Movie Dialogue: Kids Today .......... Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas ST

Grinch 2000 .......... Busta Rhymes / Jim Carrey

Green Christmas .......... Barenaked Ladies

Christmas Of Love .......... Little Isidore And The Inquisitors

Lonely Christmas Eve .......... Ben Folds

Movie Dialogue: Grinch Schedule .......... Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas ST

Better Do It Right .......... Smash Mouth

Whoville Medley (Perfect Christmas Night / Grinch) .......... Trans-Siberian Orchestra

Movie Dialogue: Reindeer .......... Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas ST

Christmas Is Going To The Dogs .......... The Eels

You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch .......... Jim Carrey

Movie Dialogue: Christmas Means More .......... Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas ST

You Don't Have To Be Alone .......... 'N Sync

Where Are You Christmas? .......... Faith Hill

The Shape Of Things To Come (Includes 'Happy Who-lidays') .......... James Horner

Memories Of A Green Childhood .......... James Horner

Christmas, Why Can't I Find You? .......... James Horner / Taylor Momsen

Stealing Christmas .......... James Horner / Jim Carrey / Anthony Hopkins / Taylor Momsen

The Big Heist .......... James Horner

Does Cindy Lou Really Ruin Christmas? .......... James Horner

A Change Of The Heart .......... James Horner

The Sleigh Of Presents .......... James Horner

He Carves The Roast Beast (Includes 'Welcome Christmas') .......... James Horner

Grinch:
Gaze into the face of FEAR!!!

Cindy Lou Hoo:
I'm not scared

Grinch:
Denial is to be expected in the face of pure evil.
I'm a psycho!

Cindy Lou Hoo:
Uumm... maybe you just need a time-out

Grinch:
Kids today
so desensitized by movies and television

Thanks to gwenna for these lyrics.

[Jim Carrey]
This is a Flipmode Squad
Jim Carrey collabo
Now what?

[Busta]
Ugh, hallelujah
Kids hear this come on
While I'm lacing and tryna prepare this
For y'all, oh well I got a story to tell
About a dude I met once, miserable as hell
How grouchy he was
And how slouchy he was
And when he talked, you'd smell his breath
And how lousy it was
And if you daydreamed, he'd give you pinch
Now let me tell you about Mr. Grinch
Every holiday season while we was young, growing up
Everything be cool when Mr. Grinch show up
Always plottin' and schemin' to ruin everybody's holiday season
And never had a justifiable reason

[Jim Carrey]
Yo B I had my reason
They call me The Grinch
I tried to live the given
But it was making me winch
I see happy kids whitless
"Merry Christmas" they shouted
I stole the gifts
And there was nothing anyone could do about it

[Chorus]
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, (uh) you're as charming as an eel
Mister Grinch
(Busta Rhymes, Jim Carrey, Mr. Grinch)
Mister Grinch

[Busta]
He was an angry little dude with a horrible attitude
And he'll show you some gratitude
If you let him ruin your mood
Everybody knew about him from here to Baton Rouge
He remind me of the crazy lost cousin of Mr. Scrooge
Word to mother

[Jim Carrey]
Yes, it's my favorite day
You let me take all your gifts
And just yell my name!!
(MR. GRINCH)
After that I'll be on my way
Just to return and successfully ruin your day

[Busta]
Okay for the record
What the hell made you like that?
So grouchy and grimy
How everything about you is whack
Ay yo I know you all can tell
From all the talk from his mouth
You better set some big traps
Around the gifts in your house
State of the art surveillance
Just to give it a boost
You sleep with one eye open
With a couple wild dogs running loose, now
He's definitely not the dude you can trust
He be bouncing with all your goods
And leave you biting the dust

[Chorus]
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mister Grinch, Mister Grinch

[Busta]
Grinch come around safe guard your things
You better safe guard your money
Safe guard your bling
You gotta safe guard your crib
Safe guard your g's
You gotta safe guard the stash and the car keys
You gotta listen up to what we talking about
Yeah it was better when the Grinch was never coming around her
Time after time again
Never mind he already took the liqour out your Heineken
He already quick to try again
To steal the gifts another way
And give you all a different style again
Why you stackin' and you trying to swell
You best believe Mr. Grinch schemin, dude stay coneiving ass
Ay yo he stay schemin' when you thinkin' he not
Looking over your shoulder
Peepin' everything you got
(He, he, he Busta Rhymes I will get you too)
Relax duke you need to chill
Something seriously wrong with you

[Chorus]
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mister Grinch, Mister Grinch
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mister Grinch, Mister Grinch

[Jim Carrey]
I wanna give a shout out to the West Side of Who-ville

(Steven Page/Ed Robertson)
from "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" soundtrack

