Chick Magnet .......... MXPX

One Good Spliff .......... Ziggy Marley, Melody Makers

Yeah (Dream of Me) .......... All Too Much

Righteous Dub .......... Long Beach Dub Allstars

Skunk One .......... Kottonmouth Kings

Same Ol' Song .......... Phunk Junkeez

White Castle Blues .......... The Smithereens

Crazy on You .......... Heart

Cameltoe .......... Fannypack

Kinda High, Kinda Drunk .......... Coolio

Mary Jane .......... Rick James

I Wanna Get Next to You .......... Rose Royce

Hold On .......... Wilson Phillips

Ridin' .......... Classic & 86

5ves .......... Heiruspecs

Total Eclipse of the Heart .......... Nicki French

Well he's a chick magnet, if ya know what I mean
The way the girlies just go to him
Well ya should've seen
the guy yeah, he's got style and it's plain to see
Smooth shoes and cool tattoos
Hair pomped as tight as can be

He ain't got a girlfriend
No one to sing this song to
He's gotta settle down
If he meets that special girl soon

He knows just what to do
When it comes to the girls
He writes them poetry
And he picks them flowers
He knows just what to say
When it comes to the ladies
Knows how to make a girl smile
How to drive a girl crazy

Written by Stephen Marley

We gon' do our best
Never let it rest
Till our good be better
And our better best

Said I don't drink coffee
For they say
It's just not right for me
But what makes me irie
Is if I could get a little piece of tree

And build
One good spliff
Me and my little brothers
We take a ride
Gonna teach them
All the lessons that I have learned in life

One good spliff
Me and my younger brothers
We take a ride
I've gotta teach them
All the lessons that I have learned in life

Sometimes I feel the pressure
But I know that I'll be fine
Just as long as you got me
Something for my mind

Now let me get a rizzla
Little bit a herb
Light a old match
Let me settle my nerves
I gotta feel real high
Just to touch up on these tracks
Several ounces a day as a matter of fact

Now in Jamaica
Where the air is clean
And the buds all glisten with the glowing green
Guaranteed to lift you up
If you know what I mean
Read me loud and clear
Let me hear you scream
Now, you haven't been there
You should go there soon
And pass through the country
Get a touch of the boom
Go back to your shack or your hotel room
Call Mom and Pop says
I'll be home soon
Hanging with the Marleys all afternoon
And I ain't coming home till next May or June

Keep giving me the good vibration
It's giving me that inspiration
And I love that good sensation
Matter of fact
I think I might build myself one

One good spliff
Me and my younger sisters
We take a ride
One good spliff
Start the day out right
One good spliff
I didn't get no sleep last night
And I've got to get
One good spliff

I'm picking up
Good vibrations
One good spliff

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Yeah, wicked bass I'm telling you man

The only love that's righteous is the love of jah (jammit)
The only love that's righteous is the love of jah

The only love that's righteous is the love of jah (jah)
The only love that's righteous is the love of jah

We've done some praise to the father
Yes We've done some praise to the lord

[LOC]
We gettin smoke out fo real!

[Chorus Daddy X 2x]
OOooh Skunk One's in the chamber (Skunk One Skunk One)
It's the mind re-arranger (Skunk One Skunk One)
Its the make a friend a stranger
Spin me changer
Me record changer

[DADDY X]
Ooh, Ah, Achika
Pakelika's sparked the blunt in the back of the car
We rollin 5 deep to the neighborhood bar
Cars fishbowled now, we didn't get far
See red lights flash, cops know who we are
reputation built, superstar bud smokers
Coppers hittin' quotas for pullin us over
Once again, let the routine kick in
Stash in the dash let the games begin
Piggy wattles over with that shitty grin
But I'm, cool as (?hurt?) I ain't scared of him
Infact, I laugh, cause Pak's still smokin
Cop came up fast tapped the glass but it's broken
Grabbed the handle quick and the door flies open
Smoke bursts out
"WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SMOKING?"
"Skunk One is what we tokin!"

[Chorus Daddy X 2x]
OOooh Skunk One's in the chamber (Skunk One Skunk One)
It's the mind re-arranger (Skunk One Skunk One)
Its the make a friend a stranger
Spin me changer
Me record changer

(D-Loc! D-Loc!)

