Kuasehfgaiurgh (Dialogue From Film) .......... Brad Pitt

Diamond .......... Klint

Supermoves .......... Overseer

Hernando's Hideaway .......... The Johnston Brothers

Golden Brown .......... The Stranglers

Dreadlock Holiday .......... 10cc

Hava Nagila .......... John Murphy

Avi Arrives (Dialogue From Film) .......... Dennis Farina

Cross The Tracks (We Better Go Back) .......... Maceo & The Macks

Disco Science .......... Mirwais

Nemesis (Dialogue From Film) .......... Alan Ford

Hot Pants (I'm Coming, Coming, I'm Coming) .......... Bobby Byrd

Lucky Star .......... Madonna

Ghost Town .......... The Specials

Are You There .......... Klint

Sensual Woman .......... The Herbaliser

Angel .......... Massive Attack

F**kin' In The Bushes .......... Oasis

Don't You Just Know It .......... Huey 'Piano' Smith & The Clowns

Avi's Declaration (Dialogue From Film) .......... Dennis Farina

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I know a dark secluded place
A place where no one knows your face
A glass of wine a fast embrace
It's called... Hernando's Hideaway... Ole

All you see are silhouettes
And all you hear are castanets
And no one cares how late it gets
Not at Hernando's Hideaway... Ole

At the Golden Fingerbowl or any place you go
You can meet your Uncle Max and everyone you know
But if you go to the spot that I am thinking of
You will be free... to gaze at me
And talk of love

Just knock three times and whisper low
That you and I were sent by Joe
Then strike a match and you will know
That you're in Hernando's Hideaway...

Oh just knock three times and whisper low
That you and I were sent by Joe
Then strike a match and you will know
That you're in Hernando's Hideaway.

Golden brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my mind she runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown

Every time just like the last
On her ship tied to the mast
To distant lands
Takes both my hands
Never a frown with golden brown

Golden brown finer temptress
Through the ages she's heading

West
From far away
Stays for a day
Never a frown with golden brown

Never a frown
With golden brown
Never a frown
With golden brown

I was walkin' down the street
Concentratin' on truckin' right
I heard a dark voice beside of me
And I looked round in a state of fright
I saw four faces one mad
A brother from the gutter
They looked me up and down a bit
And turned to each other

I say
I don't like cricket oh no
I love it
I don't like cricket oh no
I love it
Don't you walk thru my words
You got to show some respect
Don't you walk thru my words
'Cause you ain't heard me out yet

Well he looked down at my silver chain
He said I'll give you one dollar
I said you've got to be jokin' man
It was a present from me Mother
He said I like it I want it
I'll take it off your hands
And you'll be sorry you crossed me
You'd better understand that you're alone
A long way from home

And I say
I don't like reggae no no
I love it
I don't like reggae oh no
I love it
Don't you cramp me style
Don't you queer on me pitch
Don't you walk thru my words
'Cause you ain't heard me out yet

I hurried back to the swimming pool
Sinkin' pina coladas
I heard a dark voice beside me say
Would you like something harder
She said I've got it you want it
My harvest is the best
And if you try it you'll like it
And wallow in a Dreadlock Holiday

And I say
Don't like Jamaica oh no
I love her
Don't like Jamaica oh no
I love her oh yea
Don't you walk thru her words
You got to show some respect
Don't you walk thru her words
'Cause you ain't heard her out yet

I don't like cricket
I love it (Dreadlock Holiday)
I don't like reggae
I love it (Dreadlock Holiday)
Don't like Jamaica
I love her (Dreadlock Holiday)

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Avi:
You got a toothbrush?
We're going to London.
Do you hear that, Doug?
I'm coming to London.

*Avi arrives in London*

Doug the Head: Avi.

Avi:
Sit down and shut up, you big, bald fuck.

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Brick Top:
Do you know what "nemesis" means?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

I'm coming, I'm coming, baby
I'm coming, help me

Make your baby understand
Don't try love, why don't
You take your man

Love can be a two-sided thing
You never get more than
You can bring, hey

I'm coming, I'm coming, baby
Ooh, help me
I'm coming, I'm coming, baby

I'm gonna love you
Don't wanna break your heart
Back up and get ready and
Give yourself a brand new start

I said I'm coming, I'm coming, baby
I'm coming, help me, baby

I can't knock it
Cause I need to rock it
This day or night
Just say it was a long day
I missed you the wrong way?

