Dancing with Myself .......... The Donnas

God is a DJ .......... Pink

Milkshake .......... Kelis

Sorry (Don't Ask Me) .......... All Too Much

Built This Way (Slow Remix) .......... Samantha Ranson

Rip Her To Shreds .......... Boomkat

Overdrive .......... Katy Rose

One Way or Another .......... Blondie

Operate .......... Peaches

Misty Canyon .......... Anjali

Mean Girl .......... Gina & Gabriel Rene

Hated .......... Nikki Cleary

Psyche Rock .......... Pierre Henry

The Mathlete Rap .......... Rajiv Surendra

On the floors of topio
I got a long dam time to go go
With the record selection and the mirrors reflection
I'm a dancing with myself

When there's noone else inside
of the crowded lonely night
well I wait so long for my love vibration
and I'm dancing with myself

oh oh dancing with myself
oh oh I'm dancing with myself
well there's nothin' to lose and there's nothin' to prove
and I'm dancing with myself oh oh oh oh

If I looked all over the world
and there's every type of girl
but your empty ass seems to pass me by
and leave me dancing with myself

So lets sink another drink
cuz it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance i'd asked someone to dance
and I'd be dancing with myself

Oh, oh, dancing with myself
oh, oh, dancing with myself
well there's nothin' to lose and there's nothin' to prove
and I'm dancing with myself

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
oh, oh, oh, oh (woah!)

Well, if I looked all over the world
and there's every type of girl
but your empty ass seems to pass me by and leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink
cuz it'll give me time to think
if I had the chance to ask someone to dance
and I'd be dancing with myself

oh, oh, oh dancing with myself
oh, oh, oh dancing with myself

If I had the chance I'd ask someone to dance
if I had the chance to ask someone to dance
if I had the chance to ask someone to dance-

Oh, oh, oh, oh
oh, oh, oh, oh
oh, oh, oh, oh
oh, oh, oh, oh

Cuz I'll wet
and I'll sweat
and I'll sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat, sweat OWW!

(Repetitive in the backround) dancing with myself oh oh

I've been the girl with her skirt pulled high
Been the outcast never running with mascara eyes
Now I see the world as a candy store
With a cigarette smile, saying things you can't ignore
Like mommy I love you
Daddy I hate you
Brother I need you
lover hey fuck you
I can see everything, here with my third eye
Like the blue in the sky

If God is a DJ
If life is a dancefloor
Love is the rhythm
You are the music
If God is a DJ
If life is a dancefloor
You get what you're given
It's all how you use it

I've been the girl middle finger in the air
Unaffected by rumours, the truth, I don't care
So open your mouth and stick out your tongue
You might as well let go you can't go back what you've done
So find a new lifestyle
A new reason to smile
Look for Nirvana
Under the strobe lights
Sequins and sex dreams
You whisper to me
There's no reason to cry

If God is a DJ
If life is a dancefloor
Love is the rhythm
You are the music
If God is a DJ
If life is a dancefloor
You get what you're given
It's all how you use it

You take what you get and you get what you give
I say don't run from yourself, man that's no way to live
I've got a record in my bag you should give it a spin
Lift your hands in the air so that life can begin

If God is a DJ... if God...
Say if God is a DJ
If God... Then life is a dancefloor
Get your ass on the dancefloor now!

If God is a DJ
Life is a dancefloor
Love is the rhythm
You are the music
If God is a DJ
If life is a dancefloor
You get what you're given
It's all how you use it

If God is a DJ
If life is a dancefloor
Love is the rhythm
You are the music
If God is a DJ
If life is a dancefloor
You get what you're given
It's all how you use it

[Repeat x2]
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their life
Is better than yours,
Damn right is better than yours,
I can teach you,
But i have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way i wind,
I think its time

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their life
Is better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
But i have to charge

I can see youre on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their life
Is better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
But i have to charge

Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your charm,
Same time maintain your halo,
Just get the perfect blend,
Plus what you have within,
Then next his eyes are squint,
Then he's picked up your scent,

[Chorus x2]
Lala-lalala,
Warm it up,
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting,

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their life
Is better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
But i have to charge

Don't ask me if it looks good on you
Don't ask me if you're pretty
Prettier than all your friends
Don't ask me don't ask me

(CHORUS)
Sorry again today
It's just you're not ok
It's only my mind that's it
You're torturing me again