[LOC]
Gotta get some weed I was runnin out quick.
I had a couple of rips left a little that was it.
My sack was getting low, had a little bit a dough.
Need to go see my bro so I can get some more.
Straight indica purple that I got from 33rd.
Gave me couple a pills and a DragonWorks shirt.
got a new bong, packed it up and hit it.
"You like it D-Loc?"
I said "Yeah I'm with it."
Then I went to the store, grabbed a pack of blunts.
Went back to my house and I rolled em up.
Sat on my couch, drank a beer, and got stoned.
Called this bitch on the phone that I really wanna bone.
Now I'm all blown and I'm staring at the ceiling.
The fans going 'round and 'round I'm just 'illin.
Smoked so much izzie that it got me chillin.
Ya'll know the name (D-Loc!) Ya'll know the feelin (D-Loc!)

[Chorus Daddy X 2x]
OOooh Skunk One's in the chamber (Skunk One Skunk One)
It's the mind re-arranger (Skunk One Skunk One)
Its the make a friend a stranger
Spin me changer
Me record changer

[RICHTER]
I need a drink quick someones in danger.
10 footer fulla skunk One in the chamber.
Now let me explain exactly whats about to happen.
Theres gonna be yackin, there probably be passin out.
Were packin nothin but the Pepe Le Pew.
S-K-U-N-K F U (FUCK YOU!)
So if you got the misconception, that we smoke the stress then,
You should get a lesson like a bitch with a fuck.
This ain't amateur hour, This is the bong show.
If you didn't bring the weed then you gots to go.
So if you got 8 ounces, come on down next contestant.
Your the next guest to test the best of any sessions.
Richter, D-Loc, B Dub and Big P, Daddy X and Lou so you ain't winnin see
I don't slang at shows never deal with strangers.
But I always got a little Skunk One for the chamber.

[Chorus Daddy X 2x]
OOooh Skunk One's in the chamber (Skunk One Skunk One)
It's the mind re-arranger (Skunk One Skunk One)
Its the make a friend a stranger
Spin me changer
Me record changer

[DADDY X]
Ooh, Ah, Achika
and we're in the kings zone now smoked out on the real
Ooh, Ah, Achika
Blueberry, Kings Blend, Strawberry Fields
Ooh, Ah, Achika
and we're in the kings zone now smoked out on the real
Ooh, Ah, Achika
take another hit tell me how does it feel

[LOC]
We gettin smoked out for real!

[ALL]
Michael Jackson is gay!

Ever since 1955 people been shakin and doin the hand jive
Goodness gracious great balls of fire
The killer was rulin the rock 'n roll empire
Fat Cadillac, Coup de Ville
Leather interior and 24 karat gold grill
Sign the line and you can have the keys
But you know they weren't sellin no songs like these

Same ol song, singin the same damn thing
Your claim to fame is just the same ol song
Same ol song, singin the same damn thing

Now what you gonna do that ain't already been done
You think that somethin's fresh but don't know where it's from
They don't make em like they used to
And you don't think that you can step up to the legend now do you
If you think that you can walk this way
You better come steppin with the rap brigade
Cuz when you pop then get dropped and look to blame
It'll be you for rockin with the same ol same

Same ol song, singin the same damn thing
Your claim to fame is just the same ol song
Same ol song, singin the same damn thing

Got more phunk than James Brown's sneakers
And if you don't believe me then I'll be jumpin off the speakers
Watch out I'm about to arrive in
5, 4, 3, GET LIVE!

Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, song
Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, song
Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, song
Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, Same ol, song

Same ol song, singin the same damn thing
Your claim to fame is just the same ol song
Same ol song, singin the same damn thing

Words: Bob Banta Music: Jim Babjak

Saturday night and it's gettin' late
I'm gettin' hungry, I just can't wait
Not just any kind of burger will do
I'm being hit by those
White Castle blues
White Castle blues

I think I'll get some crisp onion rings
To compliment 10 of those little square things
An orange soda or a milkshake will do
I'm being hit by those
White Castle blues
White Castle blues

I was first introduced to those bastards by Duke
On a hot summer night when we went out to cruise
But memories such as Bobbo and puke
Are just part of the saga of
White Castle blues
White Castle blues
Hey!

