Uncle Jesse Tells A Joke .......... Willie Nelson

These Boots Are Made For Walkin' .......... Jessica Simpson

One Way Out Live .......... The Allman Brothers Band

Pride And Joy .......... Stevie Ray Vaughan And Double Trouble

Call Me The Breeze .......... Lynyrd Skynyrd

The South's Gonna Do It Again .......... The Charlie Daniels Band

Flirtin' With Disaster .......... Molly Hatchet

Hillbilly Shoes .......... Montgomery Gentry

Black Betty .......... Ram Jam

Soul City .......... Southern Culture On The Skids

Change My Mind .......... The Blueskins

Burn It Off .......... Blues Explosion

Funk #49 .......... James Gang

Good Ol' Boys .......... Willie Nelson

Uncle Jesse Tells Another Joke .......... Willie Nelson

What do you call a farmer with a sheep on each arm?
A playboy!

Are you ready boots?
Start walking
Yee haw
Let's go

You keep saying you got something for me (uh)
Well officer I don't mind to say you do
Now your looking right where I thought you'd be looking
Legs come handy when laws in front of you

These boots are made for walking
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

You believe you've stopped me for a reason (uh)
Now I'm pretending my bending's just for fun
You keep playing where I got you playing (yeah)
These double - D intials are work to run

These boots are made for walking
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

I'm the girl with the good ol' boys who don't mean you no harm
Just got a way with Hazzard County charm
The aint no crime in having little fun

Swerve my stride
Bat my sexy eyes
Where my boots at (haha)
Strut ya stuff come on

Hey ya'll
Wanna come and see something (uh uh, uh uh)
Can't touch, can I get a hand clap for the way I work my back
Tick tock all around the clock drop it
Push ya tush, like that
Can I get a sooey
Can I get a yee haw

You keep thinking what you shouldn't be thinking
Another two buttons down till you kissing ground
I'ma gonna send you back home miss the crying
But Uncle Jessie he sure is gonna be proud

These boots are made for walking
And that's just what they'll do
One of theses days these boots are goanna walk all over you

These boots are made for walking
And that's just what they'll do
One of theses days these boots are goanna walk all over you

Come on boots
Stop
Come on ladies

Hey ya'll
Wanna come and see something (uh uh, uh uh)
Can't touch, can get a hand clap for the way I work my back
Tick tock all around the clock drop it
Push ya tush, like that
Can I get a sooey
Can I get a yee haw

Come on Willie (ohh yeah, owww)
Yeee haw
Willie Nelson everybody (uh)
Let's go home boys

Ain't but one way out baby, lord I just can't go out the door.
Ain't but one way out baby, and lord I just can't go out the door.
Cause there's a man down there, might be your man I don't know.

Lord you got me trapped woman, up on the second floor;
If I get by this time I won't be trapped no more.
So raise our window baby, I can ease out soft and slow.
And lord, your neighbors, no they won't be
Talking that stuff that they don't know.

Lord, I'm foolish to be here in the first place,
I know some man gonna walk in and take my place.
Ain't no way in the world, I'm going out that front door
Cause there's a man down there, might be your man I don't know.
Cause there's a man down there, might be your man I don't know.
Cause there's a man down there,

Freely
Lord, it just might happen to be your man...
Lord, it just a might be your man,
Oh baby, I just don't know...

Well you've heard about love givin' sight to the blind
My baby's lovin' cause the sun to shine
She's my sweet little thing, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy

Yeah I love my baby, heart and soul
Love like ours won't never grow old
She's my sweet little thing, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy

Yeah, I love my lady, she's long and lean
You mess with her, you'll see a man get mean
She's my sweet little thing, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy

Well I love my baby, like the finest wine
Stick with her until the end of time
She's my sweet little thing, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy

Yeah I love my baby, heart and soul
Love like ours won't never grow old
She's my sweet little thing, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy

Call me the breeze
I keep blowin' down the road
Well now they call me the breeze
I keep blowin' down the road
I ain't got me nobody
I don't carry me no load

