Too Cool For School .......... Fountains Of Wayne

The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope .......... Bloodhound Gang

Stay .......... Radford

Only Way To Be .......... Save Ferris

My Bad .......... Oleander

Punk Song #2 .......... Silverchair

Everybody Wants You .......... The Unband

Superfly .......... Bender

I Wanna Be Sedated .......... Ramones

Scary Movies (Sequel) .......... Royce Da 5'9"

All About U .......... Tupac

I Want Cha .......... Black Eyed Peas

What What .......... Public Enemy

Feel Me .......... Rah Digga

I'm The Killer (Killer Rap) .......... Lifelong

He walks alone under the big city lights
He always knows just when the time is right
He never shows what he's thinking he keeps it inside
Because he's too cool for school
He comes alive oh, when the sun goes down
He gets it right you know he's always down
He keeps one eye open and his ear to the ground
And he's too cool for school

He's an operator
he's a real player
And if you mess with him
You know you'll never win
He's an instigator
Enemy eliminator
And when he knocks you better
You better let him in

He's got his own way of getting things done
He's always looking out for number one
Don't try to beat him cause he's already won
And he's too cool for school

He's an operator
he's a real player
And if you mess with him
You know you'll never win
He's an instigator
Enemy eliminator
And when he knocks you better
You better let him in

He walks alone under the big city lights
He always knows just when the time is right
He never shows what he's thinking he keeps it inside
Because he's too cool for school
Because he's too cool for school
Because he's too cool for school

[Thanks to black_spitfire@freenet.de]

"A" is for "Apple"
"B" is for "Balloons"
"C" is for "Crayons"
"D" is for "Drum"

Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell

One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two
That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew
Not really realizing the prize that's been begot to her
The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher
Genius with a penis the few the proud the me
I liked me so much I had to buy the company
Soul for sale sold to Satan for a hell of a lotta luck
I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at Starbucks
Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized
Idolized or despised bet I'm gettin' recognized
Mount Rushmore it? No ignore it can't rock with no big head
Half of the people want me half of the people want me dead
I am the Angel of Def with my rhymes against humanity
Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity
The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope
It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope

Conclusions you drew proportions you blew
Lost son of Iggy? False Bigger nose than Ziggy? True
Yes my name is Jimmy Pop no my pop's name is Dick
Don't admit to kick it slick you thick derelict critic
Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes
Don't want the whole story? Should have bought the Cliff Notes
Like Fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class
One thumb on the pulse of the nation one thumb in your girlfriend's ass
Written on written off scoff callin' me a joke
I don't think that I'm a sell-out but I do "Enjoy Coke!"
I struck gold but never took it for granite that's how I planned it so can it
Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it
When I die no lie plan on mass pandemonium
They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the Smithsonian
The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope
It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope
One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope
The inevitable return of the Great White Dope

Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope
Great White Dope

I'm on a rocket ship, to a mother ship
I'm flying solo
but I don't know if I can stop
don't ask me, don't make me lie
just sit back, just get back and enjoy the ride

cause I'm a spaceman
and I'm living in a world, that sucks me in
but can't spit me out

stay with me, stay with me tonight
stay with me, stay with me
tomorrow is just another day
and I don't know if I can make it
all the way home

I need correction, I need direction again
and my windows are too dirty to see through
don't ask me, don't make me lie
just get back, just sit back
and enjoy the ride

cause I'm a spaceman
and I'm living in a world, that sucks me in
but can't spit me out

stay with me, stay with me tonight
stay with me, stay with me
tomorrow is just another day

if you smack me, you'll crack me
reduce me to tears
if you thrill me, you'll kill me
you'll bury me alive

stay with me, stay with me tonight
stay with me, stay with me
tomorrow is just another day
stay with me, stay with me tonight
stay with me, stay with me
tomorrow is just another day
I don't think that I'm coming down
and I don't think that I can make it
all the way home

I just want to get it
just want to take it all home

I just want to get it
just want to take it all home

Hello Everybody
Guess what I just found
Another wannabe, somebody
Gonna' sell their body pound for pound
Gonna' be a big star
If they can get the chance
But it takes more than talent
In this high priced world if you want
a little song and dance

Do you like what you see?
To live this life of luxury?
No cares, no dignity
It's all about the money
It's the only way to be

Here's another person
Who's a little worse for wear
Tried to live that life so fast
Tried to live without a care
But fame can be a fickle friend
Who makes you feel quite tall
And when your empire starts to crumble,
It can push you for a fall

Do you like what you see?
To live this life of luxury?
No friends, just enemies
It's all about the money
It's the only way to be

If this is what you wanted
And everything you need
Then be quite prepared, my friend
For the life you choose to lead
Cuz' fame has many faces
For each of us to see
Bu the wise man is the one who knows that
You should never believe

Do you like what you see?
To live this life of luxury?
No cares. No dignity
It's all about the money
It's the perfect way to be.

