We're brothers...
P & A- We're brothers...
T- And we love a luau!
A- We love...
T & P- We love a...
A- We love a lu...
All- We love a luau!
T- Where we wear leis
P- And party for days
A- With beaming sun rays
T- So have a seat
P- Let's meet and eat
A- And sit and sing
T- And talk and walk
P- Suntan and fan
A- And prance and dance a hula, there's so much to do-a...
All- At a luau!
Ba ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba daaaaaaa!
Ba ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da ba da da daaaaaaa!
T- We're brothers...
P & A- We're brothers...
T- And we love a luau! We love...
T & P- We love a...
T- We love a lu...
All- We love a luau!

Tuba Polka (Tyrone solo)
I love to play the tuba and do the polka dance
Makes me feel so happy in my cowboy polka pants
Do the tuba polka, do the tuba polka
(break)
We're heading west to play a polka party for our friends
All the way to Cheyenne where the dancing never ends
Dance to the worman polka, yip, yip, yip, yip! Dance to the worman polka!
When Sherman's brother gets there, we'll yell "Surprise!" real loud
And all those western Wormans will dance the polka proud
Dance to the worman polka, yip, yip, yip, yip! Dance to the worman polka!

I Feel Good (Pablo, Tyrone and Uniqua)
P- I used to feel so dark inside, so evil, bad and gloomy
But now the sun is coming out and joy is rushin' through me, I feel good...
T & U- He feels good...
P- Oh so good...
T & U- Oh so good...
P- I used to be bad but now I am glad to be good!
T & U- Oh so good!
P- I used to be a bad bot, always running from the cops
T & U- So bad!
P- But now I am a good bot and I hope it never stops
So much goodness in my heart, I don't know where to start
I wanna click my heels, jump for joy, run around and play like a human boy
I feel happy and niiiiice, groovy and neat...I wanna help an old lady across the street
I wanna volunteer, pick up litter, help people out 'cause I'm not bitter
I wanna make new friends, stitch a quilt...teach at a school that I have built, I feel good...
T & U- He feels good...
P- Oh so good...
T & U- Oh so good...
P- I used to be bad but it's now I am glad to be good!
T & U- Oh so good! (harmonica solo)
T- He feels good...
T & U- He feels good...
U- Oh so good...
T & U- Oh so good...
P- I used to be bad but it's now I am glad to be good!
T & U- Oh...so...good!

Go, Go, Go! (Pablo, Tyrone, Uniqua and Austin)
P- I'm out in front, I've got the speed, I love it when I'm in the lead
I gotta go, go, go, go, go, I gotta go, go, go!
You can't go fast if you go too slow, so go, go, go, go, go!
T & U- We're not it front, we're close behind, but we'll catch up, just give us time
We gotta go, go, go, go, go, we gotta go, go, go!
You can't go fast if you go too slow, so go, go, go, go, go!
A- I'm in the back, I'm in the rear, I don't give up, I never fear
I gotta go, go, go, go, go, I gotta go, go, go!
You can't go fast if you go too slow, so go, go, go, go, go!

Tasha: There's a problem here.
Uniqua: What do you mean?
Tasha: We came to see something we haven't seen.
Uniqua: That's not our fault. We really tried.
Tasha: Well not enough, we're not satisfied,
And I don't mean to be a jerk,
But let me tell you 'bout how these things work.

See, I am the customer,
And the customer is always right.
Austin: She's right!
Tasha: I am the customer,
And the customer is always right.

Uniqua: We've done the best that we can do.
This awesome ride is almost through.
This awesome swamp with awesome stuff,
Austin: Well, I just think it's not enough.
Tasha: And you think right my purple friend,
And I'd say this is not the end.

'Cause I am the customer,
And the customer is always right.
Austin: Oh, yeah!
Uniqua: You are the customer,
And the customer is always right.

Surf's Up (Pablo solo)
Everybody shout ho daddy, ho daddy, ho daddy! Surf's up! Surf's up! Ho daddy!
You get your board in the water and flop down on your belly
With the salt water spraying and the seaweed kinda smelly
You paddle out to where the breakers are breakin'
You get up fast, start movin' and shakin'
Your ride that curl, you ride it loose and fast
You stay up on your feet for as long as you can last
And everybody shouts ho daddy, ho daddy, ho daddy! Surf's up! Surf's up! Ho daddy!
Everybody shouts ho daddy, ho daddy, ho daddy! Surf's up! Surf's up! Ho daddy!

Austin: Boinga's a word we don't understand.
Mommy Martian: Well, words are different in Martian Land.
Pablo: Well, we don't know your language yet.
Austin: Maybe you could teach us?
Mommy Martian: Sure, you bet.