Ain't no change in the weather
Ain't no changes in me
Well there ain't no change in the weather
Ain't no changes in me
And I ain't hidin' from nobody
Nobody's hidin' from me
Oh, that's the way its supposed to be

Well I got that green light baby
I got to keep movin' on
Well I got that green light baby
I got to keep movin' on
Well I might go out to California
Might go down to Georgia
I don't know

Well I dig you Georgia peaches
Makes me feel right at home
Well now I dig you Georgia peaches
Makes me feel right at home
But I don't love me no one woman
So I can't stay in Georgia long

Well now they call me the breeze
I keep blowin' down the road
Well now they call me the breeze
I keep blowin' down the road
I ain't got me nobody
I don't carry me no load
Oooh Mr. Breeze

Well, the train to Grinder's Switch is runnin' right on time
And them Tucker Boys are cookin' down in Caroline
People down in Florida can't be still
When ol' Lynyrd Skynrd's pickin' down in Jacksonville
People down in Georgia come from near and far
To hear Richard Betts pickin' on that red guitar

Chorus:
So gather 'round, gather 'round chillun'
Get down, well just get down chillun'
Get loud, well you can be loud and be proud
Well you can be proud, hear now
Be proud you're a rebel
'Cause the South's gonna do it again and again

Elvin Bishop sittin' on a bale of hay
He ain't good lookin', but he sure can play
And there's ZZ Top and you can't forget
That old brother Willie's gettin' soakin' wet
And all the good people down in Tennessee
Are diggin' barefoot Jerry and C.D.B

Chorus

I'm travelin' down the road,
I'm flirtin' with disaster.
I've got the pedal to the floor,
My life is running faster.
I'm out of money, I'm out of hope,
It looks like self destruction.
Well how much more can we take,
With all of this corruption.

Been flirtin' with disaster,
Y'all know what I mean.
And the way we run our lives,
It makes no sense to me.
I don't know about yourself or,
What you want to be - yeah.
When we gamble with our time,
We choose our destiny.

Chorus:
I'm travelin' down that lonesome road.
Feel like I'm dragging a heavy load.
Yeah! I've tried to turn my head away,
Feels about the same most every day.
Speeding down the fast lane,
Playin' from town to town.
The boys and I have been burnin' it up,
Can't seem to slow it down.
I've got the pedal to the floor,
Our lives are runnin' faster,
Got our sights set straight ahead,
But ain't sure what we're after.

Flirtin' with disaster,
Y'all know what I mean.
You know the way we run our lives,
It makes no sense to me.
I don't know about yourself or,
What you plan to be - yea!!
When we gamble with our time,
We choose our destiny.

Chorus:
Yeah!! we're travelin' down that lonesome road.
Feel like I'm dragging a heavy load.
Don't try to turn my head away,
I'm flirtin' with disaster every day.
Flirtin' with disaster, baby,
Y'all know what I mean.
You know the way we run our lives,
It makes no sense to me.
I don't know about yourself or,
What you plan to be - yea!!
When we gamble with our time,
We choose our destiny.

Chorus:
Yeah!! we're travelin' down that lonesome road.
Feel like I'm dragging a heavy load.
Don't try to turn my head away,
I'm flirtin' with disaster every day.

(Mike Geiger/Woody Mullis/Bobby Taylor)

I was there when the men came, and told us all the news
Father forgive them for they know not what they do
Till they walk a while, a country mile
In my hillbilly shoes

You want to judge me by the whiskey on my breath
You think you know me but you ain't seen nothing yet
Till you walk a while, a country mile
In my hillbilly shoes
In my hillbilly shoes

You work all day in the muck and the mire
Dance a little jig and a stomp by the fire
Ain't too much these boots cant do
Might even kick a little sense into you

Well I'm going up cripple creek going in a run
Going up cripple creek to have a little fun
Law man said they found some tracks
People saw them leavin but they never come back

Oh, you don't know me, you don't know, you don't know you don't know
Till you walk a while, a country mile
In my hillbilly shoes
In my hillbilly shoes

Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Black Betty had a child (Bam-ba-Lam)
The damn thing gone wild (Bam-ba-Lam)
She said, "I'm worryin' outta mind" (Bam-ba-Lam)
The damn thing gone blind (Bam-ba-Lam)
I said Oh, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)

Oh, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
She really gets me high (Bam-ba-Lam)
You know that's no lie (Bam-ba-Lam)
She's so rock steady (Bam-ba-Lam)
And she's always ready (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)

Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
She's from Birmingham (Bam-ba-Lam)
Way down in Alabam' (Bam-ba-Lam)
Well, she's shakin' that thing (Bam-ba-Lam)
Boy, she makes me sing (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty BAM-BA-LAM

It don't matter if your pants are shiny
If your dick is big or your dick is tiny

It don't matter if your wig's on straight
If you show up early and you party too late

'Cause it's Soul City, Soul City

Them heels are big but the women are bigger
And them pantyhose make them look like winners
Rolled up, hiked up by the knees
They got their party dress on
Can you smell my breeze

Soul City, Soul City

Your little Joy with the roof on tight
Sitten on a stack of cinder blocks

It's Soul City, Soul City

Soul City, Soul City

It don't matter if your pants are shiny
If your dick is big or your dick is tiny

It don't matter if your wig's on straight
If you show up early and you party too late

'Cause it's Soul City, Soul City

Your little Joy with the roof on tight
Sitten on a stack of cinder blocks

It's Soul City, Soul City

Yeah

Soul City, Soul City

Want to love you, baby, let me start
Want to love you, whooooo
Want to love you, baby, let me start
Well, you could change my life for the better

Want to know you, baby, let me in
I know that heaven set you
Your under my skin
Well, want to know you, baby, let me in
'Cause you could change me life for the better

Change me life, yeah, yeah
Change me life for the better
Ooh-oh, oh-oh-oh-ooooh, oh

Change me life
Change me life for the better
Ooh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-ooooh

Check my demons, save me with your love
Check my demons
Check my demons, save me with your love
Well, you could change my life for the better
Change my life
Well, you could change me life for the better
Ooh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-ooooh
Change my life
Change me life for the better
Ooh-oh-oh, ooooh

Save me with your love, save me with your love
Save me with your love, save me with your love
Save me with your love, save me with your love
Save me with your love

Girl
Well, I was born in blood such a long time ago
Been beat down, everywhere that I'd go
People, we gotta get on up for tomorrow
I said, ???
Let's tear it up, I must insist, c'mon

(Whooo) burn it off
(Whooo) burn it out
(Whooo) burn it off
(Whooo) to make it feel alright

They got too much stuff
In this tender world today
That it makes your head spin
Can you comprehend, figure out
What the, which way, where to begin
I said, ???
Is this ??? midnight, get down

(Whooo) burn it off
(Whooo) burn it out
(Whooo) burn it off
(Whooo) I'm all rippin' down

My whole hearts on fire
Keep talkin' crazy desire
Bangin' steel on steel, alright
Aaaaaaaaah, yeah

You may be in the dark
You might stumble and fall
You might ask youself which way to go

Oh, like a blind man
I've been lost for so long

Do you hear me, now
Do you hear me, now
Oh, c'mon

(Whooo) burn it off
(Whooo) burn it out
(Whooo) burn it off
(Whooo) yeah

Uh, sleep all day, out all night,
I know where you're going.
I don't that's a-acting right,
You don't think it's showing.

A-jumpin' up, fallin' down,
Don't misunderstand me.
You don't think that I know your plan,
What you try'n to hand me?

Out all night, sleep all day,
I know what you're doing.
If you're gonna a-act that way,
Think there's trouble brewing

Just two good old boys, never meanin' no harm....
Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born.

Straightenin' the curves, flattenin' the hills....
Someday the mountain might get 'em but the law never will.

Makin' their way, the only way they know how...
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.

Just two good ol' boys, wouldn't change if they could,
Fightin' the system like two modern-day Robin Hoods...

You know what do you get when you cross a dough with an onion
No!
You'll get a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye