I'm Going To The Moon .......... Johnny Knoxville

If You're Gonna Be Dumb .......... Smut Peddlers

Gettin F**ked Up .......... Three 6 Mafia / Josey Scott

Backass .......... Karen O / Peaches

I'm Ashamed Of Myself .......... Chris Pontius

MF From Hell .......... The Datsuns

I'm Going To Die .......... Ehren McGehey

All My Friends Are Dead .......... Turbonegro

Urban Struggle .......... The Vandals

Your Teeth Look Like .......... Brandon Dicamillo

Fly .......... Cakecutter

Rectal Bleeding .......... Johnny Knoxville

F**k The Pain Away .......... Peaches

Are You Crying .......... Johnny Knoxville / Bam Margera

Little Less Conversation, A .......... Elvis Presley

Cut Your Hair .......... Pavement

Karazy .......... Chris Pontius

I Need A Doctor .......... Steve-O

Spill The Blood .......... Slayer

My Ass Hurts So Bad .......... Dave England

Johnny, Are You Queer .......... Josie Cotton

Sometimes I Don't Know If I'll Make It .......... Roger Alan Wade

Best Of Times, The .......... Cast Of Jackass

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Yeah it's going down, we ain't playin' with ya. Three 6 Mafia
Yeah, we gettin' fucked up
we gettin' fucked up, we gettin' fucked up, we gettin' fucked up we, gettin' fucked up, we gettin' fucked up, we gettin' fucked up, we gettin' fucked up, we gettin' fucked up

[Josey Scott:]
Sometimes I feel I'm flyin'
Sometimes I feel like I'm dyin'
Maybe the world is against me
Maybe the world thinks I'm crazy
Sometimes I feel like I'm_
Sometimes I feel like I'm losing
Maybe the world is against me
Maybe the world is a lie

[Chorus:]
(Maybe the world is a lie)
we gettin' fucked up, we gettin' fucked up, we gettin' fucked up, we gettin' fucked up, (Maybe the world is a lie)
we gettin' fucked up, we gettin' fucked up, we gettin' fucked up, we gettin' fucked up, (Maybe the world is a lie)
we gettin' fucked up, we gettin' fucked up, we gettin' fucked up, we gettin' fucked up, (Maybe the world is a lie)
we gettin' fucked up, we gettin' fucked up, we gettin' fucked up, we gettin' fucked up,

[DJ Paul:]
I'm wild as hell
Straight up out the hood I bail
I'm a crazy mother fucker but I do it well
Sometimes I even believe I'm still alive
Stayin' fly I can't drive fifty five
Like _ I got a cigar rolled tight
I'm a stunt man sippin on syrup and sprite
I got that act right medicine from my doc (yes sir)
Loritab ten milligrams that I pop (yes sir)

[Juicy J:]
Walk up in the club like a thug get your ass kicked
Step off in the parking lot and leave in a casket
Acting like a scary coward giggling and laughing
Let me hit the purple kush
Hurry up and pass it
Yeah they call me Juicy J a Three 6 Mafia bandit
Got to ride on twenty fours and something with a candy
Ounce of green and a fifth of liquor brandy
A AK-47 on my lap I keep it handy

[Chours]

[Project Pat:]
I'm the wildest one
Wildest one
Mask on my face in my laps a gun
In ya back seat bring heat to ya avenue
Dump on ya first that's what Project Pat will do
Ridin' in a hearse cause ya came with an attitude
_ disperse from the gauge that'll rattle you
Smoke so much trying to come with a cross move
To this lunatic house _ but I toss you

Sometimes I feel I'm flyin'
Sometimes I feel like I'm dyin'
Maybe the world is against me
Maybe the world thinks I'm crazy
Sometimes I feel like I'm_
Sometimes I feel like I'm losing
Maybe the world is against me
Maybe the world is a lie

Maybe the world is a lie [x5]

we gettin' fucked up [x16]

Back off misfits,
You cannot eat this kind of love.
Back off misfits,
You shall not teach this kind of love
you cannot teach,
you cannot eat,
you cannot love.

Were back, back, back, back.
Were back, back, back, back.
Were back, back, back, back.
We'll back on up.
We'll back on up.

Back off misfits,
You cannot teach this kind of love.
Back off misfits,
You cannot eat this kind of love.

Were back, back, back on up.
Were back, back, back on up
Were back, back, back, back, back, back, back, ooww.

