Introduction

Every Word Means No .......... Smash Mouth

Delicious .......... Semisonic

Trouble Boys [Friends Sound Byte] .......... Loreta

I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind of Thing .......... Robbie Williams

Summer [Friends Sound Byte] .......... Lisa Loeb

What Reason .......... Deckard

Angel and the Jerk [Friends Sound Byte] .......... Billie Joe Armstrong

Question Everything .......... 8stops7

Smelly Cat Medley [Friends Sound Byte] .......... Phoebe Buffay

View from the Other Side .......... Duncan Sheik

Beats the Hell Out of Me [Friends Sound Byte] .......... The Waltons

Friends 'Til the End (I'll Be There for You) [Friends Sound Byte] .......... Thor-El Harrison

Are you guys ready to meet the stars of Friends?!!!!
Playing the part of Ross, David Schwimmer!
As Chandler, Matthew Perry!
The part of Joey, Matt LeBlanc!
As Phoebe, Lisa Kudrow!
As Monica, Courteney Cox Arquette!
As Rachel, Jennifer Aniston!
Ladies and gentlemen, the stars of Friends!!!!

Watching for a sound to lead me to where ever you go
I can't help it I will always love you

Chorus:
It used to be no words could come between us
Any time was right for secret meetings
It's different now and when you speak
Every word means no (2x)

I'm thinking of things that come to life
Your going through some things so shallow
Theres nothing to fight

It used to be no words could come between us
Any time was right for secret meetings
It's different now and when you speak
Every word means no (2x)

I'm a slave I'm anything
I haven't lost my way
I'm looking around in directions
'Cause all I ever thought about was you
Predicting puts me down on shaky ground
I keep thinking your looking at me
Do you want me around

It used to be no words could come between us
Any time was right for secret meetings
It's different now and when you speak
Every word means no (2x)

Friends Sound Byte 1

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there, discussing the night before.]
RACHEL: Ross kissed me.
MONICA: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
RACHEL: It was unbelievable!
MONICA: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
PHOEBE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
RACHEL: Oh, it ended very well.
MONICA: [getting the wine] Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
PHOEBE: Ok, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?
RACHEL: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
PHOEBE: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?
RACHEL: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.
PHOEBE / MONICA: Ohhhh.

[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross, Chandler, and Joey are there eating pizza.]
ROSS: And, uh, and then I kissed her.
JOEY: Tongue?
ROSS: Yeah.
JOEY: Cool.

You're delicious
When you call me
I've got nothing left to wait for

You're delicious
When you see me
I've got nothing left to pray for

hoo hoo yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah, yeah
hoo hoo yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah, yeah

You're delicious
Come and feed me
I've got nothing left to cry for

You're delicious
Oh you sweet thing
You've got something I should open wide for

hoo hoo yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah, yeah
hoo hoo yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah, yeah

I would give my one last chance to you
Never to waste it
I would give my one last kiss to you
If you told me that you wanted to taste it

You're delicious
When you call me
I've got nothing left to sigh for

You're delicious
When you SAVE me
I've got nothing left to die for.

Doo o do o o o
Doo o do o o o
Doo o do o o o
Nothing but trouble

Here comes Jenny with Danny from down the street, oh yeah
She says she's in love but she falls for every boy she meets, hmmmm
She says he's smart, couldn't be kinder to her, yeah hey
I think he's crazy, I don't think she knows what to do, yeah

Boys are why's, they're ifs and they're maybes They think they are so big But they're just big babies

{Chorus}
Boys, the trouble with
Boys, the troubles with, boys
They're nothing but trouble

{repeat chorus}

They'll make you think they've got a halo above them But boys are trouble
Trouble is all of them

They tell you that they love ya
Its easy come and easy go, oh yeah
They pretend they need ya
They tell you what they think you wanna know, yeah
They can say what they want
We'll always tell 'em:
Can't live with them
Can't live without them

{chorus 2x}

They say how well
That you can break they're mind
They said they loved ya
They left you behind

I used to lie in bed
And cry myself to sleep
He made me a promise that
That he'd never keep

Doo o do o o o
Doo o do o o o
Doo o do o o o
Nothing but trouble (x 3)

Boys, the trouble with, Boys, the trouble, with boys They're nothing but trouble (x3)

Friends Sound Byte 2

CHANDLER: Ok, last night at dinner it's like all of the sudden, we were this couple, ok?. And this alarm started going off in my head, y'know: 'Run for your life! Get out of the building!'
MONICA: What is it with you people! I mean, the minute you start to feel something, you have to run away?
CHANDLER: I know, that, (looks at her fake chest, and loses his train of thought, temporarily) that's why I don't want to go
tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid.
MONICA: Oh, you mean like that guy thing where you act mean and distant until you get us to break up with you.
JOEY: Hey, you know about that?!
CHANDLER: Look what do I do? I wanna get past this, I don't wanna be afraid of the commitment thing. I wanna go through
the tunnel, to the other side!
JOEY: Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand it, you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. But, it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and you be the most committed guy there ever was. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
CHANDLER: Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way

Ask me why,
I say it's most unusual
How can I even try to explain
Why today I feel like dancing
Singing like lovers sing
When I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing
I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing.