We may still have time
We might still get by
Every time I think about it I want to cry
With the bombs and the devils
And the kids keep coming
Nowhere to breathe easy...no time to be young
But I tell myself that I'm doing alright
There's nothing left to do tonight but go crazy on you

My love is the evening breeze touching your skin
The gentle sweet singing of leaves in the wind
The whisper that calls, after you in the night
And kisses your ear in the early light
You don't need to wonder, you're doing fine
And my love, the pleasure's mine
Let me go crazy on you

Wild man's world is crying in pain
What're you going to do?
I was a willow last night in my dream
I bent down over a clear running stream
I sang you the song that I heard up above
And you keep me alive with your sweet, flowing love

(M.Goias, K. Grady)
Walking down the street
Something caught my eye
A growing epidemic
That really ain't fly
This middle aged lady
I gotta be blunt
Her spandex biker shorts
Were creeping up the front
I could see her uterus
Her pants were too tight
She mustn't own panties
There were none in sight
She walked right by
The poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie
A Cameltoe

Umm Hmm
That's right
Uh Huh
Oh No
Fix yourself girl
You got a Cameltoe

Girl that's gotta hurt
Take some time and adjust
Can't you see people staring
And making a fuss
Could not believe my eyes
Had to take a second glance
Is your crotch hungry girl?
Cause it's eating your pants
Do you enjoy the commotion
And attention it brings?
The only lips I wanna see
Are the ones that sing
In public putting on
An X rated show
Grossing people out
With your Cameltoe

Repeat Chorus

First day of spring and by the looks of things
These girls done forgot how to dress
A little too quick to wearin pum pum shorts
And it's causing me much distress
Whoomp there it is ya'll right in the front
Everybody come and get a good look
I can see everything through the panty cling
Every crannie and every nook
You better take a quick minute before you step outside
Check the area thats pubic
Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch
All twisted up like rubic
Take these words of advice cause its not very nice
I wanna put you all in the know
Girls dont sleep dont let your pants creep
Watch out for the Cameltoe.

Repeat Chorus

Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
Beer drinkin beer beer drinkin eight ball
Chorus: repeat 4X
Got kinda high and uhh kinda drunk
Beer drinkin beer beer drinkin eight ball

Verse One:
I'm sittin' at the bar with a hundred dollar bill
The homies is runnin' late so I got some time to kill
I'm peepin' out this freak in the booth in the corner
I think I seen her rollin a Noble nosin under and moanin
Two hookers walked in and they was lookin' for a vic
But they, kept on passin' me by coz they can recognize a trick
Twenty minutes later and two double shots of yak
I take a look up at the clock, now where the FUCK the homies at
I feel my pagers on my hipbone, who could it be
Cuz I done talked to everybody that I was 'sposed to see
Hahaa! Now I know, the story is told
And I don't even call 'em back cuz they don't know the homie cold
I recieved a page my niggers from the phone in the back
I got a wink from a fine ass sista dressed in black
Another double shout of yak and now the room is spinnin'
But that's only the beginning, god damn!
Chorus

Verse Two:
I take a walk out to the front to get myself some air and
see if I see the homies, but they still ain't there
There's a fool outside drunk and he want to get into it
I was strapped I coulda killed him, but I didn't do it
I opted for the walk-away, watch the busta talk away
So mister policeman, you can put your chalk away
I mobb back in the club, and, kick it at my table
Cause, niggaz be acting stupid, and stupid shit is fatal
The homies is hella late, and now I'm startin' to think
Homegirl that gave me the wink from earlier just bought me a drink
She's sittin' at a stool at the other side of the bar
Doing tricks with her tounge and a cherry like a porno star
The club is gettin' packed and the party is jumpin
Another double shot of yak and I'm on the dancefloor bumpin'
She's licking in my ear and, now I'm feeling faded
It's 11:35 and the homies still ain't made it
Chorus