Baby Boinga: Boinga!

Mommy Martian: Almost everything is boinga here,
Just in case you hadn't heard.
Almost everything is boinga here,
It's the Martians' favorite word.

Uniqua: Do you call these hands?
Mommy Martian: Nope, we call them boinga!
Austin: Do you use pots and pans?
Mommy Martian: Yup, we call them boinga!

Baby Boinga: Boinga!

Pablo: We wear hats on our heads.
Mommy Martian: Really? We wear boinga!
Uniqua: Do you guys sleep in beds?
Mommy Martian: Nope, we sleep in boinga!

Pablo: Hey!
Austin: That's good.

Mommy Martian: Do your birds say boinga?
Uniqua: No, our birds say tweet!
Mommy Martian: Do your flowers smell boinga?
Pablo: No, they just smell sweet!

Mommy Martian: Do you walk on your boinga?
Austin: No, we walk on our feet!
Mommy Martian: Do you sit on your boinga?
Uniqua: No, we sit on our seat!

Baby Boinga: Boinga! Boinga!

Pablo: You certainly use that word a lot.
Mommy Martian: Well, it means a lot of things, so why not?
Austin: Is there anything boinga doesn't mean?
Mommy Martian: Well maybe there is but not that I've seen.

Pablo, Uniqua, and Austin: Almost everything is boinga here.
Mommy Martian: We boinga all boinga long.
Baby Boinga: Boinga!
Pablo, Uniqua, and Austin: Almost everything is boinga here.
Mommy Martian: So we boinga this boinga song.

Baby Boinga: Boinga!

Pablo, Uniqua, and Austin:Boinga this boinga
Mommy Martian: Boinga!
Pablo, Uniqua, and Austin:Boinga this boinga
Mommy Martian: Boinga!
Pablo, Uniqua, and Austin:This boinga song!
Mommy Martian: Boinga!
Pablo, Uniqua, and Austin:Boinga this boinga
Mommy Martian: Boinga!
Pablo, Uniqua, and Austin: Boinga this boinga

Baby Boinga: Boinga! Boinga! Boinga!

Nothing Too Tough for Us (Pablo, Tyrone and Uniqua)
T- If there's trouble underwater, deep beneath the sea
T & U- Call up Harbor Rescue and we'll send Rescue Three!
P- Do you really mean it? Am I the one you'd send?
T & U- When it comes to swimming, on you we can depend
CHORUS
All- There is nothing too tough, nothing too tough
Nothing too tough for us, no situation can make us fuss
There is nothing too tough for us!
U- If sharks are swimming all around, there's no need to run
U & P- Call up Harbor Rescue and we'll send Rescue One!
T- Oh, I'm so embarrassed, you'd really call on me?
U & P- Well, everybody else is scared of sharks, you see
(repeat CHORUS)
There is nothing too tough for us!
P- If you need to solve a problem, then this is what you do
P & T- Call up Harbor Rescue and we'll send Rescue Two!
U- Now you got me blushing, you think that I'm that smart?
P- When it comes to thinking, your skills are off the charts
(repeat CHORUS)
There is nothing too tough, nothing too tough for us!

W-I-O-WA (Corniest Station in the Nation) (Uniqua solo)
I'm an ace reporter wherever news is breakin', I show up and find out what's shakin'
I'm an ace reporter, if it weren't for me, there'd never be news on your TV
I bring the big story, I'm proud to say to the viewers watching everydaaaaaaaay...
On W-I-O-WA: Corniest station in the nation! W-I-O-WA: Corniest station in the nation!
Reporters are brave, reporters are proud, reporters like to talk real fast and loud
With my microphone and my camera operator, I say "Back to you" instead of "See ya later"
I go find the news no matter the place and make that serious reporter face
On W-I-O-WA: Corniest station in the nation! W-I-O-WA: Corniest station in the nation!
W-I-O-WA...

I'm a Mountie (Tyrone and Pablo) (Tune: "She'll be Coming 'Round the Mountain")
T- I'm a Mountie and I'm marching through the snow
I'm a Mountie to the Yukon, I must go
I'm a Mountie of perfection, if something needs protection
Then there's no better protector you could know!
Mountie on duty, Mountie on duty, I'm a Mountie and I'm marching through the snow!
We are mounties and we're marching through the snow
P- We are Mounties to the Yukon, we must go
Both- We are Mounties and we're good sports and we like defending snow forts
We are mounties and we're marching through the snow!
Yes, we're Mounties in our Mountie hats and suits
You can tell by our Mountie salutes
Guarding all that needs a watching, for a Mountie there's no stopping
We are Mounties marching in our Mountie boots!

