Walk Hard .......... John C. Reilly

Take My Hand .......... John C. Reilly

(Mama) You Got To Love Your Negro Man .......... John C. Reilly

Life Without You (Is No Life At All) .......... John C. Reilly

Let's Duet .......... John C. Reilly

Darling .......... John C. Reilly

(I Hate You) Big Daddy .......... John C. Reilly

Guilty As Charged .......... John C. Reilly

Dear Mr. President .......... John C. Reilly

Let Me Hold You (Little Man) .......... John C. Reilly

Royal Jelly .......... John C. Reilly

Black Sheep .......... John C. Reilly

Starman .......... John C. Reilly

Beautiful Ride .......... John C. Reilly

(Have You Heard the News) Dewey Cox Died .......... John C. Reilly

Walk hard
Hard
Down life's
Rocky road

Walk bold
Hard
At my creed
My coal

I've been sworn and slandered and ridiculed too
Had to struggle everyday my whole life through
Seen my share of the worse that this world can give
But I still got a dream and a burning rage to live

Walk hard
Hard
When they say
You're all done

Walk bold
Hard
Though they say
You're not the one

Even if you've been told time and time again
That you're always gonna lose and you're never gonna win
Gotta keep that vision in your mind's eye
When you're standing on top of a mountain high

You know when I was a boy
Folks used to say to me
"Slow down Dewey, don't walk so hard"
And I used to tell them
Life's a race, and I'm in it to win it
And I'll walk as damn hard as I please
How do I walk boys?

{HARD}

When I meet my maker on my dying day
Gonna look him in the eye and by god I'll say
I gave my word and my word was good
I took it in the face and walked as hard as I could

Walk Hard
Walk Hard
Walk Hard
Walk Hard

[Thanks to Mike, jordan z for lyrics]

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Cox: Hello Darlene.
Darlene: Hello, Mr. Cox.
Cox: Are you ready to sing one?
Darlene: I'm always ready.
Cox: Alright. In my dreams you're blowing me... Some kisses.
Darlene: That's one of my favorite things to do.
Cox: You and I could go down... In history.
Darlene: That's what I'm planning to do with you.

Together: Let's duet, in ways that make us feel good. Lets duet, and make that sacred sound, put two and two
together,perfect harmony we found. We know it's only natural, lets do it!

Cox: I'm going to beat off... All my demons.
Darlene: That's what loving Jesus' all about.
Cox: Looking in your eyes, I start believing.
Darlene: Lets bring this whisper to shout.

Together: Lets Duet. In ways that make us feel good. Lets duet, and make that sacred sound. Put two and two together,
perfect harmony we found. We know its only natural. Lets do it.

Cox: Did i hear you sighing?
Darlene: What are you implying?
Cox: Look a little tired.
Darlene: Music's got me wired.
Cox: Pretty good looking
Darlene: Boy we're really cooking
Together: Now!

Cox: I just want to make out... What you're saying.
Darlene: Read my lips. Its what you're looking for.
Cox: Here I am, sneaking up behind ya.
Darlene: You can always come in my backdoor.

Together: Lets Duet. In ways that make us feel good. Lets duet, and make that sacred sound. Put two and two together,
perfect harmony we found. We know its only natural. Lets do it.

[Thanks to k. capoun for corrections]

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I don't even care what anyone thinks
I stay up all night and I smoke and I drink
I'm a wanted man and I'm blowin town
Don't even bother tryin' to hunt me down
The cops are sayin I belong behind bars
And I'm Guilty
I'm Guilty as Charged

I ain't ever lost a fight in my life
I'll send you home crying to your fat and ugly wife
If you don't believe me when I tell you this
Well let me introduce you to my rock hard fist
If you're accusing me of living too hard
Then I'm Guilty
I'm Guilty as Charged

I ain't asking God to forgive my sins
Take a Good Look and you'll know where I've been
I'm dancing with the devil every night and everyday
People pay attention to the things that I say