Verse Three:
Now I'm on the dance floor with baby and, shit is gettin' hectic
The big homey done erected, damn I've been affected
By the funk in the boom and the booty in the room
This ain't the Commodores but this Brick House got me on zoom
Now I'm mackin and struttin and asking baby wassup
My name ain't Everlast, but I can still make you jump
let's, hope in the Q and go somewhere and kick it like some Trojans
We can do a little drinkin, and do a little smoking
When all of a sudden I start sweatin', my stomach starts bubblin'
I hear earl coming, I think I'm in trouble *vomit sounds*
Ahh shit, I got baby on her titties
I guess there go my chances of gettin with her kitty
I turn around and stumble away and there go the homies with
long ass trenchcoats on, laughing, sippin on 40's
Now I'm in the back of my own car curled up like a punk
Cuz I got too high and uhh, got too drunk
Chorus
[Big throw up S-P-L-A-S-H]
SHIT!

Come here, baby. Mary I love you. Do it girl.

Female chorus: Mary Jane, Mary Jane

I'm in love with Mary Jane.
She's my main thing.
She makes me feel alright.
She makes my heart sing.

Rick's chorus:
And when I'm feeling low,
She comes as no surprise.
Turns me on with her love.
Takes me to paradise.

Do you love me Mary Jane?
Yeah. Whoa-oh-oh.
Do ya? Do ya? Do ya?
Now do you think you love me Mary Jane.
Don't you play no games.

Female chorus.

I love her just the same.
I love her, Mary baby, just the same.
The woman plays no games.
Now, now, now.

I'm in love with Mary Jane.
I'm not the only one.
If Mary wanna play around,
I let her have her fun.
She's not the kind of girl
that you can just tie down.
She likes to spread her love
and turn your head around.

Rick's chorus.
Female chorus.
Rick's chorus.

Yeahhhhh! Ooowoooo.
Oh baby. Oh baby. Hit me.
Whoah, Mary. Only love.
I love you, yeah. Whooo!
Something until we give it now, lovey-dove.
Uh-huh. Wow, baby!
Sing! La-du-da-da-du-da-dahh.
Sing! La-du-da-da-du-da-dahh.
Sing it for me baby.
Come Mary, Mary Jane.
Sing it for me baby

Sittin' here in this chair waitin' on you
Aaaah baby, to see things my way
But not a word do you say
You won't even look my way, yah
Boy, I'm spending my dimes
Wasting my time,
Talking till I'm black and blue
Ah, can't you see
I wanna get next to you

Dreams of you and I go sailing by
Whenever your eyes meet mine

And boy you make me feel so insecure
You're so beautiful and pure
Why must you be unkind

Boy, my, my money is low and I know
That I can't take you
To the fancy places you might wanna go
Still I wanna get next to you
I wanna get next to you

Boy, you can bend me, shake me, make me
Whatever it takes to please you
I'm willing to do
'Cause you're my dream come true
And I wanna get next to you

I wanna get next to you
I wanna make you mine
I wanna get next to you
I promise I'll never make you blue
I wanna get next to you
I wanna get next to you

I know this pain
Why do lock yourself up in these chains?
No one can change your life except for you
Don't ever let anyone step all over you
Just open your heart and your mind
Is it really fair to feel this way inside?

Chorus:
Some day somebody's gonna make you want to
Turn around and say goodbye
Until then baby are you going to let them
Hold you down and make you cry
Don't you know?
Don't you know things can change
Things'll go your way
If you hold on for one more day
Can you hold on for one more day
Things'll go your way
Hold on for one more day

You could sustain
Or are you comfortable with the pain?
You've got no one to blame for your unhappiness
You got yourself into your own mess
Lettin' your worries pass you by
Don't you think it's worth your time
To change your mind?