I can't remember your birthday
Feel like I know it
I want you to trust me
Just don't protect me

CHORUS

Cuz I say I'm sorry but I don't mean it
Say that's fine but I don't mean it
Say I love you but I don't mean it
I don't mean it

Don't ask me if it looks good on you
Don't ask me if you're pretty
Prettier than all your friends
Don't ask me don't ask me

CHORUS

Did you ever feel like you wanna be
someone else for just one day
did you ever feel like you wanna see
through another pair of eyes
Did you ever think I might wanna be
with anyone else for just one day
Did you ever really think of me
when I walked away

The look the dunks and the bottle of Jack
the smokes the slouch and my eyes back
you think you know what you think you'll find
you think you'll figure me out tonight
but you'll never know what I won't share
'cause I don't care, no I don't care
you think you'll figure me out tonight
but I don't care

And I wonder, if I'm just built this way
'cause every man that I know makes me feel like I'm to blame
when it's over, me and my selfish ways
go back to start again
go back to start again

Did you ever feel like you should have said
something smarter at the time
Did you ever feel like you should have kept
it all to yourself
Did you ever think it might be your fault
I never promised anymore
Did you ever think it might not be me
now it was always me

The look the dunks and the bottle of Jack
the smokes the slouch and my eyes back
you think you know what you think you'll find
you think you'll figure me out tonight
but you'll never know what I won't share
'cause I don't care, no I don't care
you think you'll figure me out tonight
but I don't care

And I wonder, if I'm just built this way
'cause every man that I know makes me feel like I'm to blame
when it's over, me and my selfish ways
go back to start again

And I wonder, if I'm just built this way
'cause every man that I know makes me feel like I'm to blame
when it's over, me and my selfish ways
go back to start again
go back to start again

The look the dunks and the bottle of Jack
the smokes the slouch and my eyes back
you think you know what you think you'll find
you think you'll figure me out tonight
but you'll never know what I won't share
cause I don't care, no I don't care
you think you'll figure me out tonight
but I don't care

And I wonder, if I'm just built this way
'cause every man that I know makes me feel like I'm to blame
when it's over, me and my selfish ways
go back to start again

And I wonder, if I'm just built this way
'cause every man that I know makes me feel like I'm to blame
when it's over, me and my selfish ways
go back to start again
go back to start again
go back to start again

[Thanks to k666@rediffmail.com for lyrics]
[Thanks to Emily for correct lyrics]

(heypsst psst, here she comes now.)
Oh, you know her.
Would ya look at that hair!
Yeah, you know her,
Check out those shoes.
She looks like she stepped out of the middle of somebody's blues.
She looks like the sunday comics!
She thinks she's brenda starr.
Her nose job is real atomic...
All she needs is an old knife scar!

Ehhh, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds.
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds.

Oh, you know her, "miss groupie supreme"!
Yeah, you know her, "vera vogue" on parade.
Red eye shadow!
Green mascara!
Yuck.
She's too much.
She looks like she don't know better.
A case of partial extreme.
Dressed in a robert hall sweater.
Acting like a soap opera queen...

Ehhh, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds.

She got the nerve to tell me she's not "on it"
But her expression is too serene...
Yeah, she looks like she washes with comet!
Always looking to create a scene...

Ehhh, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds.
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds.
She's so dull.
Rip her to shreds!

Oh, you know her, "miss groupie supreme".
Yeah, you know her, "vera vogue" on parade.
Yeah, you know her, with the fish eating grin...
She's so dull.
Yeah, she got the nerve to tell me!
Huh, she's so... dull...
Yeah, there she goes now.
She making out with king kong!
She take her boat to hong kong.
Well, bye bye sugar!
And not a minute too soon

Outta bed at the crack of noon
Blare the music and have a swoon
I can't stop thinkin of your face
La la lee la lee loo lace

I'm six feet under the Bhodi Tree
With my crap new-age philosophy
Diamonds where there once were stars
I'm sittin in Jayne Mansfeild's car

Yea yea-a I'm independence
Yea yea-a I'm borderline
Yea yea-a I'm California
My minds all screwed and upside down
But my heart's on overdrive (yea my heart's on overdrive)

I need to take a shower when I look at you
Ya sting and hurt like a bad tattoo
I wish you'd change my point of view