Austin: Racing day, it's racing day,
Racing day, it's racing day!
It's not nervous pacing day.
Today's the day we race.

I'm ready to race a long, long race.
This race goes almost every place.
It's fast, it's long,
It's vast, it's far,
It starts out right here where we are.

But when the finish line's unfurled,
We will have raced around the world.
When we finish this long, long race
I hope, I hope I'll take first place.

Racing day, it's racing day,
Racing day, it's racing day!
It's not sausage casing day,
Today's the day we race.
Today's the day we race.
Today's the day we race.

All: Racing day, it's racing day,
Racing day, it's racing day!
It's not picture-tracing day,
Today's the day we race!

Tyrone: We'll run somewhere that's not right here,
And while we do the crowd will cheer.
Uniqua: Through the forest over the snows,
Across the ocean and then who knows?

Pablo: Whoever is the first around,
will get to make that victory sound,
Austin: Dunt-da-daa! is what they'll say
at the end of racing day.

All: Racing day, it's racing day,
Racing day, it's racing day!
It's not puppy chasing day,
Today's the day we race!

All: Racing day, it's racing day,
Racing day, it's racing day!
It's not doily lacing day,
Today's the day we race!

Uniqua: A long, long, long, long way we've come,
Tyrone: To get back where we started from.
Pablo: We raced real hard but now it's time,
Austin: To break that tape and cross that line.

All: Racing day, it's racing day,
Racing day, it's racing day!
It's not self-effacing day,
Today's the day we race.
Today's the day we race.
Today's the day we race.

I Never Fail to Deliver the Mail (Tyrone solo)
CHORUS
I never fail to deliver the mail, I never fail to deliver the mail
Tyrone the mailman, Tyrone the mailman, Tyrone the mailman does not fail!
When you need to send a letter, or send a card or even better
A birthday gift to show you ca-are, I'm the guy who gets it there!
(repeat CHORUS)
Not rain or snow or gloom of ni-ight, mosquito bites or a busted light
Nor smelly smells or scary sounds will keep me from my postal rounds
An envelope or package, a parcel or a box, or a 53-pound bag of dirt and bricks and rocks
The size, it doesn't matter, the weight, I just don't care
As long as there's a postage stamp, the mailman gets it there!
(repeat CHORUS)

The Lady in Pink (Uniqua, Tyrone and guest star Cyndi Lauper)
CL- Who's the girl who's got bad on her mind? Who thinks evil thoughts with a smile and a wink?
Who's the girl with a plan to mess up mankind?
U- Me! I'm The Lady in Pink!
All- Lady in Pink...Lady in Pink...
T- She's bad, she's evil...
U- And I'm worse than you think! Me! I'm The Lady in Pink!
CL- Who's the girl who never plays nice and wishes that all rubber duckies would sink?
Who interrupts people and never thinks twice?
U- Me! I'm The Lady in Pink!
CL & T- Lady in Pink...Lady in Pink...
T- She does terrible things...
U- Even worse than you think! I'm The Lady in Pink!
T- She's selfish, she's cruel...
U- And I totally rule
CL- She'll stop at nothing to win, she cheats and she lies...
U- I don't even like pie
CL- When there's bad to be done, count her in!
U- Those containers, you'd better forget 'em, they'll be mine before you can blink
T- Wherever they are, you can bet who'll get 'em
U- Me! I'm The Lady in...Pink
All- Lady in Pink...Lady in Pink...
T- Is she totally evil?
U- Now what do you think?
All- Lady in Pink...Lady in Pink...
U- Me, me, me, me, me! I'm The Lady in Pink!

refrain
Nobody's bigger than a giant
nobody's quite as large as me
nobody's bigger than a giant
I'm humongous, wouldn't you agree

I'm large, I'm huge,
enormous, tall and grand
I can pick up your whole house
and hold it, in my hand

I'm wider than a valley
and taller than a tower
I can lift an apple tree
and sniff it like a flower

I'm vast, immense
happy and gigantic
I'm bigger than the oceans
pacific and atlantic

my hands can reach the planets
my nose can reach the clouds
and when I stomp my giant feet
the sound is really loud

refrain

..next scene with castle...

refrain

I'm large, I'm huge
spacious and collossal
I can pick up a dump truck
and park it, in my nostril

I'm roomy as a stadium
more sprawling than a city
next to me a skyscraper
appears quite itty-bitty

I'm vast, immense,
ample and inflated
I can cover up the sun
and keep the whole world shaded