(Chorus)

I know that there is pain
But you hold on for one more day and
Break free the chains
Yeah I know that there is pain
But you hold on for one more day and you
Break free, break from the chains

Some day somebody's gonna make you want to
Turn around and say goodbye
Until then baby are you going to let them
Hold you down and make you cry
Don't you know?
Don't you know things can change
Things'll go your way
If you hold on for one more day yeah
If you hold on

Don't you know things can change
Things'll go your way
If you hold on for one more day,
If you hold on
Can you hold on
Hold on baby
Won't you tell me now
Hold on for one more day 'Cause
It's gonna go your way

Don't you know things can change
Things'll go your way
If you hold on for one more day
Can't you change it this time

Make up your mind
Hold on
Hold on
Baby hold on

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1 is for the live shows
2 is for the beats and
3 is for the woman that sleeps under my sheets so
4 is for the energy which builds exponentially
5 is for my friends who keep on reinventing me

On my fifth day my day off, I'm up early
the early worm gets the big bite by little birdie
the early bird gets chased and caught by the cat
watch your back little bird because I'm up from my nap
yes I've got a cable TV and I've got a cable mic
It's only got 1 channel but the reception is tight
flying by the seat of my pants so at the end of the night
the records come alive and beg for the daylight
now 5 miles away my brothers in his room, playing games
like Starcraft, burning other people to flames
and likewise right here, right now, the show of aggression
5 fingers 1 mic next lesson
the session gets deeper follow me through,
I brought my pen and pad and just a little inspiration to guide you
if you could just, listen and learn,
itching to burn, fishing for the rhythm we're giving 'em to return.
saying

Wake up, its early morning get dressed, turn on the radio
another beautiful day in my, neighborhood
since the mornings when I'm mostly inspired
although I'm still a bit tired, I write because I'm feeling like
the flavors good
Saturday was yesterday last week, and nothings open now
except the coffee shops which really ain't my style
I smile as I'm writing, 'cause the world is still asleep
it's just me and the sun, and were conversing for a while
now its 5:55 in the early on,
the shadow on my lawn becomes a midget as the sun moves along
a little bit more hustle as I nod to my neighbors
they have no idea they 'gone be in this song
they're cool, still the dopest person out there is my mother
she accepts me for my rapping as if rapping were my lover
and she, she accepts me for my rapping of course
because art, needs inspiration, needs a source
don't blink at five pm on this day I'm driving by, I'm driving away,
driving to say
that my throat hurts, I'm all talk and really no work,
and everybody's out there writing calling Felix a jerk
but what doesn't make you wince now, will only make you better
we'd all be better swimmers if the earth was really wetter
the moral of the story is to remain untold,
cause it never really ends it just twists and unfolds sayin'

Turn around Every now and then I get a little bit lonely
and you're never coming round.
Turn around Every now and then I get a little bit tired
of list ning to the sound of my tears.
Turn around Every now and then I get a little bit nervous
that the best of all the years have gone by.
Turn around Every now and then I get a little bit terrified
and then I see the look in your eyes.
Turn around, bright eyes Every now and the I fall apart.
Turn around, bright eyes Every now and the I fall apart.
Turn around Every now and then I get a little bit restless
and I dream of something wild.
Turn around Every now and then I get a little bit helpless
and I'm lying like a child in your arms.
Turn around Every now and then I get a little bit angry
and I know I've got to get out and cry.
Turn around Every now and then I get a little bit terrified
but then I see the look in your eyes.
Turn around, bright eyes Every now and the I fall apart.
Turn around, bright eyes Every now and the I fall apart.
And I need you now tonight and I need you more than ever
and if you only hold me tight we'll be holding on forever.
And we'll only be making it right 'cause we'll never be wrong.
Together we can take it to the end of the line.
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time.
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark.
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.
I really need you tonight, forever's gonna start tonight,
forever's gonna start tonight.
Once upon a time I was falling in love but now I'm only falling apart.
There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.
Once upon a time there was light in my life but now there's only love in
the dark.
Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart.
Turn around, bright eyes
Turn around, bright eyes
Turn around Every now and then I know you'll never be the boy
you always wanted to be.
Turn around But every now and then I know you'll always be
the only boy who wanted me the way that I am.
Turn around Every now and then I know there's no one in the universe
as magical and wondrous as you.
Turn around Every now and then I know there's nothing any better,
there's nothing that I just wouldn't do.
Turn around, bright eyes Every now and then I fall apart.
Turn around, bright eyes Every now and then I fall apart.
And I need you now tonight...
Once upon a time I was...
A total eclipse of the heart, a total eclipse of the heart.
Turn around, bright eyes,
Turn around, bright eyes, turn around.