Ask me when (ahhhhh)
I say it started when I met you (ahhhhh)
And ever since then I knew that the past couldn't last
For right now I think I'm running
A race I know I'm gonna win
And I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing
I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing.

If people say I'm crazy, I tell them that it's true
Let them watch with amazement
Say it won't last beyond breakfast
It's a phase he's going through
Denigrate or speculate on what I'm going through
Because it ain't the sort of thing I'd normally do

Ask me what (ahhhhh)
I say I think it's good for you (ahhhhh)
Believe it or not, I know where it's all leading to
I feel like taking all my clothes off
And dancing to the Rite of Spring
And I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing

I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing
I wouldn't normally do this kind of-
Wouldn't normally do this kind of-
Wouldn't normally do this kind of thing

Why do you have to leave me now and go home?
Summer, it starts when I see you.
My smile, it parts when I hear you talking to me.
My heart, it beats when it's me who I know you love,
and my mind, it just goes crazy
Knowing I'm going to be with you always.

I ask you if you will hold my hand,
And you ask me if I'll kiss you.
You want to know how much I love you,
I say, "well, I guess I'll miss you."

Well, I call you on the telephone
'Cause you call me all the time,
'Cause I need to know the same of you and you the same of me,
That you're still mine.
Tell me a story about me and you
And I know how it will end-
Happily ever after, just like it will begin.
And I'll show you a happy boy and girl
If you show me a picture of me and you.
When it's time to leave, I'll ask you what to do.

I ask you if you will hold my hand,
And you ask me if I'll kiss you.
You want to know how much I love you,
I say, "Well I guess I'll miss you."

Well, I call you back on the telephone
'Cause you call me all the time,
'Cause I need to know the same of you and you the same of me,
That you're still mine

Friends Sound Byte 3

PHOEBE: That's fine. Go ahead and scoff. You know, there're a lot of things that I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean they're not true.
JOEY: Such as?
PHOEBE: Like crop circles, or the Bermuda triangle, or evolution?
ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
PHOEBE: I don't know, it's just, you know...monkeys, Darwin, you know, it's a, it's a nice story, I just think it's a little too easy.
ROSS: Too easy? The process of every living thing on this planet evolving over millions of years from single-celled
organisms, too easy?
PHOEBE: Yeah, I just don't buy it.
ROSS: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact like the air we breathe, like gravity.
PHOEBE: Ok, don't get me started on gravity.

Hold me 'cause this life is a dream
The worst nightmare there has ever been
Well the weather is appalling and my spirit guide is calling
And the bathroom is in need of a clean

Hold me will I ever be free
From this crippling anxiety
As I wait for it to finish it will slowly just diminish
'Til it's good enough to leave me be

Hold me never let me go
There's a thousand things I want you to know
Hold me when confusion reigns
As it soaks me to the bone again

These feelings I'm feeling are here for one reason
What reason
Our reasons are the same

Hold me 'cause this life is a dream
The most beautiful emotive scene
And I couldn't help but laugh when you took the other half
Because you're punishing your self-esteem

Hold me 'cause I'm asking you to
And its not something I would normally do
If you need another reason it's cause summer is the season
That I make my annual pass at you

Hold me never let me go
There's a thousand things I want you to know
Hold me when confusion reigns
As it soaks me to the bone again

These feelings I'm feeling are here for one reason
What reason
Our reasons are the same

You're gonna miss me, miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me, miss me when I'm gone
Can't you feel there's something wrong
You're gonna miss me, miss me when I'm gone

On a night just like tonight
Below my window pussies fight
I'm gonna be so far away
Exactly like you are today
You must've thought you really scored
Cause we're the angel and the jerk
You know I love to be ignored
just take for granted all my work

You're gonna miss me, miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me, miss me when I'm gone
Can't you feel there's something wrong
You're gonna miss me, miss me when I'm gone

Look at me
Who do you see?
Am I a mirror to your moods?
Today's the day I break away
I'm pulling on my walking boots

You're gonna miss me, miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me, miss me when I'm gone
Can't you feel there's something wrong
You're gonna miss me, miss me when I'm gone

I always hoped you'd be the one
Yhat's gonna meet me eye to eye
I must be brighter than the sun
Or else you've gone completely shy
Am I your handy poltergeist
By day a busy little elf
A saint to rival Jesus Christ?
You'd better feed and clothe yourself

You're gonna miss me, miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me, miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me, miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me, miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna

Friends Sound Byte 4

RACHEL: Ooh, I just wish we hadn't lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...