If you care to meet me
you'll like me from the start
'cause nothing on me's larger
than, my big old giant heart

Hurry Home (Austin, Tyrone, Uniqua and Pablo)
A- Hurry home, hurry home...
T, U, P- Time to get scurrying and hurry home!
A- This trusty assistant has traveled far and distant
All- And now we got to hurry home!
A- I traveled all the way to the mummy's tomb
T- And I was so scared, my heart was going boom, but you weren't so bad
A- Well thanks, I'm glad! Now c'mon, we got to hurry home!
T- Next it was the werewolf that we had to see
U- You walked through the forest by the grabbing tree
T- I'd thought you'd be scary
A- But she was only hairy! C'mon, we got to hurry home!
All- Hurry home, hurry home! Time to get scurrying and hurry home!
U- We'll get the story at the laboratory
All- That's why we got to hurry home!
T- We had to make a stop at the vampire's tower
P- I made the stairs fall
T- It took like an hour
P- We were scared of each other
A- Yes you were, oh brother! But now we got to hurry home! Hurry home, hurry home...
T, U, P- Time to get scurrying and hurry home!
P- Our monstery faces have been a bunch of places
All- But now we got to hurry home!
T- Oh yeah!
All- But now we got to hurry home!
T- You said it!
All- But now we got to hurry home!

A Challenge (Pablo, Uniqua and Tyrone)
P- I have a challenge, a daring kind of test
T & U- He has a challenge, that's why he needs the best
P- I have a challenge, I hope you don't protest
T & U- Oh king, tell us your challenge, we're ready for our quest!
T- Will we have to find a princess and climb real high to save her?
P- This challenge is much harder, you'll have to be much braver
T & U- Braver?
P- Braver! The importance is much graver
U- Will we journey to the mountains and chase a hairy beast?
P- The challenge will be tougher, or just as tough at least
T & U- Tougher?
P- Tougher! And perhaps a little rougher! I have a challenge, for the brave knights of my court
T & U- He has a challenge, and we are just the sort
P- I have a challenge, it could be long or short
T & U- Oh please, tell us your challenge, we're ready to report!
U- Will it test our hearts and souls?
T & U- Tell us, please tell us!
T- Will we battle angry trolls?
T & U- Tell us, please tell us!
T- Will we get to face a...dragon?
U- Ahhhhhhh! A dragon, a dragon, will we get to face a dragon?
T- A dragon that breathes fire?
U- A dragon that goes roar?
T- Oh, please tell us, please tell us
T & U- We can't take it anymore, we can't take it anymore!

Dragon Mountain (Tasha, Austin, Uniqua and Tyrone)
Ty & U- We're marching to the top
Ta & A- To the top, to the top...
Ty & U- Yes, we're marching to the top of Dragon Mountain
Ta & A- Up, up, up, up!
Ty & U- There is no place to hide
Ty- Cause a dragon lurks inside
All- At the top of Dragon Mountain! At the top of Dragon Mountain!
A- Do you think that the dragon is scary?
Ty- Yes, I do!
Ta- Do you think that the dragon is hairy?
U- No, do you?
Ty- Do you think that the dragon plays games?
Ta- I hope so!
U- Do you think that it shoots out flames?
A- Please say no!
Ty & U- We're marching to the top
Ta & A- To the top, to the top...
Ty & U- Yes, we're marching to the top of dragon mountain
Ta & A- Up, up, up, up!
Ty & U- There is no place to hide
Ta & A- Cause a dragon lurks inside
All- At the top of Dragon Mountain! At the top of Dragon Mountain!
Ty- Do you think that the dragon will greet us?
Ta- That'd be neat!
U- Or perhaps he will try to eat us?
A- You say eat?
Ty- Perhaps we won't fit in his belly?
Ta- Then I'd cheer!
U- Don't dragons likes goblins and jelly?
A- I'm outta here...(Uniqua pulls him back)
Ty & U- We're marching to the top
Ta & A- To the top, to the top...
Ty & U- We're marching to the top of Dragon Mountain
Ta & A- Up, up, up, up!
Ty & U- There is no place to hide
Ta & A- Cause a dragon lurks inside
All- At the top of Dragon Mountain! At the top of Dragon Mountain! At the top of Dragon Mountain!
At the top of Dragon Mountain! At the top of Dragon Mountain! At the top of Dragon Mountain...