The streets are filled with Christmas cheer
At least it's only once a year
Perfect parcels tied with perfect bows,
And carols ringing in my ear

Bundled up against the cold
Lines wherever gifts are sold
Each shop window displays a Christmas scene
For everybody young and old

Icicles on eavesdrops and tinsel on the tree,
But it's a green Christmas for me

Couples skating on the pond [couples skating the pond]
Making angels on the lawn [makin' angels on the lawn]
Five red mittens drying on the rack
And needles shedding tannenbaum

Red bows on the railings and snowflakes on the ground,
But it's a green Christmas in this town

Green, cause of everything I miss
All this mistletoe, no kiss
And with every Christmas wish
There would be no greater gift
Than to have this envy lift

Carolers are at my door [Fa la la la etc..]
Don't wanna hear them anymore
Stockings on the mantle
The snow's here everyday
But it's a green Christmas anyway

Red nose on the reindeer and tinsel on the tree
But it's a green Christmas for me

baby picture you and me
hanging round a christmas tree
coloured light and an angel up above
christmas of love

baby everywhere we go
bring a little mistletoe
we'll be hugging we'll be kissing like two turtledoves
christmas of love

telling everyone
santa gonna come
have a lot of fun at christmas time
now he's on his way
everybody say
have a merry christmas of love

baby let it snow tonight
that'll be just right
just imagine making out by the fire light
christmas of love
christmas of love (hehe)

telling everyone
santa gonna come
have a lot of fun at christmas time
how he's on his way
everybody say
have a merry christmas of love

baby make a little wish
and you put it on your list
santa sends you everything you've been dreaming of
christmas of love

christmas of love
christmas of love
(christmas of love 12x)
merry christmas baby
woo hoo!

Thanks to sooda fed for these lyrics.

Thanks to Julie James for submitting the lyrics

I'm not so bad,
I just hate to see a good time had,
by everyone, but me,
on this lonely Christmas Eve,
I hear them up and down,
up and down the street,

they're makin' noise,
noise noise noise,
how I hate their happy noise,
there's only one thing I hate more come to think of it,
and that's the people who keep making it,

feast (x4),
they'll have more than anyone could ever eat,
me I'm stuck here with my cream of wheat,
there's no one here to feast with me,
on this lonely Christmas Eve,
don't they know I'm up here all alone,
in my cave of winter hills,
how I wish this would go away,
this dreadful holiday,
that they call Christmas day,
Ohh.......

When they're done with all their Christmas noise,
and they had their Christmas feast,
just when I think that I may finally,
get a moment's peace,
they start to...,
sing (x4),
Now I'll never get no sleep,
I'm screamin out the window,
but it don't do no good,
they sing and sing and sing all through the neighborhood,
sing (x3)
They take their little break and then they do it all again,
It's a lonely Christmas Eve

The nerve of those Hoos,
inviting me down there
on such SHORT notice

Even if I wanted to go
my shedule wouldnt allow it.

Four o'clock
wallow in self-pitty

Four-thirty
stare into the abyss

Five o'clock
solve world hunger- Tell no one

Five-thirty
jazzercise

Six-thirty
dinner with me
I cant cancel that again!

Seven o'clock
wrestle with my self

Loathing

I'm booked!

(mumbling)
But what if i moved the loathing to nine
id could still be done in time to lay in bed
stare at the ceiling
and slip slowly into madness...

But what would i wear?!

Thanks to brooke for these lyrics.

Momma tole me, "Boy, you best behave,
'Cause Santa keeps a list of all his favs.
And if you don't shape up, you ain't gettin' squat."
But the devil on my shoulder's gettin' hot.

Hotter than Heaven, Cool outta sight.
If I'm gonna do wrong, I'm gonna do it right.

So he took me for a ride in 'is Cadillac,
Stolen from a cleptomaniac, at a horse-race track.
I said, "Sir, it's Christmas Eve'eople should be home in bed."
Instead, he said,
"You merry gentle men always bet on red."

The Duke of Deception, Malice, and Spite.
If I'm gonna do wrong, I'm gonna do it right.

When you're done, you're really done.
We look back and say, Hey, that was fun.
When all you wanted was a BB gun,
Santa Claus never did come.

{Interlude}

When you're done, you're really done.
We look back and say, Hey, that was fun.

So he took me for a ride in 'is big ol' sleigh.
We flew around the world in just one day.
Johnny Mathis sang.

I said, "Sir, what you got for me in that sled?"
Instead, he said,
"Boy, you been bettin' on a darker shade of red."

Hotter than Heaven, Cool outta sight.
Duke of Deception, Malice, and Spite.
Johnny is singin',
(Johnny is singin',)
"Remember tonight:
If you gotta do wrong,
You better do it RIGHT."