[cut to Monica cleaning the floor in the kitchen]

ROSS: (yelling from the bedroom) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!

[cut back to Rachel's bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]

ROSS: And for the record, it took two people to break up this relationship!!
RACHEL: Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!
ROSS: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter!
RACHEL: What?!!
ROSS: I fell asleep!
RACHEL: You fell asleep?!
ROSS: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room,
trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means 'you are,' Y-O-U-R means 'your!'
RACHEL: Y'know I can't believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
ROSS: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)
RACHEL: Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when you're at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!!
MONICA: Hey!!
RACHEL: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep you're gonna miss wishing you were with me!
ROSS: Oh, no-no-no don't you worry about me falling asleep. I still have your letter!!!
RACHEL: And hey! Just so you know, it's not that common! It doesn't happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
CHANDLER: I KNEW IT!!!!

Ever since I was a child
You always said that I
Should understand the rules
You take some and give less
Sit high above the rest...
Don't you

As I ask a simple question
Cuts me off with his reply
He's been practicing for decades
Now he thinks I have the time
He flows in and out of riddles
Looking me straight in the eye
But it seems like something's missing
From the days when he was more my size

{Chorus}
Ten years older and I've
Finally found my pride
This old man comes
Rolling home to die
Old feelings make it hard to decide
Just what it means to me

Everything exist between
Black and white
You can twist and distort
The most blatant of lies
Or just offer up solutions
Practiced only in your mind
I lost half my life to wisdom
So forgive me if I come off
Sounding bitter
If my words push you away
If I seem surprised to see
You lying here in front of me
Just consider what you're asking
And give me a little time
I'm still having trouble breathing
Cause up to now I've never seen you cry

{chorus}

No son of mine
Should I be sleeping
No son of mine
As if you never understood
That I don't need your help
Don't have to save me from myself
Or take me out to prove that
I should live my life like you

As I ask a simple question
Cuts me off with his reply
He's been practicing for decades
And I am listening this time
He flows in and out of riddles
Stories change without the wine
But at least he seems much clearer
On how it feels to be my size

{chorus}

Three, four...

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault

You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before we're done
Or the world will smell as one

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

(Phoebe) Oh are we done?

One, two, what's that smell?

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
You're getting fat

I think that I'm gonna be sick
It's your ears, and nose and pick
Part of it, tempt me

One, two, what's that smell?

All the dogs in the neighborhood
Are saying this for your own good
What, you're fat, so you can't run
No fun, I bet, No fun

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
Porno makes you eat like that
I saw you in the shopping mall

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault,
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault

We know what was in your food
They say it might affect your mood

You smell like something dead (3x)

One, two, what's that smell?

(Phoebe)Yeah, that's not the song

Friends Sound Byte 5

STEPHANIE: (singing) Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?...
PHOEBE: No, no, no, I'm sorry... (singing) Smelly cat, Sme-lly cat...
STEPHANIE: (singing) Smelly cat, sme-elly cat...
PHOEBE: Better!
STEPHANIE: Yeah?
PHOEBE: Yeah! Much better, good, and you don't... don't feel bad, 'cause it's a hard song...
STEPHANIE: Yeah...
PHOEBE: Do you want to try again?
STEPHANIE: Yeah! From the top?
PHOEBE: Ok, there is no top, all right? that's the beauty of Smelly Cat... Uhm... Why don't you just follow me?
STEPHANIE: All right.
BOTH: (singing) Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault...
PHOEBE: Too much! sorry.

You thought it was a good thing
Were you fooled again?
Is it me who did the foolin'?
Tell me where and when
Where and when now little girl, little girl

Isn't it all at all about you and I
The view from the other side is wider by far
Listen to the radio, it ain't suicide
Move on little girl
There's a world wide open
Move on little girl from that place

You tried to make it perfect
But it never fails
So few things you worship
Ever hold the rails
Hold the rails now anymore, anymore

Isn't it all at all about you and I
The view from the other side is wider by far
Listen to the radio, it ain't suicide
Move on little girl, there's a world wide open
Move on little girl from that place

Isn't it all at all about you and I
The view from the other side is wider by far
Listen to the radio, it ain't suicide
Move on little girl, there's a world wide open

Isn't it all at all about you I
The view from the other side is wider by far
Listen to the radio, it ain't suicide
Move on little girl, there's a world wide open
Move on little girl from that place
No it ain't a good

