Welcome to Beerfest .......... Juergen Prochnow

Wasted .......... Paranoid Social Club

Chug Chug Chug A Lug .......... The Meters

Dr. Bombay .......... Del the Funkee Homosapien

Gotta Get Drunk .......... Willie Nelson

Come On .......... D4

Enamorado .......... The Sandpipers

Jungle Boogie .......... Kool And The Gang

Not Afraid .......... Doktor Noize

Bidibodi Bidibu .......... Bubbles

Hard as a Rock .......... Bulletboys

Hey You .......... Simon Says

Every Rose Has It's Thorn .......... Poison

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We all got wasted
We got fucked up and wasted wasted
We got fucked up and wasted

This is for the drunks, the winos,
The belligerent
Afterhour all night psychos
For the party people
Party crashers
Lovers with no sequel
Cause the first hardly mattered
Lushes lookin lucious
Torn and tattered
Hair of the dogs off the chains
And comin at em
They're dead to the world
And they're plastered and pissed
Each trying to get the girl
Then just past out stiff

Chorus:
We got wasted
We got fucked up and wasted wasted (x3)
We all got wasted

This is for the porcelain god
Holy rollers
Prayin they were only sober
Surfin on a lonely sofa
You only live once and then it's over
And if we drink long enough
Then we won't get hungover
Now our heads just pound
We got to make a toast to the drinks
That we downed
Everybody crowd around
Lift up your cup
Give it up to the one's fucked up

Chorus

We all got wasted
On 99 bottles of booze
I only danced with your friend
Cause I thought she was you
We got wasted
Cause there was nothing to do
I must've had five drinks
But I thought it was two
We got wasted
Everybody's buyin' a round
We got wasted
Off the wall and pass it around
Hit the pavement
Everybody's ass on the ground
We got wasted

Chorus

We all got wasted
We got fucked up and wasted (x3)
Wasted
We all got wasted

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Intro:
Dr. Bombay, Dr. Bombay
Yo, we got a patient in the front
that's ahhh... suffering from an oversized gluttius maximus
And she wanna know can you solve it...
Verse One:
Mistadobalina is a jack-ass, much like a donkey
And I'ma pin the tail on the funky
Has anybody seen Del? Head swelled
Cause I get paid well, kickin much tail
Drink me a forty as I ride my rhinoceros
You don't like it? Well you gots to kiss
Where the sun don't shine, something like my behind
I lose a fan but I'ma be fine
Dr. Feelgood, didn't think I still could
Make it funky real good
Take it then I looped it
Make you say -- GLORYHALLASTUPID!!
The Motorbooty make you shake your rump
to the brand new D-Funk
Take a chunk cause I'm much like a hunk
to the dark skinned girls with funk in they trunk
Coming from around the way
It's Del better known as Dr. Bombay
Chorus:
Dr. Bombay
He don't stop and he don't play
Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
(sing it, sing it, sing it)
Dr. Bombay
Could you find time and could you stay
Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
(It's, so, funky!!)
Verse Two:
Large as a black woman's gluttius maximus
And the question everybody's asking us
"Where'd you get your funk from"
A brother named George and some 151's
So Let's Take It To the Stage you suckers
I jam, and Mistadobalina eats smut
Back in the house with the crew Hieroglyphic
Now you know everything is terrific
Funk in the 1990's that's ironic
So grab you a sack of that chronic
Down with Da Lench Mob straight from the ghetto
But I'm under the sun in the meadow
Me and Miss Amazon sittin on my lap
Butt so big when she walk it clap
Doin the hoochie coochie in the forest
Y'all know who I am so girls sing the chorus
Chorus:
Dr. Bombay
He don't stop and he don't play
Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
(Has anybody seen that...)
Dr. Bombay
Could you find time and could you stay
Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
(sing it, sing it, sing it)
Dr. Bombay
He don't stop and he don't play
Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
(Dr. Bombay)
Verse Three:
Watch your watch, cause if your spouse calls
Del's gonna damn sure make a house call (hello?)
You peeped out my drawers on your fence
I'm a dog, so you might see paw prints (woof)
(Whattup Doc?) Wait, it ain't cool to jock
Cause you're real far from a ballerina
So ohhh ohhh, Mistadobalina
Freeze, and get up off your knees
Everything that Dr. Bombay say
Is guaranteed to make your day
So OOPS upside your head
I like Club Med hangin out with the dreads
And girl if you ain't got a germ
I won't hesitate to pull out my Funky Worm
But if you ain't down with Del funk
Cancel your appointment and please get the hell on (see-ya!!)
Cause I won't have fraudulent foes
under my nose, if you won't eighty-six the clothes
Get out the way, so I can save the day
Cause I'm Dr. Bombay
Chorus:
Dr. Bombay
He don't stop and he don't play
Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
(Peace to the Boogiemen)
Dr. Bombay
Could you find time and could you stay
Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
(I hate having to wait)
Dr. Bombay
He don't stop and he don't play
Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
(D-E-L and Hieroglyphics, hahahahaha)
Dr. Bombay
Could you find time and could you stay
Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
Dr. Bombay
He don't stop and he don't play
Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
Dr. Bombay
Could you find time and could you stay
Cause the funk is guaranteed to make my day
(Ice Cube and DJ Pooh)
Dr. Bombay
He don't stop and he don't play
Everytime I try to catch him he's always running away
Dr. Bombay
Dr. Bombay

