Bright Shiny Theme Song .......... Kevin Hunter, Chad Fischer & Rachel Robinson

Havin' a Bad Day .......... Blue Flannel

Bitch Slap Me Jesus .......... Larry Gardener & the Purgatory Rodeo

bright and shiny
bright and shiny
people all across the land
come and join our happy hand
always happy, never gay
being clean is A-OK

bright and shiny
bright and shiny
if u save yourself for god
u will get the golden rod
give up on society
we will be your family

bright and shiny
bright and shiny
-honk honk-

I hate drunk people and
I hate sober people and
I hate all people today......

And I hate short people
And I hate tall people
And I hate all people today.......

Cuz i'm havin' a bad day
Havin' a bad day
get out of my way
Cuz i'm havin' a bad day

i'm havin' a bad day
Havin' a bad day
get out of my way
Cuz i'm havin' a bad day

I hate horny people
And i hate corny people
And i hate all people today........

And I hate dumb people
and i hate smart people
and i hate all people today.......

And i hate my boss
BBQ sauce
i just toss them all away.

Cuz i'm havin' a bad day
Havin' a bad day
get out of my way
Cuz i'm havin' a bad day

i'm havin' a bad day
Havin' a bad day
get out of my way
Cuz i'm havin' a bad day

Like a child being chased by a monster
i will never go away
i close my eyes and hope for bright tomorrow
i wanna be alone, i wanna be alone

Cuz i'm havin' a bad day
Havin' a bad day
get out of my way
Cuz i'm havin' a bad day

i'm havin' a bad day
Havin' a bad day
get out of my way
Cuz i'm havin' a bad day

i'm havin' a bad day
Havin' a bad day
get out of my way
Yeah get out of my way.

Written by Larry Gardner & Dan Raziel
Performed by Larry Gardener & the Purgatory Rodeo

Since I was a young man,
Well I had my pride
I took what I wanted,
Oooh, I cheated and lied
I swore there was nothin'
Or God up above
I was blind to his kindness
Blind to his love

So bitchslap me, Jesus
I've lost my way
Strayed from your path
Forget how to pray
Lend me your hand, Lord
I'm fallin' from grace
Oh, so bitchslap me, Jesus
I've lost my way

Oh where, oh where has my faith in you gone?
Away, away in some old gospel song
A little help here, Lord, I'm beggin' you please
Well, I'm down on my luck and I'm down on my knees

So bitchslap me, Jesus
I've lost my way
I've strayed from your path
Forget how to pray
Lend me your hand, Lord
I'm fallin' from grace
Oh, so bitchslap me, Jesus
I've lost my way

Since I was a young man,
Yeah, well I had my pride
Yeah, I took what I wanted,
I cheated and lied
I swore there was nothin'
A God up above
I was blind to his kindness
Blind to his love

Oh, so bitchslap me, Jesus
I've lost my way
Strayed from your path
Forget how to pray
Lend me your hand, Lord
I'm fallin' from grace
Oh, so bitchslap me, Jesus
I've lost my way
So bitchslap me, Jesus
I've lost my way
Oh, bitchslap me, Jesus
I've lost my way