Your lipstick's out of place
From when I kissed your mouth
Your snow white skin is blemished
Blue, around your wrist
From when I held your hand
You told me that it would be the last time
Now I'm getting harder to fool
It really beats the hell out of me
When I'm with you

It started off with the twisted words
Always spoken by swollen tongues
It hurts so strongly that my heart,
Racin', pounded just like the war time drum

I think about the times when you're so nice
But more about when you were so cruel

{chorus}
It really beats the hell out of me, when
It really beats the hell out of me, when I'm
It really beats the hell out of me
When I'm with you

It's too far, too late to walk it home
From where you hold on
You promised to help me
If I have to stop this car, stop
But no one lent a hand
You thought I'd trip away
You're so right
I used to think that you were so cool
{chorus}

I cast a ??? for old time's sake
When you used to, when you used to
Make up down to me
On a rainy day we would stay so dry
That was before you broke the rules
True, that true

It really beats the hell out of me, when
It really beats the hell out of me, when I'm
(x 3)
It really beats the hell out of me when I'm with you (x2)
When I'm with you...

Friends Sound Byte 6

CHANDLER: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
MONICA: Wait what-wh-wh-what are you doing?!
CHANDLER: (getting out a ring box) Monica...
MONICA: No-no, don't-don't-don't do it!
CHANDLER: Will you marry me?
MONICA: Chandler, why are you doing this?
CHANDLER: I'm doing this because I'm sorry?
MONICA: Do you umm, you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?
CHANDLER: No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth y'know, behind being ready and
actually wanting to get married. (Laughs.) Will you be my wife?
MONICA: Honey! Do you know that none of that stuff came from me?! I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now!
CHANDLER: Yeah I know, but I was really confused and then I talked to these guys. (Turns to look at Ross and Joey.)
MONICA: Who? Two divorces and Joey?!
ROSS: Hey!
JOEY: She's right y'know.
ROSS: Yeah, but still, cheap shot!
MONICA: Y'know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that.
CHANDLER: I didn't think I was! (They hug.)
MONICA: Oh my God, what would have done if I said yes?
CHANDLER: Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. (Points at the door.)

Friends forever we stay together, we keep it true
You for me, and me for you, we are the crew
Come along and sing this song, y'all, where you're at
What you need, don't worry about it, I got your back
We're one and the same, the same chain, the same gang
It's all love we share joy and share pain
From the heart we never part, we never bend
I'll be there for you, we're friends til the end

I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
Cause you're there for you too
I'll be there for you
I will be there for you
Cause I know you'll be there for me too
I'll be there for you
Cause I know you'll be there for me too
I'll be there for you
Will you be there for me too

How you doin'
Let me know something
At the end of the week, I'll let you know something
You'll get it soon as I get it fair
And now I'm goin'
You think it's funny, with your money
I'm breaking ???

And tell your sister I'm missin' her
You know I'm kiddin'
I gotta give her her keys and tell me where she's livin'
And don't hack it
I'm gonna leave and take your jacket
I'm feelin' a chill outside and I'm gonna take it I have to match it
Let me borrow your car, my Jaguar's broke
I don't even have to ask, I'm gonna leave a note
Thanks a lot, you're the best friend a guy can have
You tell jokes, I'm paying you back don't make me laugh

You, man, are cool from old school to new school
Mess with the girls and shoot hoops and shoot pool
You are my man, we never part, we never bend
I'll be there for you, we'll be friends til the end

I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
Cause you're there for me too
(I'll be there for you)
I'll be there for you

Hello, children, it's me again
You got nuttin', to loan me, it's ???
Don't hide it, abide, come on, share alike
I brought a new pair of gloves so I could steer your bike
I see Stevie, came up to me, acting greedy
I say I'll be true, say you didn't see me

Well, it's me and you, me and you, we are the crew
It's us against the world, squirrel, it's nuttin' new

I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
Cause you're there for me too
(x3)

Friends Sound Byte 7

[Scene: Central Perk, Everyone is there.]
JOEY: Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?
ROSS: No, I will not!
JOEY: Oh, it's okay. You don't have to be so mean about it.
ROSS: You're right, I'm sorry. Will you marry me?
(They all laugh.)

PHOEBE: Aw, and I was gonna ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello to you last week.
RACHEL: Oh no wait Pheebs, I think for something like that you just ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure, Chandler?
CHANDLER: Okay, how long is this going to go on.
MONICA: Well I think the length of teasing is directly related to how insane you were so, a long time.
ROSS: This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole "We were on a break thing?" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me?
(Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.)
CHANDLER: That's not funny.
JOEY: That's not funny at all!
(They all get up and leave.)