Back off misfits,
You cannot teach this kind of love.
Back off misfits,
You cannot teach this kind of love.
You cannot teach,
you cannot eat,
you cannot love.

Were back, back, back, back, ooww.

Leave me when i say i go.
After all its me you hardly know.
After all its all i say.
Me and you and you and me.

Back off misfits,
(Were back, back, back on up)
Back off misfits,
(Were back, back, back on up)
Back off misfits,
(Were back, back, back, back, back, back, back, ooww.)

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There's a girl running around my head
I know she makes me frown
She may be crazy, she maybe not be right
She makes me feel like
Like a motherfucker from hell

Around her finger
She makes me sigh
Wih a look
The girl
She made me cry
She may be crazy, may treat me bad
She makes me feel like
Like a motherfucker from hell

Like the man said its just a shot away
It happens Lord everyday
And she says it feels good
Damn I make her feel alright
And it's a damn sight better than I got from you
Damn woman she makes me oh so blue
Like a motherfucker from hell

She got me down spinning out of control
That woman
The devils own
She maybe be crazy, she may not be right
She makes me feel like
like a motherfucker from hel

Like the man said its just a shot away
It happens Lodrd everyday
And she says it feeels good
Damn I make her feel alright
And it's a damn sight better than I got from you
Damn woman she makes me oh so blue
Like a motherfucker from hell.

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Where're your friends?
Where're your friends?
Where are your friends, man?
What? What? Where're my friends?

All my friends are dead.
All my friends are dead.
You got kicked in the head,
All my friends are dead.

All my friends are dead.
All my friends are dead.
You got smacked in the head,
All my friends are dead.

I always knew that they would
end up like today.
They bought the bullet and they
paid with hand grenades.

Hey! x3

All my dreams were lies.
All my dreams were lies.
Lemme see the skies,
All my dreams were lies.

All my friends are dead.
All my friends are dead.
You got dragged outta bed,
Now they're buried and they're dead.

I always knew that they would
end up like today.
They bought the bullet and they
paid with hand grenades.

Hey! x3

Fuckin' Eh!

I always knew that they would
end up like today.
They bought the bullet and they
paid with hand grenades.

Now they're buried and they're dead! x3

Dead!

I want to be a Cowboy
I got to be a Cowboy
I'm born to be a Cowboy
I want to be a Cowboy
A Cowboy! Uh-huh

Tonight we're taking me fast car
Were gonna go down to the Cowboy bar
I'm gonna wait till the club is full
and I'm gonna ride the mechanical bull

Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true Cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late

All the Cowgirls in their Stetson hats
and their tight fitting jeans so they don't look fat
We'll all be listening to the Cowboy tunes
and stomp around like a bunch of goons

Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late

We're all OD'd on the Olden West
seein' who's Cowboy clothes look the best
I can ride that phony bull so damn good
Sometimes I think I'm Clint Eastwood

Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late

I know I'm a Cowboy deep inside
My hat band's made out of synthetic rattle snake hide
After a couple shit kickin' Cowboy movies
I'll check out the Cowboy scene down at Zubie's

Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late

Find out who all fights the best
We start fights with them punks at the Cuckoo's Nest
Those damn punks are crazy (though)
and meaner than a bull at a rodeo

Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late

You call me an Urban clone of course
A big deal if I'm afraid to ride a horse
With a broken nose and a fucked up knee
Maybe this Cowboy scene just ain't for me

Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late

Yee Haw

Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late

( I couldn't make it as a Punker )

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Sucking on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
What else is in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches, Huh? What?

Huh? Right. What? Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

SIS IUD, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best
IUD SIS, stay in school 'cause it's the best

Sucking' on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Huh? What?

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

Huh? What? Right. Uhh
Huh? What? Right. Uhh
What else in the teaches of peaches?
Like sex on the beaches
Huh? What? Right. Uhh

Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away
Fuck the pain away. Fuck the pain away

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A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby

Baby close your eyes and listen to the music
Drifting through a summer breeze
It's a groovy night and I can show you how to use it
Come along with me and put your mind at ease

A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby

Come on baby I'm tired of talking
Grab your coat and let's start walking
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Don't procrastinate, don't articulate
Girl it's getting late, gettin' upset waitin' around

A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby

Darlin dont you go and cut your hair
Do you think its gonna make him change?
Im just a boy with a new haircut
And thats a pretty nice haircut
Charge it like a puzzle, hit me wearin muzzles
Hesitate to die, look around, around, the second drummers drowned
His telephone is found

Music scene is crazy, bands start up each and every day
I saw another one just the other day
A special new band
I remember lying
I dont remember lies
I dont remember what
But I dont care, I care, I really dont care
Did you see the drummers hair?