It's the ignorance of youth
It's the fear of growing old
It's the universal truth you're never told
Know that it's my fault, know that it's my bad
Couldn't accept love I've never had
It's to learn from your mistakes
It's to be the bigger man
It's to always try to do the best ya...

Cool rises up from underneath it when you're down
It rises, all your enemies, never ever know, unless you let it show
Oh yeah...yeah...oh...yeah...ah, ya ya ya
Cause it's my bad, it's my bad, it's my...bad

Cool rises up from underneath it when you're down
It rises, all your enemies, never ever know, unless you let it show
Or until I lose it all, until I lose it all, until I lose it all,
Until I lose it, yeah
Til I lose it, until I lose it
I love you all, it's your choice

Cool rises up from underneath it when you're down
It rises, all your enemies, never ever know, unless you let it show
Or until I lose it all, until I lose it all, until I lose it all, til I lose it, yeah
Til I lose it
Til I lose it
I love you all

(Kiss sound)

I live for yesterday
No one cares or understands
Don't feel pain, I'm made of steel
I can't answer you
If you ask me how I am 'cause I
I don't know just how I feel

I can feel any pain you give me
But I take it and throw it away

I'm a hypocrite
But that's OK 'cause I do like it
But I am careful with who I burn

I am free falling
With no parachute at all but
I don't have any concerns

I can feel any pain you give me
But I'll take it and throw it away
I will kneel to any king you give me
But I'll tell you what I'd say:

Why are you any better than anyone else?
Why are you so good?

You see 'em comin' at you every night
Strung on pretension, they fall for you at first sight
You know their business, you think it's a bore
They make you restless, it's nothin' you ain't seen before
Get around town, spend your time on the run
You never let down, say you do it for fun
Never miss a play, though you make quite a few
You give it all away - everybody wants you

You crave attention, you can never say "no"
Throw your affections any way the wind blows
You always make it, you're on top of the scene
You sell the copy like the cover of a magazine
Puttin' on the eyes 'til there's nobody else
You never realize what you do to yourself
The things that they see make the daily reviews
You never get free - everybody wants you

Everybody knows you
Everybody snows you
Everybody needs you, leads you, bleeds you

Nights of confusion and impossible dreams
Days at the mirror, patchin' up around the seams
You got your glory, you paid for it all
You take your pension in loneliness and alcohol
Say goodbye to conventional ways
You can't escape the hours, you lose track of the days
The more you understand, seems the more like you do
You never get away - everybody wants you

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Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothing to do Nowhere to go I wanna be sedated

Just get me to the airport And put me in a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane I can't control my fingers
I can't control my brain Oh no oh ho

Just put me in a wheelchair And get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco I can't control my fingers
I can't control my toes Oh no oh ho

What's your favourite scary movie?
Live from the dungeon, we coming
Y'all besta be running, we coming
Y'all don't want none of this gun an'
I don't know why y'all keep frontin'
Yo
I'ma scare the socks off you
Be sure the shock stops all you
Knock ya lox off and chop your watch off you
Lurking in the back like a crook in the black of the bushes
With the rats, the axe, and the stacks of wood is
By the garage, the Mirage tracks the shadow
My weapon is lost with bodies, I'm strapped for battle
My soul is in the crossroads, it hides the feeling
Somewhere deep inside the spirit to rise the killer
I'm too distant to talk
My vicious assault
Is inflicted in parts to slit you and stick in your heart
I got nothing to lose and nothing to gain
Only way I'm dying is up in flames
I'm stuck in the game
Look at you busting ya thang
Shots only get stuck in my frame
I got you not trusting ya aim
I never speak but you can hear me breathe at night
With a hunger and greed for life to decievw what's right
I'm a true killer
A troop risen to do business
Live on a roof on a river drooped with news clippings
I only come out when it's time to run out and find
An innocent victim inside one house with blinds
I'm Freddie Kruger, Jason, and Scream chasing a dream
Looking for a scene to take to the extreme for the mean
You better carry your Uzis is rare to do me
Everybody's scared to view me, I'm Scary Movies
Yo,