I don't need anybody's help to rise above it
If you don't like the way I'm livin
Buddy why don't you shove it?
When you feel the ground shaking underneath your feet
Then that's yours truly walkin down the street
Come a little closer, girl, I'll show you my scars
Cause I'm Guilty
I'm Guilty as Charged
If you're saying that my lovin's too large
Then I'm Guilty
I'm Guilty as Charged

Oh I'm Guilty
I'm Guilty as Charged
You Got Me
I'm Guilty as Charged

[Thanks to Kenneth for lyrics]

Dear Mr. President
I want you to know
I am deeper than you
Listen and Learn
My heart is a chapel
My head is a steeple
My arms are the people
And the people now yearn

I stand for the midget
I stand for the negro
I stand for the Injun
all hopped up on booze
I stand for the Jap
And I stand for the beaner
And I stand, yes I do
For the Christ-Killin' Jew

I stand for the dyke
And I stand for the retard
I stand for the chinaman
Washing my socks
I stand for the bum
And the pimp and the bugger
And the cripple who lives
On my street in a box

To Conclude, Mr. President
I'm not at all Hesitant
To tell you I think
The first ladies a fox
Her husband, the jerkoff
Is ruining my country
That's all for today
Sincerely, D. Cox

[Thanks to Kenneth for corrections]

All the elevator Buttons
Oh so Incredibly High
I stand today for the midget
At the size of a regular Guy

Let Me Hold You Little Man
As the parade passes by
Let Me Hold You Little man
We'll make believe you can fly

You shout for me to put you down
But I'm marching today for your cause
I'm bangin' the drum
Your big day will come
When they remake the wizard of Oz

Let Me Hold You Midget Man
We'll pretend that you're flyin in space
Let Me Hold You Little Man
So the dog will stop licking your face

Little Shoes, Little Pants
Little Song, Little Dance
Little Heart, Little Mind
But your rights are as big as mine

Na, Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na-Na
Na-Na Na Na-Na Na Na
Thank God I'm Tall
I won't let you fall
We're all midget, one and for all
Thank God I'm Tall
I won't let you fall
We're all midget, and some are just small

Stand Up For The Little People!

[Thanks to Kenneth for lyrics]

Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum
Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum
O' say can you see 'em
Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat
'N the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack
Pressing passing stinging half synthetic fabrication of his-- Time
The mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbits were ensnared
'N the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat
Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life

In my mind
I'm half blind
My inner ref
Is mostly deaf
I'm smell impaired
If you cared
My sense of taste is wasted on the phosphorescent orange peels of San Francisco axe-encrusted frenzy

So let me touch you
Let me touch you
Let me touch you
Let me touch you
Where the Ro-yal Jelly gets made

Coleratura singers bringing weeds and social clingers
Hangers-on and fancy flingers
To the dress ball
Mushrooms and bowling pins
Stove pipe hats and other things I can't recall
From Juvenile hall
We're so unlucky and stuff
Woodrow Wilson never had it so tough
Dairy Queen and Vaseline and Maybelline
Paul Bunyan and James Dean

Allegory agencies of pre-Raphaelite paganry
And Shenandoah tapestries
Compared with good mahogany
Collapsing the undying postcard romance
With feline perspicacity
By the university
That night I held a paucity
Which you deemed common courtesy
I wasn't what you thought I'd be
I shouldn't have invited you to dance

In my tree
I'm halfway free
And in my chair
One quarter there
In my dream
One-sixteenth cream
In the coffee of the Courtier
Of the sycophant assistant to the king

So let me touch you
Let me touch you
Let me touch you
Let me touch you
Where the Ro----yal Jelly gets made

[Thanks to Dan Bern for lyrics]

Black Sheep, Black Sheep
Black Sheep, Black Sheep
Me!

I wasn't dreaming
Barely awake
Up to the grinder we stroll

Not just a fleecing
Spilling his will
Half of the kill
Vanishing memories of paradise Til
What do I care?
I'm in a field serene
Miles and Miles of solid green
Oh, to feed the flock, is a love to dream

I just close my eyes
When I fantasize
Much to my suprise
I'm just half the size
That I used to be
Bye Bye White Brother
This Black Sheep just got a role

I just open up
Like a catacomb
Though my heart is halved
I'm the half that's home
For the Life of me
Bye Bye Pastures of Plenty
I don't know where I will go

Black Sheep, Black Sheep
The Fields are in harmony
Half is unsung
Now that the blade has been swung

Black Sheep, Black Sheep
The two inside of me used to be one
Black Sheep, Black Sheep
Me!

