The Simple Life Theme .......... We3Kings

Alive .......... Ima Robot

Ladies Night .......... Atomic Kitten featuring Kool & The Gang

I'll Do Anything .......... Courtney Love

Hey, Ms. Hilton .......... The Penfifteen Club

Big Sur .......... The Thrills

Dirty Dirty .......... Jamelia

Centerfold .......... Hayseed Dixie

These 3 Sins .......... Gomez

Jambalaya (On The Bayou) .......... Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

(there's gotta be) More To Life (Dr. Octavo Extended Mix) .......... Stacie Orrico

Secret (Take You Home) .......... Kylie Minogue

Let's take two girls
Both filthy rich
From the bright lights
Into the sticks
From velvet robes
To cattle poles
Lets take away their limousines
Their credits cards and shopping sprees
Well they're both spoilt rotten
Will they cry when they hit bottom?
Heaven knows who can survive
This simple country kind of life

Uh huh
This one is good
The illusion of fun
D-R-U-G-S leave no one alive
I'm alive

Freedom of choice, love
My monkey on ice
Sitting back in the sun
It's a wonder we're alive
I'm alive

Wake up, wake up
This is heaven on earth, oh yes
I'll give you my only love
Wake up, wake up
Nothing could be worse, oh yea
I'll give you my only love

Oooh
Oh oh baby we're aging in time
Live live live live right now
While you're alive
I'm alive

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
Bad a ba ba ba ba ba
I'm alive

Now wake up, wake up
This is heaven on earth, oh yes
I'll give you my only love
Wake up, wake up
Nothing could be worse, oh yea
I'll give you my only love
Oh no!

Aaaaaahhhh ohh
Bad a ba ba ba ba ba
I'm alive

Wake up, wake up
This is heaven on earth, oh yes
I'll give you my only love
Wake up, wake up
Nothing could be worse, oh yea
I'll give you my only love

Wake up, wake up
This is heaven on earth, oh yea
I'll give you my only love
Wake up, wake up
Nothing could be worse, oh yes
I'll give you my only love

Ooh oh yeah yeah, Oh what a night
It's ladies night

This is your night tonight,
Everything is going to be alright
This is your night tonight,
C'mon girls

Girls, we've all got one
A night that's special everywhere
From New York to Hollywood
It's ladies night and girl
The feeling's good

Chorus
Oh yes, it's ladies night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes, it's ladies night
Oh what a night (oh what a night)

Oh yes, it's ladies night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes, it's ladies night
Oh what a night (oh what a night)

This is your night tonight, everything' s gonna be alright
This is your night tonight, everything' s gonna be alright

Romantic lady, ooh oh yeah, single baby
Mm sophisticated mama (woooooh)
Come on you disco baby, yeah, yeah
Stay with me tonight

If you hear any noise
It ain't the boys, it's ladies night, shhh, uh huh
Come on girls

Gonna step out ladies night
Steppin' out ladies night

Gonna step out ladies night
Steppin' out ladies night

Chorus
Oh yes, it's ladies night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes, it's ladies night
Oh what a night (oh what a night)

Oh yes, it's ladies night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes, it's ladies night
Oh what a night (Oh what a night)

On disco lights your name will be seen
You can fulfill all your dreams
Party here, party there, everywhere
This is our night, ladies
You got to be there

This is your night tonight,
Everything is going to be alright

This is your night tonight,
Everything is going to be alright

Oh ladies night

This is your night tonight,
Everything is going to be alright

This is your night tonight,
Everything is going to be alright

Oh this is your ladies night

This is your night tonight,
Everything is going to be alright

Gimme your tired
Gimme your poor, yeah
Yearning to be free, yeah
Your hungry huddled masses
Screaming me me me
Gimme danger
Gimme sorrow
Gimme heat
Gimme grime [grind?]
Gimme, gimme everything
Come and gimme from behind

Woo hoo
Throw me up against the wall
Woo hoo
No baby, do that again
Woo hoo
No baby, I'll do you cause
You, you, you, you do anything

Gimme white boys skinny
Gimme big black men
Gimme ice cream on my birthday
Gimme that again

Gimme love, love, love
Oh, give them me, me, me
Cause I'll do you
Cause you'll do anything

Gimme dick
Gimme speed
Gimme white hot heat
One day my prince will come but
Man, it's just too late

Gimme one match
So I can set myself on fire
I'll let 'em eat cake
Until they are starved

Gimme white lies
That pulls out of me so hard
Twist it like the miracles
And blast your heart to shards

Woo hoo
Throw me up against the wall
Woo hoo
No baby, do that again
Woo hoo
No baby, I'll do you cause
You, you, you, you do anything

Gimme white boys skinny
Gimme big black men
Gimme ice cream on my birthday
Gimme that again