Well I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it
Cuz I know just what I'm gonna do
I'll start to spend my money callin' everybody honey
And I'll wind up singin' the blues
I'll spend my whole paycheck on some old wreck
And brother I can name you a few
Well I gotta get drunk and I sure do dread it
Cuz I know just what I'm gonna do

I gotta get drunk, I just can't stay sober
There's a lot of good people in town
Who like to see me holler, see me spend my dollar
And I wouldn't dream of lettin' 'em down
There's a lot of doctors tell me
That I'd better start slowing it down
But there's more old drunks than there are old doctors
So I guess we'd better have another round

Repeat first verse

Running around,stop fussing you,
Everybody's talking,nobody's walking,
Hanging around and around,
So come on, come on
Come on, come on

I don't know if I'm going out,
I don't care much for hanging about,
Beautiful girls walking down the street,
But I don't care cause none of them gonna meet me,
Come on, Come on
Come on, Come on

Tonight at nine, I'm gonna sort it out,
Running through this jungle with a stick in my hand,
I'm gonna beat it about,
All i want to do,I gotta whip it out,
Well i'll be shaking out the shadows 'bout a quarter to four,
You'll see me snaking like a cheater till I'm back at your door,
Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on

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Get Down, Get Down
Get Down, Get Down
(6x)

Jungle Boogie
Jungle Boogie
(Get It On)
Jungle Boogie
Jungle Boogie
(Get It On)
Jungle Boogie
Jungle Boogie
Jungle Boogie
(Get Down With The Boogie)
Jungle Boogie
(Come & Shake It Around)

Jungle Boogie
(Help & Get Down)
Jungle Boogie
(Boogie Baby)
Jungle Boogie
(The Boogie)
Jungle Boogie
(Uhhuhuhhhu)
Jungle Boogie
(Get Down)
Jungle Boogie
(Get Boogie)
Jungle Boogie
(Let Me Jump In)
Jungle Boogie
(Down With The Boogie)
Get Down Get Down
Get Down Get Down
(10x)

Uh, Yea
Feel The Funk Ya'll
Let Me Feel The Load

Get Down With The Boogie
I'm Gonna Knock With The Jungle Boogie
Get Down
Get Down With The Boogie Say
Uhgh
Get Down Say Uhgh
Get Down Say Ugh
Till You Feel It Ya'll
Get Down Ya'll
Get Down
Get Funky Ya'll
With The Get Down

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Bubbles - Bidibodi Bidibu

we dont find them to bang bomb boom
when love and choice mean to bang bomb boom
why, while were leaving the band can move
well leaving tall well to evil evil too
we dont find them to bang bomb boom
when love and choice mean to bang bomb boom
why, while were leaving the band can move
well leaving tall well to evil evil too
whoa

freedom find them the rain mine boom
with love and choice lead to bang bomb boom
why while were leaving the band can move
well leaving tall well to evil evil too
while were leaving its round too round
and shrivel me, to the deutchland band
and leave me dancing too round round round
means i get to get the play the beats

bow wow(X10)

while were laid here one summertime
we will love old sea again and say bybybyby
we will leave them tall one bang bam boom
when we sea sun the gang tooth come
when we love them both and the band can too

we will love, biddibodi bidibu
whoa
(X10)

bow wow(x5)

tin theiving zoggy and the ran thieve run
whoa up and time below up high
(x10)

we will love, biddibodi bidibu
whoa
(X10)

we dont find them to bang bomb boom
when love and choice mean to bang bomb boom
why, while were leaving the band can move
well leaving tall well to evil evil too
we dont find them to bang bomb boom
when love and choice mean to bang bomb boom
why, while were leaving the band can move
well leaving tall well to evil evil too
whoa(X2)

we will love, biddibodi bidibu
whoa
(X10)

there you go

Let's ride
My kind of baby
She likes to sweat
And she likes it real hard
She likes it real wet
I dig the way you touch me
You get me up like a shot
I dig the way you d-d-d-d-do me
You give me everything you've got
Hard as a rock
Hard as a rock
You get me baby hard as a rock
Hard as a rock
Hard as a rock
Ooh baby hard as a rock, yeah
My baby's got rhythm
Never misses a beat
Give me the g-string shivers
She's always in heat
I dig the way you smack me
The way you lick your lips
I dig the way you d-d-d-d-do me
Do me with your fingertip-tip-tip-tips
Hard as a rock
Hard as a rock
You get me baby hard as a rock
Hard as a rock
Hard as a rock
Ooh baby hard as a rock, yeah
Hard as a rock
Hard as a rock
Ooh, you get me baby hard as a rock
Hard as a rock
Hard as a rock
You get me baby, baby
Hard as a rock
Hard as a rock
Ooh, you get me baby, baby put my lady
Hard as a rock
Hard as a rock
Whoa you get me
So hard
As a rock, yeah yeah

Hey you Ill make you an offer a million starving men
Could not refuse
Hey You I can read your smack rotted mind
Your thoughts are warning you it's all
Too good to be true
Hey you just let me in I'll bury the pain erase
The shame make it go away
Hey you I'll give you the life of your dreams
I'll fulfill every fantasy

Tastes so sweet and then I'll feed underneath the skin
I'll break down every fucking living cell in your body

Hey you I left you without a trace
Can't stand your pathetic disgrace of a face
I stole every piece of your purest intention
Hey you I left you without a trace
Can't stand your pathetic disgrace of a face
I stole every piece of your purest intention
Now I'm done

I live inside these walls of every mind
I spread I crawl I feed and I kill

I'll kill you too
Kill your lies
Kill you first

You can't hurt me
Can't beat me
Can't deceive

Hey you I left you without a trace
Can't stand your pathetic disgrace of a face
I stole every piece of your purest intention
Hey you I left you without a trace
Can't stand your pathetic disgrace of a face
I stole every piece of your purest intention
Hey you I left you without a trace
Can't stand your pathetic disgrace of a face
I stole every piece of your purest intention

We both lie silently still
in the dead of the night
Although we both lie close together
We feel miles apart inside

Was it something I said or something I did
Did my words not come out right
Though I tried not to hurt you
Though I tried
But I guess that's why they say

Chorus:
Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn

Yeah it does

I listen to our favorite song
playing on the radio
Hear the DJ say loves a game of easy come and easy go
But I wonder does he know
Has he ever felt like this
And I know that you'd be here right now
If I could let you know somehow
I guess

Chorus

Though it's been a while now
I can still feel so much pain
Like a knife that cuts you the wound heals
but the scar, that scar will remain

Solo

I know I could saved a love that night
If I'd known what to say
Instead of makin' love
We both made our separate ways

But now I hear found somebody new
and that I never meant that much to you
To hear that tears me up inside
And to see you cuts me like a knife
I guess

Chorus