Wonka's Welcome Song

Augustus Gloop

Violet Beauregarde

Veruca Salt

Mike Teavee

Main Titles

Wonka's First Shop

The Indian Palace

Wheels in Motion

Charlie's Birthday Bar

The Golden Ticket / Factory

Chocolate Explorers

Loompa Land

The Boat Arrives

The River Cruise

First Candy

Up and Out

The River Cruise - Part 2

Charlie Declines

Finale

End Credit Suite

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, the amazing chocolatier

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, everybody give a cheer

Hooray!

He's modest, clever and so smart

He barely can restrain it

With so much generosity

There is nowhere to contain it, contain it

to contain, to contain, to contain

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka,

He's the one that you're about to meet

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka

He's a genius who just can't be beat

The magician and the chocolate wiz

He's the best darn guy who ever lived

Willy Wonka here he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop, the great big greedy nincompoop
Augustus Gloop, so big and vile, so greedy, foul, and infantile.

"Come on," we cried, "The time is ripe, to send him shooting up the pipe."
But don't dear children be alarmed
Augustus Gloop will not be harmed; Augustus Gloop will not be harmed.

Although of course we must admit, he will be altered quite a bit
Slowly wheels go round and round, and cogs begin to grind and pound
We'll boil him for a minute more, until we're absolutely sure
Then out he comes, by God, by grace, a miracle has taken place, a miracle has taken place.

This greedy brute, this louse's ear is loved by people everywhere
For who could hate or bear a grudge agains't a luscious bit of FUDGE!!!

Listen close, and listen hard, the tale of Violet Beauregarde
This dreadful girl she sees no wrong...

Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long.

Chewing, chewing all day long. Chewing, chewing all day long. Chewing, chewing all day long.

She goes on chewing till at last, her chewing muscles grow so fast
And from her face her gaint chin, sticks out just like a violin...

Chewing, chewing all day long. Chewing, chewing all day long. Chewing, chewing all day long.

For years and years she chews away, her jaws get stronger every day
And with one great tremendous chew...they bite the poor girl's tongue in two
And that is why we try so hard, to save Miss Violet Beauregarde

Chewing, chewing all day long. Chewing, chewing all day long. Chewing, chewing all day long. (repeat till song ends)

Veruca Salt, the little brute, has just gone down the garbage chute
And she will meet as she descends, a rather different set of friends

...a rather different set of friends...a rather different set of friends

A fish head for example cut, this morning from a halibut
An oyster from an oyster stew, a steak that no one else would chew
And lots of other things as well, each with its rather horrid smell (horrid smell)

These are Veruca's newfound friends, that she will meet as she descends
These are Veruca's newfound friends...

Who went and spoiled her, who indeed? Who pandered to her every need?
Who turned her into such a brat? who are the culprits, who did that?

The guilty ones, now this is sad, are dear old mum and loving dad.

The most important thing that we've ever learned
The most important thing we've learned as far as children are concerned
Is never, never let them near a television set, or better still just don't install the idiotic thing at all.
(Never, never let them...never, never let them.)

It rots the senses in the head
It kills imagination dead
It clogs and clutters up the mind
It makes a child so dull and blind
(So dull and blind...so dull and blind.)

He can no longer understand a fairytale, in fairyland (a fairyland...a fairyland)
His brain becomes as soft as cheese
His thinking powers rust and freeze
He cannot think, he only SEES! (He only sees...he only sees)

Regarding little Mike Teavee, we very much regret that we (regret that we)
Shall simply have to wait and see...we very much regret that we
Shall simply have to wait and see if we can get him back to size
But if we can't...It serves him right!

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory lyrics from http://www.moron.nl/