Advertising looks and chops a must
No big hair!!
Songs mean a lot
When songs are bought
And so are you-
Bitch, rant down to the practice room
Attention and fame so
Career, career, career...

You say you know karate
well I know karazy.
I'm always rockin' and rollin'.
'cept when I'm too lazy.

All night, every night.
Well not every night, but almost every night.
All night, all night at a time.
I'm insane.

I'm the king of everybody.
I ain't no fuddyduddy.
Once you see it, it's not an illusion.

You're just snoozin you loosin
Snoozin you loosin.
Snoozin you loosin.
Snoozin you loosin.
You're in for a bruisin.

All night, every night.
Well not every night, but almost every night.
All night, all night at a time.
I'm insane.

Come and watch me!!

All night, every night.
Well not every night, but almost every night.
All night, all night at a time.
I'm insane.

Alright, break it down for me fellas.
Not Enough!
Break it down for me a little more.
Oh, play that one thing for me.

You say you know karate
well I know karazy.
I'm always rockin' and rollin'.
'cept when I'm too lazy.

Snoozin you loosin.
Snoozin you loosin.
Snoozin you loosin.
Snoozin you loosin.
Snoozin you loosin.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Oh my god.

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Come walk with me through endless time.
See what has been and what the future sees.
Share the wisdom of the old world that has passed,
Step in a life that's yet to be born.

You spill the blood,
Eternal soul.

I'll show you sights that you would not believe.
Experience pleasures thought unobtained.
At one with evil that has ruled before.
Now smell the stench of immortality.

You spill the blood,
Eternal soul.

LEAD: HANNEMAN

Spill your blood, let it run on to me,
Take my hand and let go of your life.
Close your eyes and see what is me,
Raise the chalice, embrace for evermore.

You've spilt the blood.
I have your soul.

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Johny what's the deal boy
Is your love for real boy
when the lights are low
You never hold me close Now I saw you today boy
Walking with them gay boys
Now you hurt me so, now I gotta know Johny are you queer?
'Cause when I see you dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering where I stand

I'm so afraid I'll lose you
If I can't seduce you
Is there something wrong?
Johny come on strong.

Why are you so weird, boy?
Johny are you queer boy?
When I make a play
You're pushing me away

'Cause when I see you dancing with your friends
I can't help wondering where I stand

Johny you've forsaken
A love you could be takin'
I want to give it to you,
But you never come through

Oh, why are you so weird, boy? Johny are you queer boy? When you asked for a date
I thought that you were straight.
But Johny are you queer?

Johny are you queer boy?
Johny are you queer boy?
Johny are you queer boy?

Hey Johny.. Johny are you.. you know...

Sometimes I don't know if I'll make it
Sometimes I wished I could walk away
Sometimes I don't know if I'll make it through
But you know I'm gonna do it anyway

Got a guitar and a heart that's been broken
A sorry gig and borrowed cigarettes
A song I wrote for them jokers out there tokin'
And a cherry master chokin' mean old Knoxville half to death

Oh, sometimes I don't know if I'll make it
Sometimes I wished I could walk away
Sometimes I don't know if I'll make it through
Hell, you know I'm gonna do it anyway

Got a Jezebel and a hotel for shelter
A Jag I've been draggin' 'round for days
And a big mouth that had to go and tell her
What her big mouth momma told her anyway

Yeah, sometimes I don't know if I'll make it
Sometimes I wished I could walk away
Sometimes I don't know if I'll make it through
Well, you know we're gonna do it anyway

Yeah, sometimes I don't know if I'll make it
Sometimes I wished I could walk away
Sometimes I don't know if I'll make it through
But, you know I'm gonna do it anyway

The best of times is now.
What's left of Summer
But a faded rose?
The best of times is now.
As for tomorrow,
Well, who knows? Who knows? Who knows?

So hold this moment fast,
And live and love
As hard as you know how.
And make this moment last,
Because the best of times is now,
Is now, is now.

Now, not some forgotten yesterday.
Now, tomorrow is too far away.

So hold this moment fast,
And live and love
As hard as you know how.
And make this moment last,
Because the best of times is now, is now.

So hold this moment fast,
And live and love
As hard as you know how.
And make this moment last,
Because the best of times is now,
Is now, is now
Is now, is now!