In these hills .......... Shelley Winters, Charles Tyner, Gary Morgan and Jeff Conaway

Boobob bobbob bob (I love you too) .......... Sean Marshall and Charlie Callas

I saw a dragon .......... Mickey Rooney, Helen Reddy and company

It's not easy .......... Sean Marshall and Helen Reddy

Passamaquoddy .......... Jim Dale and Company

Candle on the water .......... Helen Reddy

There's room for everyone .......... Helen Reddy, Sean Marshall and company

Every little piece .......... Jim Dale and Red Buttons

Brazzle Dazzle Day .......... Helen Reddy, Sean Marshall and Mickey Rooney

Bill of sale .......... Shelley Winters, Charles Tyner, Gary Morgan, Jeff Conaway and Helen Reddy

Finale: I saw a dragon / Brazzle Dazzle Day .......... Helen Reddy Sean Marshall, Mickey Rooney and company

Happiest Home In These Hills
Lena, Merle, Grover & Willie Grogan

He's gone that-a-way
He's went this-a-way
He's up a tree I think!
Oh Petey and Oh Petey... Where are you?
Please come back
Oh Petey and Oh Petey...
You're like a son to us
We miss you and We miss you
If I get near him you can bet
I won't miss him with this

I'll cook you cake and gingerbread
Bring you tea in bed ON a tray
We'll slave while you go fishing
You'll get permission to run and play
These tears oughta show you I care

Come back and by cracky we'll share
The happiest home in these hills... in these hills!
Gonna snag him, gag him and drag him through town
Put his head in the river and let the pup drown
Trap him, strap him and wrap him in a sack
Yeah!

Tie him screaming to a railroad track
We'll have you sing in chapel
You'll be the apple of
Momma's eye I'll tend to all your sowing and do your mowing
So just rely ON me Dang and we know you're out there
It's late and we're waiting to share
The happiest home in these hills... in these hills!

Gonna paw him, claw him and saw him in half
When he cries out for mercy we'll just laugh
Beat him, HEAT him and eat him for dessert
Yeah!
Roast him gently so the flames won't hurt

We'll swim and you'll go camping
You'll be a champ in your own backyard
Our love is overflowing and it keeps ON growin'
You'll sleep good knowing you're home in these hills...
We're gonna string him from a tree
In these hills
We're gonna sting him like a bee
In these hills
We're gonna spill him ON his head
In these hills
We're gonna fill him FULL of lead
In these hills

Boo Bop Bophop Bop (I Love You and Too)
Pete

I look in your eyes
and you whisper sweetly
We don't match in size
but we fit so neatly

It's nice waking up
when you're close beside me
humming in my ear
I love you and too

Remember the night
when you first confided
And things went so right
that we both decided
Now we're together and life is perfect
Don't ever disappear
I love you and too

We're walking down a road of our own
where rain can never fall
I'm glad I don't have to be alone

You know what to say
when I want direction
You don't turn away
when I need protection

Your voice is the sound of an angel singing
Music I wait to hear
I love you and too
I love you and too
I love you and too
I love you and too

I Saw A Dragon
Lampie

A Dragon and a dragon
I swear I saw a dragon
A green and seething fire-breathing
monster is in sight
With eyes of red and a lion's head
and wings as dark as night
Oh and he has a jaw of gleaming teeth
He's 50 feet in height

It's true and it's true
Oh and what are we to do?
It's true and it's true

He'll break us all in two
Oh and he's comin' in
his great big fin is right against the DOOR
So board up all the windows
And get down ON the floor

A dragon and a dragon
I swear I saw a dragon
His tail lashing
he'll be smashing every shop in town
With scaly feet he'll crack the streets
and tear the steeple down
It's not some loony dream
I heard a scream from Sheriff Brown

It's true and it's true
Oh and what are we to do?
It's true and it's true

Crowd
Old Lampie's in a stew

Lampie
A dragon and a dragon
I swear there was a dragon

Crowd
You're OFF your hinges
All those binges put you in a haze

Nora
You crazy fools and it's all your doggone
fault he's in a daze
Let go of me
Let go of me
and mend your wicked ways

Crowd
What makes you think and there ever was
There never was
There, never, never and ever was a dragon
There, never, never and ever was a dragon
There, never, never and ever was a dragon
There, never, never and ever was a dragon

There never, never, never and never...
was a dragon

It' s Not Easy
Nora & Pete

Nora
What does he look like?