I'm coming, hey, coming, baby
Come, come, come, come
Coming, I'm coming, baby, hey

Oh, help me, oooh
Oh, baby, I'm coming, yeah
I'm coming, yeah

I can't knock it
I need to rock it
This day or night, baby

This day, this day, this day
I need to rock it, baby
This day, I'm coming
I'm coming, baby, oooh
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm coming, I'm coming
Hey, coming, baby

You must be my Lucky Star
'Cause you shine on me wherever you are
I just think of you and I start to glow
And I need your light
And baby you know

Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright
Make everything all right
Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright, yeah

You must be my Lucky Star
'Cause you make the darkness seem so far
And when I'm lost you'll be my guide
I just turn around and you're by my side

Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright
Make everything all right
Starlight, starbright
First star I see tonight
Starlight, starbright, yeah

Come on shine your heavenly body tonight
'Cause I know you're gonna
Make everything all right

You may be my lucky star
But I'm the luckiest by far

This town, is coming like a ghost town
All the clubs have been closed down
This place, is coming like a ghost town
Bands won't play no more
too much fighting on the dance floor

Do you remember the good old days
Before the ghost town?
We danced and sang,
And the music played inna de boomtown

This town, is coming like a ghost town
Why must the youth fight against themselves?
Government leaving the youth on the shelf
This place, is coming like a ghost town
No job to be found in this country
Can't go on no more
The people getting angry

This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town
This town, is coming like a ghost town

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To become aware of my own sensuality,
I first become fully aware of my own tactile sense.
In dim light, I close my eyes and remove my clothes.

Do I lose his respect for being so wild?
Hardly. He treats me like a rare and precious jewel.
And he goes through the day proud of the fact, that with me,
He is the world's most imaginative lover.

Men pick amazing places for sexual adventure.
The wildest adventure proposed to me was in a bathtub which was full of Jello!
All I could think of, was how many boxes it would take?
What would be the most alluring colour?
The most delicious flavour?
And how could that affect our oral explarations?
If the Jello gets firm, would I bounce?

As you look around for what's new and different,
Remember these three important weapons that should be learned to keep a man in love.
Imagination, sensitivity to his moods and desires,
And the courage to experiment with new sexual techniques,
Enticing situations and places.

Lovemaking is physical, and so its its language.
Suck, cock, fuck, and prick, are not bad words.
Used in the bedroom by lovers to describe parts of the body,
And physical activities,
They are very proper indeed, and they distinctly enhance sex.
Overhaul a prudish attitude.
Don't whistle and stick up your nose, at least, not up in the air.

You are my angel
Come from way above
To bring me love

Her eyes
She's on the dark side
Neutralize
Every man in sight

To love you, love you, love you...

You are my angel
Come from way above

To love you, love you, love you...

We put this festival on you bastards
With whole lotta love
We worked for one year for you pigs
And you wanna break our walls down
And you wanna destroy
Well you go to hell

Kids are runnin' around naked fuckin' in the bushes
Kids are runnin' around naked fuckin' in the bushes
Kids are runnin' around naked fuckin' in the bushes
Kids are runnin' around naked fuckin' in the bushes

I love it

Kids are runnin' around naked fuckin' in the bushes
Kids are runnin' around naked fuckin' in the bushes
Kids are runnin' around naked fuckin' in the bushes
Kids are runnin' around naked fuckin' in the bushes

I love it
Room for everybody here
Yes all are welcome
Yes indeed I love them
Fuss, nice, life, youth, beautiful
I'm all for it

I love it
Room for everybody here
Yes all are welcome
Yes indeed I love them
Fuss, nice, life, youth, beautiful
I'm all for it

I can't lose with the stuff I use
Don't ya just know it
Baby, don't believe I'm wearin' two left shoes
Don't ya just know it

-chorus-
Ah ha ha ha
Ay ay oh
Doo bah doo bah doo bah doo bah
Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha
Ay ay oh

Hey pretty baby can we go strollin'
Don't ya just know it
Ya got me rockin' when I oughta be rollin'
Don't ya just know it

-chorus-
Ah ha ha ha
Ay ay oh
Doo bah doo bah doo bah doo bah
Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha
Ay ay oh

Baby baby you're my blue heaven
Don't ya just know it
Ya got me pushin' when I oughta be shovin'
Don't ya just know it

-chorus-
Ah ha ha ha
Ay ay oh
Doo bah doo bah doo bah doo bah
Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha
Ay ay oh

Heart of mine just cool as a breeze
Don't ya just know it
Young girls in trouble the tighter they squeeze
Don't ya just know it

-chorus-
Ah ha ha ha
Ay ay oh
Doo bah doo bah doo bah doo bah
Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha
Ay ay oh

repeat chorus

Customs official: Do you have anything to declare, sir?
Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England