The Last Race .......... Jack Nitzsche

Baby, It's You .......... Smith

Paranoia Prima .......... Ennio Morricone

Planning & Scheming .......... Eli Roth / Michael Bacall

Jeepster .......... T Rex

Stuntman Mike .......... Kurt Russell / Rose McGowan

Staggolee .......... Pacific Gas & Electric

The Love You Save (May Be Your Own) .......... Joe Tex

Good Love, Bad Love .......... Eddie Floyd

Down In Mexico .......... The Coasters

Hold Tight .......... Dave Dee

Sally And Jack .......... Pino Donaggio

It's So Easy .......... Willy DeVille

Whatever-However .......... Tracie Thoms / Zoe Bell

Riot In Thunder Alley .......... Eddie Beram

Chick Habit .......... April March

Instrumental

It's not the way you smile that touched my heart.
It's not the way you kissed that tears me apart.

Many, many, many nights go by.
I sit alone at home and cry over you.
What can I do?
Don't want nobody, nobody
Cause, baby, it's you.
Baby, it's you.

Is it true what they say about you?
They say you'll never, ever, never be true.
It doesn't matter what they say.
I know I'm gonna love you any old way.
What can I do?
What 'bout you?
Don't want nobody, nobody.
Baby, it's you.
Baby, it's you.

Baby.

It doesn't matter what they say.
I know I'm gonna love any old way.
What can I do?
What 'bout you?
Don't want nobody, nobody.
Baby, it's you.
Baby, it's you.

Don't leave me alone.
Come on home.
Baby, it's you.
Baby, it's you.
You know I need your lovin'
You know I love you.
Baby, it's you.
Baby...

Instrumental

Michael Bacall :
Now, look,
You can't look like you're trying to get her out of here before Christian Simonson shows up,
But you've got to get her out of here before Christian Simonson shows up.

Eli Roth :
What's the point?
They're going to Shanna's daddy's house at Lake L.B.J. and it's no guys.
Absolutely no guys.

Michael Bacall :
Okay.
So after we bring the girls' drinks,
In fairly rapid order, but not obvious,
We order two more rounds of shots.

Eli Roth :
You think they're gonna fall for that?

Michael Bacall :
We'll be very convincing.
Now it's time to turn up the volume.
No more fucking around.
We go to Jager shots.

Eli Roth :
Man, they're not gonna drink Jager shots.

Michael Bacall :
Dude, as long as a guy's buying the booze, a fuckin' bitch will drink anything.
C'mon, we can at least get one shot of Jager down these fucking bitches' throats.
After that, we'll see if they get another Jager shot in them.
You never know.
That could be the shot that puts them past the point of "fuck it."

Eli Roth :
Then all of a sudden "no guys at the lake house"
Turns into a couple of guys at the lake house.

Michael Bacall :
My point exactly.
And I know I can at least get "Shanna Suck-my-banana" to do a fucking Buttery Nipple shot.
What's Julia's sweet shot?

Eli Roth :
Key Lime Pie.

Michael Bacall :
Oh, come on, dude.
Even fucking Leroy Brown would do one more for dessert.

You're so sweet, you're so fine
I want you all and ev'rything just to be mine
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love

You slide so good with bones so fair
You've got the universe reclining in your hair
'Cos you're my baby, yes you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love

Just like a car you're pleasing to be hold
I'll call you Jaguar if I may be so bold
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love - oh

The wild winds blow upon your frozen cheeks
The way you flip your hip it always makes me weak
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love - oh

Your motivation is so sweet
Your vibrations are all burning up my feet
'Cos you're my baby, mmh, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love
I said girl I'm just a vampire for your love
I'm gonna suck you

Oh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o wow
A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a ow, wow yeah, vampire!

Rose Mcgowan :
So what's your name, Icy?

Kurt Russell :
Stuntman Mike.

Rose Mcgowan :
Stuntman Mike's, your name?

Kurt Russell :
You ask anybody.

Rose Mcgowan :
Hey, Warren.
Who is this guy?

Quentin Tarantino :
Stuntman Mike.

Rose Mcgowan :
And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?

Quentin Tarantino :
He's a stuntman.

It was early, early one morning
When I heard my bulldog bark
Was Staggolee and Billy Lyons
Squabblin' in the dark.

Staggolee told Billy Lyons
'What do you think of that?
You win all my money, Lawd,
Now you spit in my Stetson hat.'

Staggolee, he went a-walkin'
In the red-hot, broilin' sun
Says, 'Bring me my six-shooter,
Lawd, I wants my forty-one.'

Staggolee, he went a-walkin'
Through the mud and through the sand
Says, 'I feel mistreated this morning
I could kill most any man.'

Billy Lyons told Staggolee
Please don't take my life
I've got three little helpless chillun
And one poor, pitiful wife.'

'Don't care nothin' about your chillun,
And nothing about your wife,
You done mistreated me, Billy
And I'm bound to take your life.'

He shot him three times in the shoulder
Lawd, and three times in the side
Well, the last time he shot him
'Cause Billy Lyons to die

Staggolee told Mrs Billy
'You don't believe your man is dead
Come into the bar-room
See the hole I shot in his head.'

The high sheriff told the deputies
Get your pistols and come with me
We got to go arrest that bad man
No mercy Staggolee.'

The deputies took their pistols
And they laid them on the shelf
If you want that bad man Staggolee
Have to 'rest him by yourself.'

The High sheriff ask the bartender,
'Who can that bad man be?'
'Speak softly,' said the bartender,
It's that bad man Staggolee.'

He touch Stack on the shoulder,
Say, 'Stack, why don't you run?'
'I don't run, white folks,
When I got my forty-one.'