Shoobie do wah
Bop bop she do wah
Shoobie do wah
Bop bop she do wah
Shoobie do wah
Bop bop she do wah
Shoobie do wah
BOP

I got the Christmas tree
I got the memories
I got the box of decorations
I got the tinsel strung
The mistle toe's been hung
I got the means of celebration

I got the lights down low
The skies are dreaming snow
I got the Yule logs burning bright
I got the Christmas tree
I got you here with me
I got the perfect Christmas night

Shoobie do wah
Bop bop she do wah
Shoobie do wah
BOP

I got the box of dreams
All with the Christmas theme
But tonight I won't be sleeping
I got Bing Crosby on
Got all my troubles gone
With the spirit I've been keeping

I got the presents wrapped
I got the boxes stacked
I got the celebration night
Around that Christmas tree
Like it all should be
I got the perfect Christmas night

Thanks to Sadie Borghese for these lyrics.

Alright,
You're a reindeer
here's your motivation

Your name is Rudolph
You're a freak with a red nose
and nobody likes you

Then one day Santa picks you and you save Christmas!

No forget that f***
We'll improvise
Just keep it kind a loosey-goosey

You hate Christmas
You're gonna steal it
Saving Christmas is a lousy ending
way too commercial

Action!

(Max (dog) flicks off nose)

BRILLIANT!

You reject your own nose
because it represents
the glitter of commercialism

Why didn't I think of that?

Cut, print,
check the gate,
moving on

Thanks to gwenna for these lyrics.

Get off your sled and go to bed
Don't you ever tire?
Throw a bone, I'm finally home
Curled up by the fire
Snow is falling from the sky like ashes from an urn
Sweet dreams, my little one
Now it's my turn

Well, Christmas is going to the dogs
We'd rather have chew toys than Yule logs
And things aren't looking very good, it's true
So I'll just lay here and chew

Now, when I sleep I like to dream
Of rabbits in the snow
Jumping right into my jaws
From their rabbit hole
Take one home and set him down right next to you shoes
Wake up to a big surprise
My gift to you

And Christmas is going to the dogs
We'd rather have chew toys than Yule logs
And things aren't looking very good, it's true
So I'll just lay here and chew
And Christmas is going to the dogs
We're scarfing down the turkey and egg nog
And things aren't looking very good, it's true
So I'll just lay here and chew
So I'll just stay here and chew...

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch,
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch.
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're a crooked dirty jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk!"

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I don't know when we fell apart
The love that we had was like a work of art
I used to see heaven in your eyes
Now angels are falling from your skies

The things we said, were so wrong
I haven't held you for so long
My foolish pride, turns me inside
Why did we tell all those lies?
You can reach for the phone,
You don't have to be alone.

Outside the winter seems so cold
Your heart is frozen like the snow
And there's no one home, to keep you safe and warm
Your eyes are red because you cry
You fell asleep by the fire side
But there's one thing you should know
On this christmas baby, you don't have to be alone

I have only one wish on my list
For me you would be the perfect gift, oohh yeah, yeah
There's nothing colder than an empty home
And holidays were never meant to be alone

The smiles we gave when our hearts were safe
By each others love and warmth
That's subsided now, no happiness around
If I could only find a way to your heart

Outside the winter seems so cold
Your heart is frozen like the snow
And there's no one home, to keep you safe and warm
Your eyes are red because you cry
You fell asleep by the fire side
But there's one thing you should know
On this christmas baby, you don't have to be alone

You don't...have to be alone
You don't have to be...all alone at home
You don't...have...to be alone
You don't have to be alone

Outside the winter seems so cold
Your heart is frozen like the snow
And there's no one home, to keep you safe and warm
Your eyes are red because you cry
You fell asleep by the fire side
But there's one thing you should know
On this christmas baby, you don't have to be alone

Where are you Christmas
Why can't I find you
Why have you gone away
Where is the laughter
You used to bring me
Why can't I hear music play

My world is changing
I'm rearranging
Does that mean Christmas changes too

Where are you Christmas
Do you remember
The one you used to know
I'm not the same one
See what the time's done
Is that why you have let me go

Christmas is here
Everywhere, oh
Christmas is here
If you care, oh

If there is love in your heart and your mind
You will feel like Christmas all the time

I feel you Christmas
I know I've found you
You never fade away
The joy of Christmas
Stays here in silence
Fills each and every heart with love

Where are you Christmas
Fills your heart with love

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Where are you christmas?
Why can't I find you?
Why have you gone away?

My world is changing,
Im reaarranging,
Does that mean christmas changes too?

Where are you christmas?
Do you remember,
The girl you used to know?

You and I were so carefree,
Now nothings easy,
Did christmas change?

Or just, me?

Thanks to Samantha Sturken for these lyrics.

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