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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay soundtrack lyrics

song listing: Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay Lyrics

Ooh Wee .......... Mark Ronson featuring Nate Dogg, Ghostface Killah, Trife & Saigon

My Dick .......... Mickey Avalon

Cappuccino .......... The Knux

Check Yo Self (The Message Remix) .......... Ice Cube

My Stoney Baby .......... 311

Chinese Baby .......... Viva La Union

Nothin' But A Good Time .......... Poison

P***y (Real Good) .......... Jacki-O

It's So Hard to Say Goodbye (To Yesterday) .......... Boyz II Men

In the Beginning .......... K'Naan

Gospel Weed Song .......... Bizarre

All That I Want .......... Curtis Murphy Syndicate

The Merkin Medley .......... George S. Clinton


Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay soundtrack lyrics -- Ooh Wee .. Mark Ronson featuring Nate Dogg, Ghostface Killah, Trife & Saigon


[Intro: Ghostface Killah (Nate Dogg)]

(La-la-la-la, lalalalalala)
Yo, what's the deal, nigga?
Ain't nuthin' pa, we just here and all that
Trynna get our head rights, get this money right
You know what I'm sayin', you know how it go
Just another day in the hood (la-la-la-la, lalalalalala)
Yo, yo

[Ghostface Killah]
Aiyo, what a night, New York City, heard it goin' down
Friday night, midnight, Atlantic City
Slot machines, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding, when they ring off
Lock the doors, that's when Ghost just g'd off
Cigars, paisley robes
Four bitches guardin' me safely as we walk to the window
The cashier was scared, she asked for my info
The manager arrived with two guards, that's an insult
That's the cause, just because
We talkin' bout 5 million dollars here, this ain't Play-doh dough
And your horoscope read, you gon' slay those lows
We got scribbes, Anthony Acid, rockin' the show
Special guest: Starks / Mark Ronson
First five hundred bitches went crazy he let them on and in
All he did was plug me in, I got the chargin'
Got they bras and ran through they whole apartment (la-la-la-la, lalalalalala)

[Chorus 2X: Nate Dogg]
Oooooh weee, ooh wee, (la-la-la-la, lalalalalala)

[Nate Dogg]
When I step into the party, all the ladies wanna know
I'm hangin' wit the ballers, yeah, or my nigga Ghost
I can tell you what they say haters, if you wanna know
They say ooooooh wee
When I'm roll in my Mercedes, all the ladies wanna roll
Be my Juliet and I can be your Romeo
If you actin' menace I can pick another hoe
Oooooooooh weee (la-la-la-la, lalalalalala)
In the middle of the summer, or even twenty below
I'm a bad muthafucka, I'm way to fuckin' cold
Let me tell you what they say, when I'm pullin' off my drawers
They say ooooooooooh weeeee

[Trife]
Aiyo, aiyo
My games here to party, just to cut up a rug
Don't make me wanna cut up a thug
Now play something for D.J., cuz there's nothin' but love
Hosted by the ladies who lookin' for somethin' to rub
When we roll out, we roll on dubs, rollin' up bud
The Theodore Unit, we controllin' the club
Mamies, shakin' they ass, they throwin' it up
Like a B.E.T. commercial, I'm "wrappin' it up"

[Chorus 2X]


Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay soundtrack lyrics -- My Dick .. Mickey Avalon


My dick cost a late night fee,
Your dick got the HIV.
My dick plays on the double feature screen,
Your dick went straight to DVD.

My dick bigger than a bridge,
Your dick look like a little kids.
My dick large like the chargers (the whole team),
Your shit look like you're fourteen.

My dick locked in a cage (right),
Your dick suffer from stage fright.
My dick so hot its stolen,
Your dick look like Gary Coleman.

My dick pain and big,
Your dick stinks like shit.
My dick got a
Your dick needs a tweezer dude.

My dick is like supersize,
Your dick look like two fries.
My dick more mass than the Earth,
Your dick half staff (it needs work).

My dick been there done that,
Your dick said so
My dick, V.I.P.,
Your shit needs I.D.

[Repeat: 2x]
It's time that we let the world know,
Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business,
P.s. we got dicks like jesus.

My dick need no introduction,
Your dick don't even function.

My dick served a whole lunch-in,
Your dick, it look like a munchkin.

My dick size of a pumpkin,
Your dick look like Mackauley Culkin.
My dick good good lovin',
Your dick good for nothin'.

My dick bench pressed 350,
Your dick couldnt shotlift at thrifty.
My dick pretty damn skimpy,
Your dick hungry as a hippy.

My dick don't fit down the chimney,
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippine.

My dick is like an M16,
Your dick, broken vending machine.

My dick parts the seas,
Your dick

My dick rumble in the jungle,
Your dick got touched by your uncle.

My dick goes to yoga,
Your dick fruit roll up.

My dick grade a beef,
Your dick made a geek.

My dick sick and dangerous,
Your dick quick and painless.

My dick 'nuff said.,
Your dick

[Repeat: 2x]
It's time that we let the world know,
Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business,
P.s. we got dicks like jesus.


Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay soundtrack lyrics -- Cappuccino .. The Knux


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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay soundtrack lyrics -- Check Yo Self (The Message Remix) .. Ice Cube


Chorus:
So come on and chick-ity-check yo self before you wreck yo self

You betta check yo self for you wreck yo self
Cause Im bad for your health
I come real stealth
Droppin bombs on ya moms, fuck car alarms
Do without one mother nigga wit yo alpine
Sold it for six-o, always let tricks know
And friends know, we got that indoe
Yo Im not a sucka, sittin in a house of pain
And no Im not the butler, Ill cut ya
Head-butt ya, you say you cant touch this
And I wouldnt touch ya, punk motherfucker
Here to let you know boy, oh boy
I make dough, but dont call me dough-boy
This aint no fuckin picture
A guy or bitch-a, my nigga get wit ya
And hit ya, makin they yack to the neck
So you better run a check

Chorus

Tricks wanna step to cube and then they get played
Cause they bitch may pullin out a switchblade
Thats kinda trifle, cause thats a knife-o ak-47, assault rifle
Hold the fifty, Im nifty now, [watch out now]
I hate motherfuckers claimin that they foldin bank
But steady talkin shit in the holdin tank
First you wanna step to me, now your ass screamin for the deputy
They send you to charlie-baker-denver row, now the runnin up in ya slow
Youre god, used to be the don juan, now your name is just twan
Switch it, snap it, rollin your eyes and neck, you better run a check

Chorus
Big dicks in ya ass is bad for your health

If youre foul you better run a make on that license plate you coulda had a v8
Instead of a trey-eight slug to ya cranium
I got six and Im aimin em
Will I bus or keep you guessin
Cause fuck you and that shit ya stressin
Bitch, get off the wood, you no good
There goes the neighborhood hooker
Go ahead and keep your drawers
Givin up the claps and who needs applause at a
Time like this, pop ya coochie and ya dead
Bitch is a miami hurricane head
Sprung, niggas call her lips and lungs
Nappy dugout, get the fuck out
Cause women like you gets no respect
Bitch, you better run a check

Chorus

Cause bitches like you is bad for my health
Cause the lench mob is bad for ya health

Nine-trey, remix, old school tip, yeah
Its like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from goin under


Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay soundtrack lyrics -- My Stoney Baby .. 311


The fish who keeps on swimming.
Is the first to chill upstream.
I want your fish right by me.
That's how it has to be.
The songs I sing they don't mean a thing if you're not there to hear it,
but then soon is the time you'll be by my side.
It's copesetic if you let it so set up and keep the down stream down and up stream up.
Girlfriend boots & all you lookin' fresh again.
Move toward me so I can smell the sweetness of your flesh damn.
Cool down your fine self when I find my way to the wetness of your sweet mouth.

Sweetly in every way that you treat me.
A fish story but you know it's picture perfect.
Our morning glory every time that we wake.
The morning ride is the longest ride take it.

Like this take it like that take a yin and a yang.
It's time to find the kind.
Like my man jack sprat to do down forever it's wetter.
Titillate the flow.
Can't say it any better.
Swimmin' and hummin' with a body and soul.
It's time to find the kind titillate the flow.
Swimmin' and hummin'.
Can't say it any better.
My Stoney Baby.
My Stoney Baby.

And now I'm in here with my friend ruskie.
In their house but they're not home.
If they find out what's been on.
They'll kick us out and we'll be gone.
No pool and that's not too cool.
The songs I sing they don't mean a thing. If you're not there to hear it,
but then soon is the time you'll be by my side.
It's copesetic if you let it so set it up and keep the down stream down and up stream up.

My stoney, my baby, swings with the groovin'. Funk the groovin' thang whistlin'.
As I rip my rhymes.
Time and time again struttin'. And in the summertime.

So screw it strip down and be generic.
Strip down and be a passenger, strip down and be a messenger.
In askin' why I'm borI come up blank in the winter.
In askin' why I'm born I come up on when I'm on her.
My summer his summer it could be one to go down to go down.

It's time to find the kind titillate the flow.
Forever together and then I kiss.
Swimmin' and hummin' with a body and soul.
It's time to find the kind titillate the flow.
Swimmin' and hummin'.
And then I kiss.
My Stoney Baby.
My Stoney Baby.
My Stoney Baby.
My Stoney Baby.


Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay soundtrack lyrics -- Chinese Baby .. Viva La Union


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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay soundtrack lyrics -- Nothin' But A Good Time .. Poison


Now Listen
Not a dime, I CANT pay my rent
I can barely make it through the week
Saturday night I'd like to make my girl
But right now I can't make ends meet

I'm always workin' slavin' every day
Gotta get A BREAK from that same OL' same OL'
I need a chance just to get away
If you could hear me think this is what I'd say

Don't need nothin' but a good time
How can I resist
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time
And it don't get better than this

They say I spend my money on women and wine
But I couldn't tell you where I spent last night
I'm really sorry about the shape I'm in
I just like my fun every now and then

I'm always workin' slavin' every day
Gotta get away from that same old same old
I need a chance just to get away
If you could hear me think this is what I'd say