I'm losing my fleece from trying
I'm losing no sleep, I'm dying
Why shouldn't I keep from frying?
I'm losing my fleece from trying
I'm losing no sleep, I'm dying
Why shouldn't I keep from frying?
Black Sheep, Black Sheep

One spot in the universe
One spot on the sun
Just as the day has begun
I'm counting the clouds today
I'm starting at one sheep
Black Sheep
Me!

[Thanks to Kenneth for lyrics]

Goodbye love
Didnt know what time it was the lights were low oh how
I leaned back on my radio oh oh
Some cat was layin down some rock n roll lotta soul, he said
Then the loud sound did seem to fade a ade
Came back like a slow voice on a wave of phase ha hase
That werent no d.j. that was hazy cosmic jive

Theres a starman waiting in the sky
Hed like to come and meet us
But he thinks hed blow our minds
Theres a starman waiting in the sky
Hes told us not to blow it
Cause he knows its all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

I had to phone someone so I picked on you ho ho
Hey, thats far out so you heard him too! o o
Switch on the tv we may pick him up on channel two
Look out your window I can see his light a ight
If we can sparkle he may land tonight a ight
Dont tell your poppa or hell get us locked up in fright

Theres a starman waiting in the sky
Hed like to come and meet us
But he thinks hed blow our minds
Theres a starman waiting in the sky
Hes told us not to blow it
Cause he knows its all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

Starman waiting in the sky
Hed like to come and meet us
But he thinks hed blow our minds
Theres a starman waiting in the sky
Hes told us not to blow it
Cause he knows its all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Now that I have lived
A lifetime's worth of days
Finally I see
The folly of my ways

So listen when I sing of
The temptations of this world
Fancy cars and needles
Whisky, flesh and pearls

And then in the end
It's family and friends
Loving yourself
But not only yourself
It's about the good walk
And the hard walk
And the young girls you've made cry
It's about make a little music everyday 'til you di-ie

Beautiful ride (Chorus)

As I stand on the precipice of death
My perspective is enormous
Every leaf, every cloud
I see the hands which have formed us
And some days all you got
Is a nighttime graveyard walk
And you whistle some quick melody
To the ghosts down at the dock

It's about the good walk
And the hard walk
And the young girls you've made cry
It's about make a little music everyday 'til you di-ie

Beautiful ride(Chorus)

(bridge--)
Sing in to your hand
Lead the marching band
Don't you let 'em fade your colors gray
'Cause when all is said and done
When youth is spent and burned
You'll see that it's all about
Music!
Flowers!
Babies!
Sharing the good times!
Traveling not just for business!
Excepting your mortality!
This-- is finally what I've learned!

And then in the end
It's family and friends
Loving yourself
But not only yourself
It's about the good walk
And the hard walk
And the young girls you've made cry
It's about make a little music everyday 'til you di-ie

Beautiful ride
(Chorus-2x)

[Thanks to TC, Kenneth for lyrics]

Long Black Hearse
Clear Blue Sky
Preacher says his words
Grown Men Cry
Women start to faint
Dark Grey Sky
Simple Wooden Box
Preacher asks Why?

Hey, Have you heard the news?
Dewey Cox Died

Put him in the ground
Start to shovel dirt
Grown men turn away
Can't bear the hurt
Fell Out of a tree
Landed on His head
Rushed him to a hospital
There pronounced dead

Hey, Have you heard the news?
Dewey Cox Died
No, Say it isn't so, Dewey Cox Died!

Flowers Everywhere
Children Cry
Guitar on the ground
God himself asks why
Long Black Hearse
Clear Blue Sky
Preacher Says his Words
Grown Men Cry

Hey Have you heard the news?
Dewey Cox Died
Why?
Hey, Have you heard the news?
Dewey Cox Died
Today!

Dead!

[Thanks to Kenneth, Mike for lyrics]