I cruise the canyon to get a breeze
With Hidden Treasures up my sleeve
I like the light and hate the heat
But I'll lick the blood right off your street

Yea yea-a I'm cherry cola
Yea yea-a I'm candy-eyed
Yea yea-a I'm California
My mind's all screwed and upside down
But my heart's on over drive

They all come here to find a scene
But end up girls on methadrine
Naked on a TV screen
The dreams that fall beneath my feet
Make my footsteps feel so sweet
But your kisses are my fait accompli

YEA YEA- A
I'm independence
Yea-a I'm borderline
Yea-a I'm California
My mind's all screwed and upsidedown
But my heart's on overdrive
Yea my heart's on overdrive

One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna win ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha
I will drive past your house
And if the lights are all down
I'll see who's around

One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna win ya
I'll getcha, I'll getcha
One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha

And if the lights are all out
I'll follow your bus downtown
See who's hanging out

One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna give you the slip, a slip of the lip or another
I'm gonna lose ya, I'm gonna trick ya
One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna trick ya trick ya trick ya trick ya
One way or another I'm gonna lose ya
I'm gonna give you the slip

I'll walk down the mall
Stand over by the wall
Where I can see it all
Find out who ya call
Lead you to the supermarket checkout
Some specials and rat food, get lost in the crowd

One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha getcha getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha getcha getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who ya call)
One way or another I'm gonna getcha, I'll getcha, I'll getcha getcha getcha getcha
(Where I can see it all, find out who ya call)

Yeah yeah yeah
Uhh

It seems to me so strange
Check wallet for his name
His face is in the muck
I think his zippers stuck

He is perfect for me
To practice surgery
One look coagulates
Its time to operate

Just keep it going
Just keep it going
Just keep it going

Hes not dead, hes gonna live
Hes not dead, hes gonna live
I see his eyes rolling back in his head
x4

Come on lets take him home
I think i heard him groan
Hold on or he will sink
Just keep it going

You say your (?) but i know you can fake it
I can take it!

Just keep it going
Just keep it going
Just keep it going

Hes not dead, hes gonna live
Hes not dead, hes gonna live
I see his eyes rolling back in his head
x4

Oh, i can figure that you really need my love
Cause i've been in the twilight far too long
So i'll unlock my heart and throw you the key
And you can do what you want with me...
This time, i'll put my heart on the line

Misty canyon, how i search for my soul rescue
Through the vapours, king of hearts oh, won't you take me

Spent distant nightfalls walking through the mountain trails
Cause i've been faded to see love again,
And all my spirits say to me....
When's lady luck gonna take this spell off me?
I know, i'll put my heart on his soul
Heart on his soul...

Misty canyon, how i search for my soul rescue
Through the vapours, king of hearts oh, won't you take me

And all my spirits say to me

texttext

From the first time that i saw you
I thought you crawled out of Us magazine
Its no wonder that it wasn't all you
All the things that i wanna be

Everybody loved you and they treated you
Like you stepped out of a TV show
But if they really got the chance to meet you
They'd finally see how hard you blow

I hate you, i hate you
Cause i see through
To what a fake you are
You disgust me, thats why you must be hated

Like the winner of beauty pageant
You are the one i most admire
But as a loser i can only imagine
Wearing that crown but your heads on fire

Your the real american idol
Your the poor mans mandy moore
Your the e true hollywood story
About a two face strip mall whore

I hate you, i hate you
Cause i see through
To what a fake you are
You disgust me, thats why you must be hated

You got a lot of stuff
Stuff you don't deserve
You got a lot of friends
You got a lot of nerve
Trust me, you must be hated

La la la
La la la
La la-la la
La la la
Trust me, you must be hated

I wish i had your money
I wish i had your ride
I wish i had your boyfriend
I wish you'd choke and die

I hate you, i hate you
Cause i see through
To what a bitch you are
You disgust me, thats why you must be hated

I hate you, i hate you (la la la)
Cause i see through (la la la)
To what a bitch you are (la la la)
You disgust me, thats why you must be hated

Instrumental

Yo Yo Yo!
All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me!
On my grades, on my lines you can't touch Kevin G!
I'm a mathlete, I'm a nerd, I'm a bird
But forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third,
Sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor!
The G's silent when I sneak through your door.
And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me.
Cause the next time you see her she'll be like 'OOH! KEVIN G!'
[cut off]

[Thanks to shell for correct lyrics.]