Pete
Just a plain ordinary dragon

Nora
How plain? How ordinary?

Pete
He has the head of a camel
The neck of a crocodile

Nora
It sounds rather strange

Pete
He's both a fish and a mammal
And I hope he'll never change
'Cause it's not easy
To find someone who cares

Nora
It's not easy
To find magic in pairs

Pete
I'm glad I found him
I love him,
I won't let him get away
'Cause it's not easy

Nora
You say the head of a camel
The neck of a crocodile

Pete
And the ears of a cow!

Nora
It's clear that friends can be different
Yes and I understand you now

Both
It's not easy
To find someone who cares
It's not easy
To find magic in pairs

Nora
Now that you have him
Hold him
Treasure him from day to day
It's so easy

Life is lollipops and raindrops
With the one you love
Someone you can always be with
Argue and agree with

Pete
Climb the highest tree with!

Both
It's not easy
To share somebody's dream
It gets easy
When you work as a team

Nora
You've got to tend it
Fan it

Pete
That's what I plan to do
Oh and I had one friend by my side
Now I have two
Him and you

Nora
Him and me

Both
And it's so easy

Passamaquoddy
Dr. Terminus

I've been bringing cures
from Pilgrim Heights to Provincetown
Treated rabbit fever down ON
Queen Anne Road
Gout or gastritus and mumps or bronchitis
Bites and burns and blue abrasions
Got a pill for all occasions

Little Sippewisse
was so nice to visit
And Scroggy Neck is lovely to recall
But through all my trips and good Lord
there's one place
One corner and one town ON my lips
why it's--

Poddomaquassy, Uh and Paquamasoddy
No and no
Passamamassy, Quoddamapoddy and Passamadaddy
Quoddamapassy and Passamahoddy
Oh and I know
It's Passamashloddy

Crowd
No!
It's Passamaquoddy!

Dr. Terminus
Of course and that's what I meant to say

Woman
I took your drug for losing weight
and now I'm a blob

Dr. Terminus
But now there's so much more of you to love

I wiped out impetigo ON the banks of Buttermilk
Flu is under firm control in Powder Hole
Terminus potions and tablets and lotions
major news in modern science
Step up now and join my clients

Spent a day in Buzzard's Bay
They couldn't keep me there
Even turned away from Kingdom Hall

Crowd
They probably threw you out

Man
My hair was gray and thanks to you
it turned into pink

Dr. Terminus
But that color and it's so becoming

Crowd
We're gonna wash your phony tonics
right down the sink

Dr. Terminus
My friends and you've seen a miracle
and you'll see many more
People will come pouring in from land and sea
We'll have centers for testing
Let's START investing
keep those dimes and dollar mounting

Assistant
I'll collect

Dr. Terminus
I'll do the counting

Everyone who lives here
will be strong and healthy
You'll be getting richer by the day

Hear them acclaim us
this town will be famous
The whole wide world will look at us
and say

It's
Poddomaquassy, No and Paquamasoddy
Qu-Qu-Quoddamapassy and Quoddamadaddy
Dappaddy, Dappamossy and Quoddapossy
Pwassapwassa and Passaquassa

Crowd
Pass-a-ma-quod-dy!