Gimme love, love, love
Oh, give them me, me, me
Cause I'll do you
Cause you'll do anything

Gimme some last solutions
Give it to your head
Give it to me
Come on baby
Give it and pray

You're a star
It's your show
I've got the power to heal
Oh, god or the Devil
Just gimme a deal

Gimme love, love, love
Oh, give them me, me, me
Cause I'll do you
Cause you'll do anything

I'm ready to die for you
No, I'm too young to be so old

Don't scratch the car when you go
(Woo hoo)
(Throw me up against the wall)
Don't slam the door when you go
(Woo hoo)
(No baby, do that again)
I'll burn the sheets when you go
(Woo hoo)
(No baby, I'll do you cause)
Just fuckin' go when you go when you go
(You, you, you, you do anything)
Just fuckin' go

Oh my, looky there
Stone-cold foxy, platinum hair
Short skirt, barely there
Make a chick wanna hate, make a boy wanna stare

Well, Ms. Hilton you must be worth a trillion bucks
Get the feelin' that you don't really give a fuck
Ms. Hilton I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly, whoo!

Breeze by, velvet ropes
Ski this town like a bunny slope
Oh my, there she goes
A Long money girl in her short money clothes

Well,Ms. Hilton you must be worth a trillion bucks
Was it you with your bunny all up in the club?
Ms. Hilton I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly

Ms. Hilton you must be worth a trillion bucks
Get the feelin that you don't really give a fuck
Ms Hilton I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly

Ms. Hilton you must be worth a trillion bucks
Was it you with your bunny all up in the club?
Ms. Hilton I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly

Ms. Hilton
Ms. Hilton
Ms. Hilton

So much for the city
Tell me that you'll dance to the end
Just tell me that you'll dance to the end

Hey, hey you're the monkees
People said you monkeyed around
But nobody's listening now

Just don't go back to Big Sur
Hangin' around, lettin' your old man down
Just don't go back to Big Sur
Baby baby please don't go

So much for the street lights
They're never gonna guide you home
No they're never gonna guide you home

Down at the steam boat show,
All the kids start spittin'
I guess it didn't live up to the billing.

Just don't go back to Big Sur
Hangin' around, lettin' your old man down
Just don't go back to Big Sur
Baby baby please don't go

(Chorus)
We can be all cute, all sweet, and flirty flirty
But won't hesitate to get dirty dirty
Ain't nothing you can do when we decide
It's about to get dirty
Can be a princess for a night, real pirty pirty
But won't hesitate to get dirty dirty
Ain't nothing you can do when we decide
It's about to get dirty

Just when you thought it was safe and all prissy
Jamelia, back in your face but more gritty
Took tips from Diddy, switch my committee
Now some a ya'll can't believe 'how raw is she?'
Now I'm in da drivers seat getting ya dizzy
Got ya tongue tied and ya eyes wide
I even heard a bubbling up in ya inside
When you swallowed ya pride
Truth can't be denied
I know you're probably expecting a ballad
But I can kick a rhyme round
Like I'm tossing a salad
Because this time round I be causing a hazard
Like if I threw a house party up in Buckingham Palace
I know you're catching your breath
On the floor, getting raw, cos it's hot to death
I come to violate your space like you're under arrest
And girls - what's a little bit of mud on ya dress?

(Chorus)
We can be all cute, all sweet, and flirty flirty
But won't hesitate to get dirty dirty
Ain't nothing you can do when we decide
It's about to get dirty
Can be a princess for a night, real pirty pirty
But won't hesitate to get dirty dirty
Ain't nothing you can do when we decide
It's about to get dirty

So, tell me why you're acting like you been KO-ed?
It's really not your fault
You never thought that I could flow though
Roll though, heat the place up like jalapeaos
Light up ya life like I was day glo
I make you feel good like I was a gigolo
Hypno-tise ya eyes wid my figure, yo
Disbelieving people convinced I'm digital
Ain't no shame, they just not familiar wid original
WOAH
Ain't run of the mill
Just one of a mill-ion styles
That'll just kill you like Amytiville
Head down always writing, I'll be damned if I chill
While my names up in lights, and I'm topping the bill
Ooh slow down girl
What you mean slow down?
I'm on a roll now, my dirty-ism's outta control now
I couldn't even tell myself to hold it down now

(Chorus)
We can be all cute, all sweet, and flirty flirty
But won't hesitate to get dirty dirty
Ain't nothing you can do when we decide
It's about to get dirty
Can be a princess for a night, real pirty pirty
But won't hesitate to get dirty dirty
Ain't nothing you can do when we decide
It's about to get dirty

Never though something like this
Would come your way, from J A M E L I A
You don't want me to leave now, begging me to stay
You love the way I got you b-bouncing all day
I know some of these girls wanna trip me up
Wanna see me slip up
Cos their man wanna (slurp) me up
Gripping his arm like you're holding him up
Like that's gonna stop him wanting me so much
I'm like tips in his cup, look at you
You need a couple nips and a tuck
Plus a comb and a brush
You need someone to drag your ass home in a rush
Standing up in here like you're looking so plush
Your mamma shoulda named you what the [censored]
Okay, okay, alright, alright
I got it man, you don't have to alert me
There's times in my life when I just gotta get dirrty!