The hangman put the mask on,
Tied his hands behind his back
Sprung the trap on Staggolee
But his neck refuse to crack

The Hangman, he got frightened
Said, 'Chief, you see how it be
I can't hang this man
Better set him free.'

Three hundred dollar funeral
Thousand dollar hearse
Satisfaction undertaker
Put Stack on down in the earth

Staggolee, he told the Devil
Says, 'Come on and have some fun
You stick me with your pitchfork
And I'll shoot you with my forty-one.'

Staggolee took the pitchfork
And he laid it on the shelf
Says, 'Stand back, Tom Devil, Lawd
I'm gonna rule Hell by myself.'

People, I've been misled
and I've been afraid
I've been hit in the head
and left for dead
I've abused
and I've been accused
been refused a piece of bread

But I ain't never
in my life before
seen so many love affairs
go wrong as I do today

I want you to STOP
and find out what's wrong
get it right
or just leave love alone

Because the love you save today
maybe will-l-l-l be your own

I've been pushed around
I've been lost and found
I've been given til sundown
to get out of town
I've been taken outside
and I've been brutalized
and I've had to always be the one to smile and apologize

But I ain't never
in my life before
seen so many love affairs
go wrong as I do today

I want you to STOP
and find out what's wrong
get it right
or just leave love alone

Because the love you save today
maybe will-l-l-l be your own

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Down in Mexicali
There's a crazy little place that I know
Where the drinks are hotter than the chili sauce
And the boss is a cat named Joe

He wears a red bandana, plays a blues pianna [this is the way he pronounces
it; to rhyme with "bandana"]
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico

Well, the first time that I saw him
He was sittin' on a piano stool
I said "Tell me dad, when does the fun begin?"
He just winked his eye and said "Man, be cool."

He wears a red bandana, plays a blues pianna
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico

All of a sudden in walks this chick

Joe starts playing on a Latin kick

Around her waist she wore three fishnets

She started dancin' with the castanets

I didn't know just what to expect

She threw her arms around my neck

We started dancin' all around the floor
And then she did a dance I never saw before.

So if you're south of the border
I mean down in Mexico
And you wanna get straight,
Man, don't hesitate
Just look up a cat named Joe.

He wears a red bandana, plays a blues pianna
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache
In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico

[Spoken by Carl Gardner:]
Yeah, como est usted senorita
Come with me to the border, south of the border, that is
In Mexico, yeah in Mexico
You can get your kicks in Mexico
Come with me baby, come with me, come with me, crazy, yeah

Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich - Hold Tight

Hold tight, count to three
Gotta stay close by me
And hold tight, sing and shout
Just ride my round-about
And hold tight, shut your eyes,girl
You suit me for size
Forget the other guys
You'll never fall, each time you call
Hold tight, hold tight, hold tight

Hold tight, make me feel
What you say is for real
And hold tight, Carousel
Girl you'll soon ring my bell
And hold tight, we will fly
swinging low, swinging high
We're gonna make the sky
You'll never fall, each time you call
Hold tight, hold tight, hold tight

Hold tight, count to three
Gotta stay close by me
And hold tight, sing and shout
Just ride my round-about
And hold tight, shut your eyes,girl
You suit me for size
Forget the other guys
You'll never fall, each time you call
Hold tight, hold tight, hold tight

Instrumental

You know you're sliding down
Against your heart
Yeah. you got one

Just close your eyes
So you can see
So you can see

No baby, I don't care
What they say
It's so easy

No baby, I don't care
What they say
It's so easy

Yeah, it's coming on
It's getting sweeter
And sweeter

If you're gonna drown
Then do it the right way
Do it the right way

I don't care what they say
It's so easy

I don't care what they say
It's so ha ha ha ha...
It's so easy
It's so easy
It's so easy
Ha ha ha ha
Oh baby...
Yeah yeah...
It's so easy
It's so easy...

Now.
What did you say after the last time

Look.I know what I said.

What did you say?

I know I said we shouldn't do this again...

No, you didn't say "We shouldn't".
You said, we ain't ever gonna do that again.

But.

But my ass.

You said, not only are we never gonna play Ships Mast again,
But you also said, if you ever do what you try to do now,
to not only refuse, but that I had permission to physically restrain your ass, if necessary.
Now, did you or did you not say that?
Naw naw naw naw.
Answer the question, motherfucker.
Did you or did you not say that?

Yes. I said that. However
Whatever with your however.

Instrumental

hang up the chick habit
hang it up, daddy,
or you'll be alone in a quick
hang up the chick habit
hang it up, daddy,
or you'll never get another fix

i'm telling you it's not a trick
pay attention, don't be thick
or you're liable to get licked

you're gonna see the reason why
when they're spitting in your eye
they'll be spitting in your eye

hang up the chick habit
hang it up, daddy,
a girl's not a tonic or a pill
hang up the chick habit
hang it up, daddy,
you're just jonesing for a spill

oh, how your bubble's gonna burst
when you meet another nurse
she'll be driving in a hearse

you're gonna need a heap of glue
when they all catch up with you
and they cut you up in two

now your ears are ringing
the birds have stopped their singing
everything is turning grey

no candy in your till
no cutie left to thrill
you're alone on a tuesday

hang up the chick habit
hang it up, daddy,
or you'll be alone in a quick
hang up the chick habit
hang it up, daddy,
or you'll never get another fix

i'm telling you it's not a trick
pay attention, don't be thick
or you're liable to get licked

you're gonna see the reason why
when they're spitting in your eye
they'll be spitting in your eye