Candle ON the Water
Nora

I'll be your candle ON the water
My love for you will always burn
I know you're Lost and drifting
But the clouds are lifting
Don't give up
You'll have some where to turn

I'll be your candle ON the water
'Til every wave is warm and bright
My soul is there beside you
Let this candle guide you
Soon you'll see a golden stream of light

A COLD and friendless tide has found you
Don't let the stormy darkness pull you down
I'll paint a ray of hope around you
Circling in the air lighted by a prayer

I'll be your candle ON the water
This flame inside of me will grow
Keep holding ON you'll make it
Here's my hand so take it

Look for me reaching out to show
As sure as rivers flow
I'll never let you go
I'll never let you go
I'll never let you go

There's ROOM For Everyone
Nora & Pete

Nora
There's ROOM for everyone in this world
If everyone makes some ROOM
Won't you move over
and share this world

Everyone make some ROOM
Even a dragon deserves a place
A wide open space with no reins and no chains
He wants to play games and dance with you
Give him a chance to sing his song
He only wants to belong

Pete
There's ROOM for everyone in this world
Will everyone make some ROOM
Spread out while Elliott gets uncurled
fly ON his back and zoom

Nora & Pete
Rock him and ride him
and line up beside him
You'll see how quickly you'll blend

Nora
A dragon is just one more stranger
in search of a friend
From an ant to a bird
to a buffalo herd
Let them walk and fly and roam
Step aside and let them live
It's simple to give
like us they just need a home

Nora & Pete
There's ROOM for everyone in this world

Nora
Back up and make some ROOM

Nora & Pete
Let's all move over
and share this world
Everyone make some ROOM

Nora
Just think how far out the ocean goes
The whirling wind blows
shore to shore
DOOR to DOOR
Think of the valleys and mountaintops
The earth never stops

School Girl
So deep and so high

School Boy
With miles of sky

Everyone
We all have part of the pie

Nora
Welcome the dragon
while you have a chance
Give him his moment to rise up
and dance

There's ROOM for everyone in this world
Will everyone make some ROOM
Love given freely can spare this world
Let friendly feelings bloom

School Children
Just give an inch, give a yard and never flinch
When the time comes to offer a hand

Nora
So let's all make sure
We give everyone somewhere to stand

Pete
So let's all make sure
We give everyone somewhere to stand

Nora
Just the way God planned it

Everyone
Just the way God planned

Every Little Piece
Dr. Terminus & Hoagy

Dr. Terminus
Dragon whiskers and dragon toes
a dragon tooth and a dragon nose
Every little piece
Every little piece
We could make a million
by slicing him and dicing him

Hoagy and we could sell every little shell
There's enough of him to go around
Money, money and money
by the pound
Every little piece
Every little piece

I can take a scissor
and clip him up and rip him up
Every little part is a work of art
Think of what a dragon heart would bring
Wrapped up in a ribbon and a string

Both
Dragon liver can cure a COLD
dragon powder grows hair
With dragon blood you'll never grow old

Dr. Terminus
Every item is covered with gold

Hoagy
Every item is covered with gold

Dr. Terminus
Every little piece
Every little piece
Dragon you're my wagon to destiny
you're the key
Every little shred moving me ahead
Every dream of mine will be fulfilled
What a dragon business we can build

Both
Dragon cartilage keeps you thin
dragon fat is for burns
a dragon tear will clear up your skin

Dr. Terminus
Watch the profits come rolling in

Both
Watch the profits come rolling in
Every little piece and every little crease

Dr. Terminus
All lead me to the dragon
I'll buy him up and tie him up
Drag him from the cave
show him that I'm brave
I'll bind him up and grind him up
lop him up and chop him up
Can't you hear that jingle and jangle sound?

Hoagy
Oh and yeah!

Both
It's money, money and money
by the pound

Dr. Terminus
Money, money and money
Crowns

Hoagy
Sous

Dr. Terminus
We'll have banks FULL of francs
Quids

Hoagy
Bucks

Both
In truckloads
Cash

Dr. Terminus
Stocks

Hoagy
Bonds

Dr. Terminus
Bigger shares

Hoagy
Millionaires!