Chorus(x2):
Y'all want drama?
Wanna make a scary movie?
Your rappers coming in with their team and carry toolies
You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
We hard hitting, directing, and starring in it
Yo niggas from the Wall don't bleed
Dirty Dozen niggas don't bleed
Royce 5-9 don't bleed
Rock City niggas don't bleed
Live from the dungeon, we coming
Y'all best be running, we coming
Y'all don't want none of this gun an'
I don't know why y'all keep frontin'
Yo
All this room in this big house you chose the attic
You running slower and slower so you froze in panic
I'm wearing a white mask, black cloak and dagger
You scatter hoping for life, grabbing ropes and ladders
Under this robe, I'm tatted up
Automatic'd up
I'm mad as fuck, I'ma kill no matter what
You - live in the wrong house, at the wrong time
You - answer the call so you all mine
You can't put fear in the heart of the heartless
Got a list of names just don't know which one to start with
At your house, staking it out, posing as carpenters
Looking for closets that house guns with cartridges
I'm low down and stressed
I go around the rest of the house looking for Granny to throw down the steps
And when it's your turn - oh you know it's tragic
And the music in the background is so dramatic
I'm trying to lift you off your feet - hope you know gymnastics
Try to - soak the mattress with rope molasses
You try to - cover your head like a prophylactic
Next time somebody calling your phone, don't answer it
[Ring x2]
Hello? Hello?
[Hang up tone]
Yo
[Chorus] x2
Yo niggas from the Wall, don't bleed
Dirty Dozen niggas don't bleed
Royce 5-9 don't bleed
Rock City niggas don't bleed
We making names for each other like the Wayans Brothers
Rock City niggas always name each other.
Niggas got crews, don't even claim each other.
2000

You probably crooked as the last trick
Wanna laugh about how I got my ass caught up with this bad bitch?
Thinking I had her but she had me in the long run
Its just my luck I'm stuck fuckin with wrong one, uh
Wise decisions based on lies we living
Skandalous times is games like my religion
You could be rolling with a thug
Instead you with this sweet scrub
Looking for some love
In every club, I see you standing like you want it
Well baby if ya got it better flaunt it
Let the liquor help you get up on it
I'm still tipsy from last night
Bumpin in walls as I pause
Addicted to the fast life
I try to holler but you tell me you're taken
Sayin you ain't impressed with the money I'm make
Guess its true what they telling me
Fresh out of jail lights hell for a black celebrity
So thats the reason why I call
And maybe you with it
Fantasies of the sweatin
Can I hit it? (hahaha)
Addicted to the things you do
Its still true what I'm saying Boo
Cause this is All About U

Every other city we go
Every other video
(its all about you)
No matter where I go
I see the same hoe
[repeat]

I'll make a promise if ya go with me
Just let me know, I'll have you hollering
My name out before I leave
Nobody loves me I'm a thug nigga
I only hang out with the criminals and the drug dealers
I love niggas
Cause we coming from the same place
Witness me holler at a hoochie, see how quick the game takes
How can I tell her I'm a playa
And I don't even care
Creep though
Weed smokes in the air
Everywhere I go, its all about the groupie hoes
waiting for niggas at the end of every show
I just seen ya in my friends video
Never put you on my friends so here we go
Follow the leader and peep the drama that I'm going through
It's All About U
(Yeah nigga, its All About U)

[Chorus 2X]

Is you sick from the dick or is it the flu?
It ain't about you or your bitch ass crew
Every other city we go and every video
Explain to a nigga why I see the same shitty hoe
You think it's all about you?
Well, boo, I gets down like Dru and my nasty new niggas, too
You couldn't hold me back
It'll take a fatter track, a lyrical attack
Or perhaps it was a visual bluff
When I started to snaps all your ??
Straight in control
?Flows are full?
Why hold a cold stroll?
Coldest set
I told you I'm as gold
And that's gold diggin
Cold diggin a ??
I slide in easily
Try a grizzly
Sluts know the cuts
I came to fuck
Try skeezin me
Runnin up in this
It's like ?? when I bring ya the most
I fuck a bitch from the West coast

[Chorus 4X]