The Grabbing Goblin Song (Austin solo)
Oh...oh the things...oh the things that Goblin has grabbed
I see them and take them and I try hard not to break them
These things...these things that Goblin has grabbed...that Goblin has grabbed...
I have a squirting flower and a red nose from a clown
Once I met a mighty king and swiped away his crown
Sometimes when I feel lonely or just a little down
I like to put them all on me and dance and prance around (laughs)
Oh...oh the things...oh the things that Goblin has grabbed
I nab them and I seize them, if they could go bad I'd freeze them
These things...that Goblin has grabbed
I pilfered these marshmallows for times I want a snack
Then I pick this toothbrush up and brush away the plaque
You might think that I'm naughty or a little out of whack
But just by saying "Pretty please" you'll get your stuff right back
(Egg: weh, weh, weh) Oh little Eggwin, what's the matter?
(Egg: weh, weh, weh) Oh little Eggwin, are you sad?
(Egg: weh, weh, weh) Perhaps you'd like these teeth that chatter?
(Egg: weh, weh, weh) They always seem make me glad!
Oh...oh the things...oh the things that Goblin has grabbed
Dear Eggwin, peruse them and please feel free to use them
These things...these things that Goblin has grabbed...that Goblin has grabbed...

Once I was a young egg.
In fact it was today!

Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh

Was trapped inside my shell,
There was nothing I could play!
Wanted somethin' different
See the world outside!
So I wobbled out the door
Took the brave knights for a ride!

'Cause it's in my heart I can't ignore
I'm not an egg anymore!

I'm not an egg anymore
He's not an egg anymore
I'm not an egg anymore

When I met the goblin
He took me underground.

Oooh, oooh, oooh

That's when I grew two legs
So I could run around.
I scrambled to the forst
Where the flighty fairy sings.
Then I cracked my shell some more
And grew a couple wings.

I feel so free that I can soar!
I'm not an egg anymore.

He's not an egg any....

I'm not an egg any...

He's not an egg

I'm not an egg

anymore

Well now I'm a dragon
legendary beast.
Do I miss my egg-hood days?
No, not in the least.

My whole life's an open door...
I'm not an egg anymore.

He's not an egg any..

I'm not an egg any..

I left my shell on the floor!

I'm not an egg

Anymore!

Tweedily-Dee (Tasha, Austin, Uniqua and Tyrone)
Ta- Tweedily-dee! Tweedily-doo! I'm the Flighty Fairy and who are you?
Tweedily-doo! Tweedily-dee! What I find in this forest is for me, that's just how it has to be
I'm the Flighty Fairy, so tweedily-tweedily-dee!
Ty- What if we tell you that's the good king's egg?
Ta- He can walk here and get it on his own two legs!
U- But if we command you to give it to us?
Ta- It's not gonna happen so don't even fuss!
A- And what if I kneel down and say pretty please?
Ta- I will wave my magic wand and drop you in the treeeeeeeeees...
(speaking) A- Hey!
Ta- Tweedily-dee! Tweedily-doo! I may be really little but there's so much I can do
Tweedily-doo! Tweedily-dee! I'm so glad I found this lit-tle Eggy, he's just the friend for me
He fills me up with glee, so tweedily-tweedily-dee!
U- What if we tell you that we won't go away?
Ta- Well, I'll cook up a rainstorm and you'll have a crummy day!
A- What if we grab the egg when you're in bed?
Ta- That won't be so easy when you're standing on your head!
(speaking) A- Whoa!
U- You must surrender the egg!
Ta- No, I won't!
Ty- We must recapture the egg!
Ta- No you don't! If you take one more step over here
I will waggle my wand and you will dis-a...ppeeeeeeear...
(speaking) Ty & U- Hey! Bring us back!
Ta- Tweedily-dee! Tweedily-doo! I think it's getting time to skadaddle and skadoo
Tweedily-doo! Tweedily-dee! You just can't mess with the Flighty Fairy, I'm just too good, you see
So tweedily-dee, tweedily-tweedily dee! Tweedily-dee! Tweedily-dee! Tweedily-deeeeeeeeeeee!

We're knights that's right, with smarts and strength and guts and might
We're never ever rude always polite, our knightly skills are out of sight
We're knights that's right, We're knights that's right!
Just yesterday we rode our horses cross the fields
We came upon some ogres and we stopped them with our shields
Then I saw an Angry Troll I thought I was a goner
But I jumped down and trapped him, I did it for your honor!
Next we crossed the river then scaled the cliffs of doom
Then we took alittle break and went to the bathroom
We crept into the forest just as it was getting dark
We heard a little crackle and that's when we said Hark
We saw a brutest beast that's when we said halt
Then we had him for our breakfast with some butter and salt
We're knights that's right, with smarts and strength and guts and might
We're never ever rude always polite, our knightly skills are out of sight
We're knights that's right, we're knights that's right!

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