Stoopid Ass .......... Grand Theft Audio

Playmate Of The Year .......... Zebrahead

Lighting The Way .......... Superdrag

I'm Afraid Of Britney Spears .......... LiveonRelease

Authenticity .......... Harvey Danger

Voodoo Lady .......... Ween

Listen To The Music .......... Dangerman

So Cal Loco (Party Like a Rock Star) .......... Sprung Monkey

We Luv U .......... Grand Theft Audio

Lunatic .......... SILT

Sorry About Your Luck .......... Spy

Bust A Move .......... Young MC

It's a new dawn now gotta real cold shower to greet me
It's just the same fake smile makes it all worthwhile believe me
I gotta new plan now gonna use this hour to kill you
Don't look so sour I'm please to meet you

It's a new joke now and I'm your grinning jester
There's only one clown here and the bastards sure to get you
Well is it just payback when the knives in your back surround you
Who give a shit? I'm please I found you

Do you think you can beat me? No

Nothing left to say and I think you know that feeling
Someone's gotta pay and you're never gonna see me leaving
I gotta new plan now gonna gonna use this beat to kill you
Don't look so scared, I'm pleased to beat you

Do you think you can beat me? No!

There's this girl I don't know.
Comes by every year or so.
And if I get the mail before my mom does than I'll stay out of trouble.
She'll change every year, even pretty without beer.
She doesn't care about my hair, my car, my tiny pee pee in the mirror.

(CHORUS)
Whoo, Yehhh, She's finally here.
Whoo, Yehhh, she comes one time a year.
Whoo, yehhh, she's finally here.
Whoo, Yehhh, my plamate of the year.
She moves me. She makes me grow.
I'm so happy, and boy does it show.
Now she's going to my head, (going to my head).
I'm gonna make this milky clear, you're my, playmate of the year.

Hello, how are you?
It's great to see you too.
Let's grab a sock, it's time to rock.
And afterwards you never wanna talk.
We always agree, who's in charge here is me.
We never fight you know I'm right, it's always straight between you and me.

Let me go down on this girl for a day.
We can spin the bottle, everyone can hear her say.
That I was the best that she's ever had.
She can be my playmate, she can call me dad. (CHORUS)

I've been lighting the way
With bridges burning low, now.
I've been wasting the days
Like living's going out of style, now.
I've been up every night,
Walking down the highway.
If I can make things right,
I'm gonna do it my way.

Send it straight to you.
Like you put a price on everything you do.
Like a song that ain't worth singing.

I've been hiding away,
Waiting for disaster.
I regret the delay,
I wish I could've healed up faster.
I've been up every night,
Walking down the highway.
If I can make things right,
I'm gonna do it my way.

Send it straight to you.
Like you put a price on everything you do.
Like a song that ain't worth singing.
A thought that ain't worth thinking.
I've gotta find something worth bringing back to you.

Send it straight to you.
Like you put a price on everything you do.
Like a song that ain't worth singing.
A thought that ain't worth thinking.
I've gotta find something worth bringing back to you.
To you.

If I can make things right, i'm gonna do it my way.
If I can make things right, i'm gonna do it my way.
If I can make things right.
If I can make things right.
If I can make things right.
If I can make things right.
If I can make things right.
If I can make things right.
If I can make things right.

I only just turned 15
I'm filled with hopes and dreams
I turn my radio on and
I hear the strangest song

Chorus :
I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
Backstreet Boys and N'sync I don't know what to think

Ahoo...... Ahoo...... Ahoo..... Ahoo....

It's slick the way they dress
I heard they all have fake breasts
One thing I'll do if I can
Is go on Britney's bus and get a tan
They dance like they need a cure
Let's get the number of their choreographer
There so worried bout what we'll think
They took the time to learn to lip sync
Milli.... Vanilli Milli.... Vanilli Milli.... Vanilli Milli.... Vanilli

I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
I'm afraid of Britney
I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
I'm afraid of Britney
I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera

(Chorus) x4

I have a stinger; I am a honeybee.
I am a razor; please cut your wrists with me.
You're supercommon; you flaunt your pedigree.
You're clear as water...

I'm already spinning in my grave.

I am the subject of your documentary.
You have a question? I am the third degree.
I am authentic; I'm authenticity (I'm no such thing-a)...

I'm already spinning in my grave.
La la la la.
I'm already spinning in my grave.
I'm already spitting on your grave.

Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy
Your eyes look red and hazy
Doin' that stuff that you do
Messin' me up with your voodoo

You drive me crazy with that
Boogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie
You drive me crazy with that
Boogie boogie boogie

Your lips are hot and spicy
Servin' up red beans and rice
At midnite she's a-howlin' and stompin'
Makin' love to the gators in the swampin'

[chorus]

I feel you now inside me
Never once did you deny me
Doin' that stuff that you do
Knockin' me out with your voodoo

(Repeat Chorus)

Voodoo lady, shakin' that stick, drivin' me crazy
Voodoo lady, oh yeah

Boogie boogie boogie boogie
[repeats]

(Repeat first verse)
(Repeat Chorus)

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here we go again callin on a good friend
sippin on a ride
pickin up a forty cauSe my mouth's dry
boardwalk hustlers with there cheap talk
tryin to find the time on their tijuana knock offs
hookin up with the b-dub crew
lahiana settin up for A front row view
knokin back laughs and a bottle or two
just a watchin that ass as it rolls on through

life is short soN better have fun
(party like a rockstar kick a little ass)
crack a cold one snap a fat one in the mid day sun
(rock it like a pornstar slap a little ass)
life is short son better have some fun
(party like a rockstar party like a rockstar)
crack a colD one snap a fat one in the so. cal sun
(full blown knucklehead so. cal loco)

liquor like an octane soakin In my membrane
i might be cracked but i still can throw
so out come the dice it's a three bone night
bankin at the table fools still don't know
so i school a little crash coursE
show'em what they're in for
people Gather round for a ringside view
hypin up the show i shake'em up let'em go
4-5-6 bling bling c-lo

life is short sOn better have some fun
(party like a rockstar kick a little ass)
crack a cold one snap a fat one in the mid day sun
(rock it like a pornstar Slap a little ass)
life is short son better have some fun
(parTy like a rockstar party like a rockstar)
crack a cold one snap a fat on in the so. cal son
(full blown knucklehead so. cal loco)

now i must say that i'm feeling real fine
money in my pocket and girls on my mind
now i'm not talkin bout a true romance
18 double 0 and a table dance
because it's reallY kind of funny
if you drop a little money
how the ladies start a buzzin
Like a bee does to the honey
it's all about making them hometown laughs
party likE a rockstar kick a little ass

life is short son better have some fun
(party like a rockstar kick a little ass)
crack a cold one snap a fat one in the mid day son
(rock it like a pornstar slap a little ass)
life is short son better have some fun
(party like a rockstar party like a rock star)
crack a cold one snap a fat one in the so. cal sun
(full blown knucklehead so. cal loco)

We're punked up, funked up dead from the neck up
We hijacked the dex, the world is gonna be next
We wanna wreck the town with the Infidel rokkit
We love that you love us and you know it

WE LUV U.

No brakes but you know we got a radio
You gotta move when we're rockin' on your stereo
We wanna hit the town with the Infidel rokkit
We love that you love us and you know it

WE LUV U.

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This here's a jam for all the fellas
Tryin to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause ya over-zealous
Play hard to get females get jealous
Okay smarty go to a party
Girls are scantily clad and showin body
A chich walks by you wish you could sex her
But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function high class luncheon
Food they're serving, you're stone-cold munchin
Music comes on people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walking guys start gawking
Sits down next to you and starts talking
Says she wants to dance cause she likes to groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move

Verse Two:

You're on a mission and your wishin
Someone could cure your lonely condition
Lookin for love in all the wrongplaces
No fine girls just ugly faces
Some frustration first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
So don't hang yourself, with a celibate rope
Your movie's showin, so you're goin
Could care less about the five you're blowin
Theater gets dark just to start the show
Then ya spot a fine woman sittin in your row
She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello,
come sit next to me you fine fellow."
You run over there without a second to lose
And what comes next hey bust a move

Verse Three:

In this city ladies look pretty
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Tell a funny joke just to get some play
Then you try to make a move and she says, "No way"
Girls are fakin goodness sakin
They want the man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and you got no car
Then you got no women and there you are
Some girls are sadistic, materialistic
Lookin for a man makes them opportunistic
They're lyin on a beach perpetrating a tan
So a brother with the money can be their man
So on the beach you're strollin real high rollin
Everything you have is yours and not stolen
A girl runs up with somethin to prove
So don't just stand there bust a move

Verse Four:

Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now he's gonna marry
He's hopin you can make it there if you can
Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
You say neat-o, check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
And there's one more girl you won't be getting
So you start thinkin then you start blinking
The bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking
She thinks your kinda cute so she winks back
And now your feelin really firm cause the girl is stacked
Reception's jumpin faces pumpin
You look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do just bust a move