(You know what I'm saying?)
Every other city we go
I see the same hoes
In the studio, that kickin it in the video
It's gotta be the same ass and thighs
But you's a groupie baby, and don't look surprised
I can see it in your eyes, that you ain't nothing but a trick
Hanging with us, for some superstar dick
Want an autograph placed on her napkin
After she asks "Ain't you the Top Dogg and don't you be rappin?"
She know whats crackin
Peep shows like Luke
From the limos, down to the Lexus coupes
We be flossin, and all females love that
Especially when you're dope, platinum, and your own ?
So when I met you
I really didn't have to say much
Cause me alone
Just made you want to taste and touch
Don't be trippin if I run up in you and your whole crew
I'ma still let you know girl, that it's all about you

[will I am]
one two three..
like this..... ba ba duh, ba ba, yea yea, ba ba ba baduh
check this out darlin I got something to say, say
we could shovel love like all day, day
instead of all this lonliness that needs to stop, stop
I love ya down and put the hip into ya hop
you make it hard to put my egg inside ya roll, roll
lovin you is like to say she took my soul, soul
I'll break it down and let ya take total control, trol
I'm feelin you darlin, cant you see like total?
and I'm not tryin to rush like I'm russel simmons
cuz baby I cant stand the rain like michael bivens
I'm serious but you be thinking that I'm kiddin
I'm here for you unlike wives for your children
ill embrace them like it was one of my own
plus she raised em all alone, that I condone
but, all, this lonliness need to stop, I love ya down and put that hip into ya hop...

[chorus]
sugah sugah sugah I really want ya
baby baby baby I really need ya
looky looky looky I got ta have, have
if I want it, want it, let me get it, get it

[apl de ap]
hey baby girl I want your loving every day
cuz you be hittin in a special type of way
I guess your aura got me actin for the push
it aint the lust I got the apl on the rush
and when you smile at me you got me goin cra-zay
you got me up on sugar inside my soul
ill be the cup that you could pour in all your love
I wont spill it in a minute that you shove
instead I will withstand the pain
understand you is the main goal to aim
if you really need me just call my name
I'm hear all the time for you babe-ay

bridge:
I'm your love you my woman I'm your man right?
I'm your world you my woman I'm your man right?
no matter the problem we stay damn tight
I'm your love you my woman I'm your man right?

[chorus] (repeating)

[bridge]

[taboo]
and if I could i'd give my girl the world, world
a world without a war could ?unfural?, ?fural?
our love could stand the testament of time, time
till death do us part is that line
I could be with her till my son is 99
the love I feel for her is unbearably unique
being away from her, yo it makes me kinda weak
its like being on the desert with nothin to drink

[george pajon jr. solo]

[bridge] w/ pause

[more bridge...]

When flav starts to get busy
Grabbin the mic and they say who is he
Cock deezal breakdown like bill bixbie
When i think, yo i think in 360
Gimme the mic an i'ma solve all mystery
I dare any punk to try to step up and diss me
Cuz when he do, that's when he kiss dee
Titles go by and my style is fly
One more time i came here to rhyme
Gimme the mic and i'ma go for mine
So emcee's all a yall shut up
When flavor's in the house we say

What what

Let flavor blow it up
And if your ready to rock this party tonight
Somebody say what what

Now when i do my flavor dance
All the ladies go crazy in a trance
Nonstop booy from the clock on my watch
I can bring it from the bottom and take it to the top
Let me rock, come on let me get wit it
When i tell you what to get, don't get offended
Gimme the mic and i'ma bend it
Transmissions from the sky yo i'll send it
Times on my hands yo sometimes i lend it
Though i'm spendin it for a fact
I1ll make you say what what
Cause flave's back

What what

Let flavor blow it up
And if your ready to rock this party tonight
Somebody say what what

Now everybody listen to flav
If you don't listen to me you will end up in your grave
Most of these people's rhymes is whack
But i got a bunch of rhymes in my napsack
Walk on my back with the black hat
Got the rhymes to come on the attack
Can't you tell that i'm really good lookin
They know me from miami, california
Back to brooklyn
Even in spain they knew flavor's name
In japan they know i'm nice in the game
We maintain yo brothers feel the vibe
We did the first album and it came out fly
And don't ask why you won't understand
Styles we got millions of fans
So come on get down like this what's up
When flavor grab the mic
I will rip your butt

What what

Let flavor blow it up
And if your ready to rock this party tonight
Somebody say what what

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im gonna slash and gash, rip another hole in your ass. I'll smear blood on the walls and then play
tennis with your balls, and if the phone rings dont answer the caLL.im gonna slit yo throught, fuk u like a goat
i'LL rip yo fore skin off and make a winter coat. PEACE!