Dr. Terminus
Marks

Hoagy
Yens

Both
In tens and twenties
Cash

Both
Dragon cartilage keeps you thin
dragon fat is for burns
a dragon tear will clear up your skin

Dr. Terminus
Watch the profits come rolling in

Both
Watch the profits come rolling in
Every little piece and every little crease

Dr. Terminus
Lead us to the dragon
we'll buy him up

Hoagy
Tie him up

Dr. Terminus
Drag him from the cave
Show him that we're brave
We'll bind him up and grind him up
lop him up and chop him up

Can't you hear that jingle and jangle sound?

Hoagy
Oh and yeah!

Both
It's money, money and money
by the pound

Dr. Terminus
It's money, money and money
by the pound

Hoagy
It's money, money and money
by the pound

Dr. Terminus
It's money, money and money
by the pound

Hoagy
It's money, money and money
by the pound

Dr. Terminus
It's money, money and money
by the pound

Hoagy
It's money, money and money
by the pound

Brazzle Dazzle Days
Nora, Pete & Lampie

Nora
It's a brazzle dazzle day
So throw OFF the past and ev'rything in it
That's the brazzle dazzle way
Enjoy your time from minute to minute
Running through the sand without your shoes ON

Pete
Shoes ON

Nora
Making sure that you don't keep your blues ON

Pete
Finding a boat we can cruise ON

Nora
It's a brazzle dazzle day
When you think of love and never of sorrow
That's the brazzle dazzle way
To do your work now

Lampie
And take OFF tomorrow
Flying thru the air
You don't need wings ON

Nora & Pete
Wings ON

Lampie
Climb right up and feel the thrill it brings ON

All
Rock with the wind as it sings ON

Nora & Pete
Ride higher and higher
And glide above the clouds
Free
No one to catch us or slow us
Even the birds are below us

It's a brazzle and dazzle day
A lifetime of joy in just a few hours

All
All our brazzle dazzle years
have just begun
We'll follow the sun
and replay
This brazzle dazzle day

Lampie
When your job becomes a frolic
you'll become a brass-aholic

All
Ride higher and higher
and glide above the clouds
Free
No one to catch us or slow us
Even the birds are below us
It's a brazzle dazzle day

This brazzle dazzle day
This brazzle dazzle day
This brazzle dazzle day
This brazzle dazzle day...

Bill Of Sale
Gogans & Nora

Gogans
We got a Bill of sale right here
that says he belongs to us
We bought him fair and square last year
and we own the little cuss
Look here and read the writin'
that gives us a legal claim

Oh, we got a Bill of sale right here
with dear little Petey's name
We got a Bill of sale in hand
and lady if you don't budge
we'll pick you up right where you stand
and bring you before the judge

That boy is our property
same as the family cow
'Cause we got a Bill of sale right here
and we're gonna take him now

Nora
You can't have him

Gogans
Gotta do his chores

Nora
You don't love him

Gogans
Paint the barn and wash the doors

Nora
All you've done up to now is break his heart

Gogans
Shine shoes and turn screws
fix a broken fuse

Nora
You'll abuse him

Gogans
Pitch a herd and feeding hogs

Nora
and just use him

Gogans
Pitching hay and choppin' logs

Nora
Look out or I'll take you apart

Gogans
We'd like to see you try
We got a Bill of sale right here
he's ours until he dies

Nora
Stay where you are just one more move
and you'll get it between the eyes
You won't make a slave of him
even if you connive

Gogans
We and we will 'cause
we got a Bill of sale right here

We got a Bill of sale right here
We got a Bill of sale right here

right here!

Nora
You don't love him

Gogans
He's gotta clean and sweep

Nora
You don't love him

Gogans
He has to comb the sheep

Nora
All you've done up to now is break his heart

Gogans
plant seeds and pull weeds

Nora
You'll abuse him

Gogans
carry water from the well
and answer every time we yell

Nora
and use him
Watch out or I'll take you apart

Gogans
we'd like to see you try it

We got a Bill of sale right here
that says he belongs to us
fight all you want
won't do no good
to holler and fume and fuss

Nora
Leave town and keep ON goin'
before I can count to 5

Gogans
We got a Bill of sale right here
We got a Bill of sale right here
We got a Bill of sale right here
right here
right here

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