(Chorus)

Does she walk, does she talk
Does she come complete
My homeroom, homeroom Angel
Always pulled me from my seat

She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my Angel
Could never cause me pain

The years go by, I'm looking through
A girlie magazine
And there's my homeroom Angel
On the pages in between

(Refrain)
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
My Angel is a centerfold, Angel is a centerfold
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
Angel is a centerfold

Slip me notes under the desk
While I was thinking about her dress
I was shy, I turned away
Before she caught my eye

I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby blues
Somethin' had a hold on me
When Angel passed close by

Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
To see her in that negligee
Is really just too much

(Refrain)

Na na, na-na na na...

It's OK, I understand
This ain't no Never Never Land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on

Take your car, yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
Take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private

A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh, no, I can't deny it
Oh yeah, I guess I gotta buy it

(Refrain)

Na na, na-na na na...

These 3 sins have finally found me:
Lust, Ambition and Greed
Creepin' in the back door, they came without warning,
they burned whatever they could steal
they burned whatever they could steal

So please could you go back where you came from again?
We don't want to harm ya,
We don't want to harm ya,
We are not your armor,
We're your friends.

These 3 sins have fell from their horses,
and taken me and you for a ride.
Deliver us from evil, let the devil disown me.
The serpents and the snakes will decide.
The serpents and the snakes will decide.

So please could you go back where you came from again?
We don't want to harm ya,
We don't want to harm ya,
We are not your armor,
We're your friends.

Goodbye Joe, me gotta go, me oh my oh
Me gotta go pole the pirogue down the bayou
My yvonne, the sweetest one, me oh my oh
Son of a gun, we'll have good fun on the bayou

Jambalaya, a-crawfish pie and-a fillet gumbo
'cause tonight I'm gonna see my machez amio
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-oh
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou.

Thibodeaux, fountaineaux, the place is buzzin'
Kinfolk come to see yvonne by the dozen
Dress in style, go hog wild, me oh my oh
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou.

Jambalaya, a-crawfish pie and-a fillet gumbo
'cause tonight I'm gonna see my machez amio
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-oh
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou.

Jambalaya, a-crawfish pie and-a fillet gumbo
'cause tonight I'm gonna see my machez amio
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-oh
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou.
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou.
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou.

Yeah,yeah...ooo...yeah.

I've got it all but I feel so deprived
I go up, I come down and I'm emptier inside
Tell me what is this thing that I feel like I'm missing
And why can't I let it go?

Chorus:
There's gotta be more to life
Than chasing down every temporary high
To satisfy me
'Cause the more that I'm
Trippin out, thinking there must be more to life
Well it's life but I'm sure
There's gotta be more
(Than wanting more)

I've got the time and I'm wasting it slowly
Here in this moment, I'm half way out the door
Onto the next thing, I'm searching for something that's missing

Chorus

I'm wanting more

(I'm always)
Waiting on something
Other than this
Why am i feeling like there's something I missed?
(Something I missed) Yeah...

Chorus x2

More...to..life...
More to...More to...life

Rushing up on you like a freak in the fast lane
I'm on a mission to whip you into a hurricane
And when I overtake I'm gonna be in pole position
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Are you ready for the change
If I let you stay
If I let you play
Will you lose or win
You can't kiss and tell
Will you p*** it or fail
Let the games begin
Here's my secret
I'm a girl who likes her fun
And if you can keep it
Then you just might be the one
To come and party baby
But don't be misunderstood
I'll be cool would you be cool
I wonder if I take you home
Nature should explore the physical
But don't confuse emotion with the pleasure principle
Just let me take a ride and educate the corners of your mind
Yeah yeah yeah
Buckle up baby, feel my speed
Take you from zero to sixty
Driving so hot like a criminal
The chase is irresistible
Gonna twist you round and manipulate
Watch you hyperventilate
That's just the way I get my kicks
So take it in baby, deal with it
Buckle up baby feel my speed
Better not brake or you'll miss me
Driving you hard subliminal
'cause you're so irresistible
Let me pump you up with adrenaline
Get your head space into a spin
'cause that's the way I get my kicks
So take it in baby, deal with it.