Don't need nothin' but a good time
How can I resist
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time
And it don't get better than this

You see I raise a toast to all of us
Who are breakin' our backs every day
If wantin' the good life is such a crime
Lord, then put me away
Here's to ya

Don't need nothin' but a good time
How can I resist
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time
And it don't get better than this

Don't need nothin' but a good time
How can I resist
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time
And it don't get better than this

Don't need nothin' but a good time
How can I resist
Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time
And it don't get better than this


Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay soundtrack lyrics -- P***y (Real Good) .. Jacki-O


Jacki-o - Pussy (real Good)

Jacki-O you can't be playing with that pussy now
Jacki
Lemme lemme lemme see what you working with
I I I know it look real good but
I wanna get real close to it
Poe Boy
I wanna get real close to it come on

I get diamonds, big old pearls
Brand new cars, cause I got my girl
She my best friend, she keeps it real
I love my pussy, pussy pay my bills
That pussy pussy
That pussy pussy
That pussy pussy
That pussy pussy
It's so pretty, she so sweet (So Sweet)
She so good, wet and deep

[Chorus]
Pussy real good, that pussy real good
Pussy real good, that pussy real good
That pussy off the chain, go on and do yo thang
Pussy real good, that pussy real good

Ya momma don't like me, she say I'm no good
What she don't know is, I got you pussy whooped
He need this pussy, he smell this pussy

He wanna taste this pussy, you gotta pay for pussy
That pussy pussy
That pussy pussy
That pussy pussy
That pussy pussy
Police pull me over, they don't write no tickets'
All between my legs, tryin to eat me

[Chorus]

Girl I don't pay for weed, I get in clubs free
In V.I.P. and we drinking bubbly
It's so fat, to be in G-Strings
And it's so swoll, you can see the print in my jeans
That pussy pussy
That pussy pussy
That pussy pussy
That pussy pussy
Collect calls from jail, he just want some stuff
Tryin to get a bond, he wanna beat it up

[Chorus]

Da the da the da the da the da the daaaaa [x4]

American Pussy, Hatian Pussy
Cuban Pussy, Bahamian Pussy
Puertorican Pussy, Jamaican Pussy
Poe Boy
Girls we got power, cause we got pussies

[Chorus]


Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay soundtrack lyrics -- It's So Hard to Say Goodbye (To Yesterday) .. Boyz II Men


How do I say goodbye to what we had?
The good times that made us laugh
Outweigh the bad.

I thought wed get to see forever
But forevers gone away
Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.

I dont know where this road
Is going to lead
All I know is where weve been
And what weve been through.

If we get to see tomorrow
I hope its worth all the wait
Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.

And Ill take with me the memories
To be my sunshine after the rain
Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.

And Ill take with me the memories
To be my sunshine after the rain
Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.


Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay soundtrack lyrics -- In the Beginning .. K'Naan


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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay soundtrack lyrics -- Gospel Weed Song .. Bizarre


[ Chorus ]

i Wake Up Praising God Every Day,
i Wanna Smoke Some Weed And Roll Me The J,
thank You Jesus, (Thank You Jesus) Thank You Lord (Thank You Lord)
for Letting Me Live Another Day! Hey-Hey!

[ Verse 1 ]

nigga I'm High, Nigga You High,
let's Get High In The Motherfucking Sky,
watch The Butterflies, Hit The Wall,
and If You Feeling Down, Give Your Boy Your Call.
weed, It Takes Your Stress Away,
that's Why Bizarre Smoke 10 Blunts A Day.
it's Not That One Stinky, Inky Green Stuff
line It, Pass It And Take A Puff.
having A Bad Day, Stop By My House,
cause Most Like You I Got A Blunt In My Mouth.
but You See I'ma Relack Some Chill;
and If You Smoke Weed, That Shit I Got Some Deals.
what You Need Girl? A Fucking Refill?
a Fat-Back The Weed In Some Happy Meal?
no, Baby, I Don't Smoke "new Ports".
only Fat-Back The Weed In This Ass-Court.

[ Chorus ]

[ Verse 2 ]

sunday Morning, Bizarre Have Day,
blunt In My Mouth, Watching Dj Dre.
dangerous My, Just Like Cudio
only Church I Know, A Sleep-Dog Studio.
wide Out The Raps, Blowing In My Lap,
rap Hennesy, Keep The Acid Tap.
i'm Glad, That I ?Don't Rude? Out South,
take Here My Keys, Be The Man In The House,
??? Mushrooms, And Yellow Starbus,
fat-Backs And Middles And Missing Jots,
kidding And Lap, Come On Jump Pants,
reg A Bottle Of Gin, Two And Your Freaky Friends
aww, Fuck It! Let's Go To See The Point,
bring Your Cell Alone, Shit, Kid At The Joint,
cause Rapping, It's A Four. Time's Up!
all I Wanna Smoke Weed And Praise God!

[ Chorus ] X 2


Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay soundtrack lyrics -- All That I Want .. Curtis Murphy Syndicate


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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay soundtrack lyrics -- The Merkin Medley .. George S. Clinton


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